# I love my girlfriend. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 14, 2003, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-my-girlfriend/195133 "2003-08-14T14:06:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![robertliguori](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/46a35a/32.png) [@robertliguori](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robertliguori)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2003, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-my-girlfriend/195133/1 "2003-08-14T14:06:40Z")
That is all. Told her yesterday in the middle of a series of mushy (not that kind of mushy. Okay, a bit of that kind of mushy) activities. Weeee. ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2003, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-my-girlfriend/195133/2 "2003-08-14T14:10:45Z")
Did she say anything back? ---
**Author:** ![Master\_Wang-Ka](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/master_wang-ka/32/3325_2.png) [@Master\_Wang-Ka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Master_Wang-Ka)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2003, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-my-girlfriend/195133/3 "2003-08-14T14:43:54Z")
I told my girlfriend that, once. She said, “I’m not your girlfriend, you fucking pervert! Get out of my house before I call the police! Omighod, stop, I HAVE A GUN IN HERE!!!” No, wait, I’m kidding. Really… ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2003, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-my-girlfriend/195133/4 "2003-08-14T15:03:04Z")
I love you. I love you too Jimmy. It’s “Johnny.” ---
**Author:** ![butter\_pie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aca169/32.png) [@butter\_pie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/butter_pie)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2003, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-my-girlfriend/195133/5 "2003-08-14T15:59:19Z")
I wish my boyfriend-person loved _me_. Meh. ---
**Author:** ![roadrunner70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19b73/32.png) [@roadrunner70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roadrunner70)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2003, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-my-girlfriend/195133/6 "2003-08-14T16:04:03Z")
I love my girlfriend too. My wife’s not too crazy about her though… ---
**Author:** ![garius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e19b73/32.png) [@garius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garius)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2003, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-my-girlfriend/195133/7 "2003-08-14T16:07:19Z")
Alright men - get this man into the pub! He needs beer! Stat! ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2003, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-my-girlfriend/195133/8 "2003-08-14T16:15:54Z")
I love your girlfriend, too. Every Wednesday when you’re out at the library. ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2003, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-my-girlfriend/195133/9 "2003-08-14T16:25:30Z")
Bunch of comedians in here eh? 😃 Well, did she return the serve or what? ---
**Author:** ![js\_africanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@js\_africanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/js_africanus)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2003, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-my-girlfriend/195133/10 "2003-08-14T17:30:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jinwicked \* > \*\*I wish my boyfriend-person loved _me_. Meh. \*\* Dump him. I’ll move to Tejas. He’s probably psycho, you should move to Michigan. Oh, and **robertliguori** , kudos! Now try saying it when yer not doing it–it’ll probably come off a little more sincere that way. ---
**Author:** ![butter\_pie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aca169/32.png) [@butter\_pie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/butter_pie)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2003, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-my-girlfriend/195133/11 "2003-08-14T17:44:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by js\_africanus \* > \*\*Dump him. I’ll move to Tejas. He’s probably psycho, you should move to Michigan. \*\* Oooooh no you don’t, I already had my adventure in the great white north. _No thank you_. I can wear a wool jacket here in the summertime. I’m so cool it takes 100 degree F weather to keep me _warm_. 😃 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2003, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-my-girlfriend/195133/12 "2003-08-14T18:02:47Z")
Ah, sweet. I’m happy for you **Robert**! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![js\_africanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@js\_africanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/js_africanus)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2003, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-my-girlfriend/195133/13 "2003-08-14T18:13:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jinwicked \* > \*\*I’m so cool it takes 100 degree F weather to keep me _warm_. 😃 😉 \*\* I’m so hot that even a blizzard won’t keep me from warming your cockles. ::_wags eyebrows_:: ---
**Author:** ![Velma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/85e7bf/32.png) [@Velma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Velma)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2003, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-my-girlfriend/195133/14 "2003-08-14T18:40:54Z")
I love you. Yeah, I heard you the first time. ---
**Author:** ![PiscesPrincess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f1d935/32.png) [@PiscesPrincess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PiscesPrincess)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2003, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-my-girlfriend/195133/15 "2003-08-14T18:55:49Z")
NICE, Velma! I wondered when someone was going to throw that reference in. 🙂 Seriously Robert - congrats! That’s an exciting step… ---
**Author:** ![butter\_pie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aca169/32.png) [@butter\_pie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/butter_pie)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2003, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-my-girlfriend/195133/16 "2003-08-14T18:58:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by js\_africanus \* > \*\*I’m so hot that even a blizzard won’t keep me from warming your cockles. ::_wags eyebrows_:: \*\* Stupid boy, I don’t have any cockles, I’m a _girl_. :rolleyes: 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2003, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-my-girlfriend/195133/17 "2003-08-14T19:10:08Z")
I’m going to get that answer from the OP if it kills me. ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2003, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-my-girlfriend/195133/18 "2003-08-14T19:14:27Z")
He makes me incredibly happy, and, well, I’m counting down the days until I get to see him again. ::big happy evil grin:: I haven’t seen him in about a month and a half, and I’m returning to college in a few days, so I’ll see him in under a week. Sometimes being with him makes me feel like I’m the Happiest Girl in the World[sup]TM[/sup]. He’s proof that not all guys suck being in relationships with. ---
**Author:** ![js\_africanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@js\_africanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/js_africanus)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2003, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-my-girlfriend/195133/19 "2003-08-14T19:26:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jinwicked \* > **Stupid boy, I don’t have any cockles, I’m a _girl_.** _“It’s an old-fashioned romance that will warm the cockles of your heart.”_ Ah, but I suspect you knew that… I figured it might be rude to talk about warming your !! ---
**Author:** ![butter\_pie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aca169/32.png) [@butter\_pie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/butter_pie)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2003, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-my-girlfriend/195133/20 "2003-08-14T20:22:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by js\_africanus \* > \*\*Ah, but I suspect you knew that… I figured it might be rude to talk about warming your !! \*\* Yeah, but that’s not funny. Besides, I don’t see what my [kitty](http://www.jinwicked.com/images/pics2/saturday.jpg) has to do with this… 😉 [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-my-girlfriend/195133.md?page=2)