# I love my girlfriend. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 14, 2003, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-my-girlfriend/195133 "2003-08-14T14:06:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2003, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-my-girlfriend/195133/21 "2003-08-14T20:30:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mirrored Indigo Shadows \* > **He’s proof that not all guys suck…** Well, what _good_ is he if he doesn’t _suck_. 😛 Here’s to all the lovers out there. May your lives be full of mushiness and sucking. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![robertliguori](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/46a35a/32.png) [@robertliguori](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robertliguori)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2003, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-my-girlfriend/195133/22 "2003-08-14T20:56:22Z")
World Eater: Yes, she loves me, too. This wasn’t out of the blue or anything. I’ve been trying to quantify my feelings for a long time, and only lately realized that if it looks like love and quacks like love, it’s probably love. ---
**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2003, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-my-girlfriend/195133/23 "2003-08-14T22:55:30Z")
I sent my girlfried flowers today. I said… These are ‘Just becasue’ flowers. Just becasue I am thinking of you. ---
**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2003, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-my-girlfriend/195133/24 "2003-08-14T22:56:32Z")
Except I spelled ‘because correctly’…I hope. ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2003, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-my-girlfriend/195133/25 "2003-08-14T23:05:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Gangster Octopus \* > \*\*Except I spelled ‘because correctly’…I hope. \*\* I’m more worried about the girl you fried… ---
**Author:** ![JimSox5](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b5a626/32.png) [@JimSox5](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimSox5)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2003, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-my-girlfriend/195133/26 "2003-08-15T00:10:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lieu \* > \*\*. . .I love you too Jimmy. > > It’s “Johnny.” \*\* Dammit! Right when I thought I found something special. . .☹ [sub]Just kidding! Really! Ouch! Quit hitting!\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2003, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-my-girlfriend/195133/27 "2003-08-15T00:47:43Z")
“I love you.” “Thank you!” “. . . no problem . . .” ---
**Author:** ![Elza\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Elza\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elza_B)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2003, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-my-girlfriend/195133/28 "2003-08-15T01:10:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Scarlett67 \* > \*\*“I love you.” > > “Thank you!” > > “. . . no problem . . .” \*\* Oh…crap…trying…to…place…quote…head…about…to…explode… What the HELL is that from??? If you don’t tell me, it’ll bother me all night. Ava ---
**Author:** ![Elza\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Elza\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elza_B)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2003, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-my-girlfriend/195133/29 "2003-08-15T01:11:34Z")
Oh, and **Robert** , congrats! Love is fantastic:). My guy and I told each other we loved each other for the first time on Christmas night…I could’ve swooned. Ava ---
**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2003, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-my-girlfriend/195133/30 "2003-08-15T01:44:49Z")
**ava**. . . Ross and Emily at the airport. Sleep well! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![JimSox5](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b5a626/32.png) [@JimSox5](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimSox5)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2003, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-my-girlfriend/195133/31 "2003-08-15T01:59:42Z")
sub, bold, it’s sort of the same :smack: Anyway, I would just like to take this opportunity to add that I have found something special. The first time I told **JimmyGirl** that I loved her, we weren’t exactly a couple, but a good, long, hard-fought six months afterwards, we were, and God, love’s such a good thing 😃 ---
**Author:** ![js\_africanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@js\_africanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/js_africanus)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2003, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-my-girlfriend/195133/32 "2003-08-15T02:28:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by robertliguori \* > **I’ve been trying to _quantify_ my feelings for a long time…** “My love for you compounds daily, at a growth rate well above the federal funds rate, baby. My love for you is like the Fibonacci sequence, snookums, where my quantity of love for you is equal to the sum of the two previous days’ love quantities. My love for you is a monotonically increasing convex function, continuous and twice differentiable, hon. My love for you…” “I knew I should have married a poet.” ---
**Author:** ![ReuvenB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9fc348/32.png) [@ReuvenB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ReuvenB)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2003, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-my-girlfriend/195133/33 "2003-08-15T04:04:19Z")
I love my girlfriend too. It’s really terrible that she’s 812 miles away. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-my-girlfriend/195133.md?page=1)