# I Love Me, Vol. 1 - Fuck off! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 23, 2005, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-me-vol-1-fuck-off/313815 "2005-07-23T17:20:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2005, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-me-vol-1-fuck-off/313815/1 "2005-07-23T17:20:28Z")
[Link.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=326827) Fuck off, halfwit. If you don’t like my sig line, so be it. Doesn’t bother me a whit. Just means you haven’t a clue, or a sense of humor. But when you bring it up in a thread where it wasn’t used, just so you could launch on one of your purile whines about American self-centeredness, well…that’s just sad. I hope people in Europe aren’t judging Americans based on their experiences with you. I’d rather they form them based on Bush/Cheney/Chick than the illegitimate offspring of a diseased camel that you seem to be. You were shown to be a dick the first time you [complained about my sig.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=245855) Now you are just reinforcing that opinion. If you have a problem with me, try addressing something I directly say, numb-nuts. Inferring arguments to support your own half-baked ideology just shows that you can’t read and type at the same time. ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2005, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-me-vol-1-fuck-off/313815/2 "2005-07-23T17:39:52Z")
There is a serious lack of reading comprehension going on there. ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2005, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-me-vol-1-fuck-off/313815/3 "2005-07-23T17:41:24Z")
What’s this all about? ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2005, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-me-vol-1-fuck-off/313815/4 "2005-07-23T17:51:13Z")
> [@Liberal](#): > > What’s this all about? Tempest in a teapot. Fuckwit #1 (that’s ILM,V1) annoyed Fuckwit #2 (that’s me). really just needed to vent a little bit, that’s all. It’s not been a good morning. ---
**Author:** ![Sattua](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sattua/32/11906_2.png) [@Sattua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sattua)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2005, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-me-vol-1-fuck-off/313815/5 "2005-07-23T17:56:00Z")
There is a 95% chance that in five years, **I Love Me, Vol. 1** will look back on those posts and be embarassed. I know it doesn’t give the same satisfaction as finding a way to show him, in shining, incontrovertible logic, just what an impractical jackanapes he (he?) is and how unbearably ashamed of himself he ought to be, but it’s what keeps _me_ from getting all het up when I read political threads. ---
**Author:** ![LadySybil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c89c15/32.png) [@LadySybil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LadySybil)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2005, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-me-vol-1-fuck-off/313815/6 "2005-07-24T03:06:57Z")
The guy ( **ILMV1** ) could at least quote Pratchett right. What? It’s a pet peeve! d&r ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2005, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-me-vol-1-fuck-off/313815/7 "2005-07-24T06:31:31Z")
I don’t suppose you’d mind posting again and attaching your sig for those of us who are too lazy to go look for it? ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2005, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-me-vol-1-fuck-off/313815/8 "2005-07-24T06:40:05Z")
As you wish… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Zoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a4c791/32.png) [@Zoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoe)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2005, 7:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-me-vol-1-fuck-off/313815/9 "2005-07-24T07:49:26Z")
Would it be better for Europeans to judge Americans based on someone who thinks we need to be active in the global community or would it be better for Europeans to judge Americans based on someone who thinks we should let other countries fend for themselves while we take care of our own? ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2005, 8:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-me-vol-1-fuck-off/313815/10 "2005-07-24T08:43:17Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > As you wish… 😃 What about those of us who have sigs turned off. Why must we be the objects of discrimination? ---
**Author:** ![ParentalAdvisory](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/53a042/32.png) [@ParentalAdvisory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParentalAdvisory)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2005, 8:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-me-vol-1-fuck-off/313815/11 "2005-07-24T08:49:02Z")
I’m going to have to agree with the title of the OP. It seems he has the Internet, who’s glass has he been sipping from, hmm? ---
**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2005, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-me-vol-1-fuck-off/313815/12 "2005-07-24T21:53:53Z")
> [@Liberal](#): > > What about those of us who have sigs turned off. Why must we be the objects of discrimination? You know it’s in his public profile, right? ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2005, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-me-vol-1-fuck-off/313815/13 "2005-07-25T04:51:23Z")
OP- you do understand neither of those posts are about you in any way, don’t you? :rolleyes: They are about a line from TP- which you are quoting. Yes, he mentions he saw them in your sig- so? Did you make them up? And, his complaint- _assuming anyone took that quote seriously_- is legit. Of course, no one but an idiot or a naif would take any quote from TP seriously. ---
**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2005, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-me-vol-1-fuck-off/313815/14 "2005-07-26T01:33:51Z")
On a side note, isn’t it **I Love Me, Vol. I**? ---
**Author:** ![Crotalus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crotalus/32/41_2.png) [@Crotalus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crotalus)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2005, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-me-vol-1-fuck-off/313815/15 "2005-07-26T16:17:56Z")
> [@Zoe](#): > > Would it be better for Europeans to judge Americans based on someone who thinks we need to be active in the global community or would it be better for Europeans to judge Americans based on someone who thinks we should let other countries fend for themselves while we take care of our own? Judging us based on both seems best to me, since both attitudes have contended in our political life since the founding of the country. ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2005, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-me-vol-1-fuck-off/313815/16 "2005-07-26T17:59:43Z")
> [@chaoticdonkey](#): > > On a side note, isn’t it **I Love Me, Vol. I**? Well, yes. It’s a palindrome that way. ---
**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2005, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-me-vol-1-fuck-off/313815/17 "2005-07-26T20:37:50Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > Tempest in a teapot. Fuckwit #1 (that’s ILM,V1) annoyed Fuckwit #2 (that’s me). really just needed to vent a little bit, that’s all. It’s not been a good morning. **Sil** …bud…beer guzzling buddy…what happened? Did you just find out that your teaching remedial math next year or something? What up? ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2005, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-me-vol-1-fuck-off/313815/18 "2005-07-26T23:24:32Z")
Pretty close. A lot of petty things, all the same day: FIL in hospital (not serious), wife’s cat died, someone stole a table from my classroom, they are screwing with my class schedule for next year, etc, etc, ad infinitum. All survivable, but stressful none the less. Then an un-named poster pushed my button. Like I said…tempest in a teapot. But thank you for asking about it. Sometimes that can make it a little less annoying. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2005, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-me-vol-1-fuck-off/313815/19 "2005-07-26T23:49:31Z")
I don’t want water…I want iced tea, with lots of ice and a mint leaf. \ Hope your day gets better. ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2005, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-me-vol-1-fuck-off/313815/20 "2005-07-26T23:56:06Z")
> [@Yeticus Rex](#): > > Did you just find out that **your** teaching remedial math next year or something? What up? NNNNAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGHHHHH!!! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-me-vol-1-fuck-off/313815.md?page=2)