# I love my new Sig! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 30, 2000, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-my-new-sig/35192 "2000-09-30T23:12:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2000, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-my-new-sig/35192/1 "2000-09-30T23:12:34Z")
šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2000, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-my-new-sig/35192/2 "2000-09-30T23:25:12Z")
I hate my new sig!! I cannot get the damn thing to work right. After spening alomst a half hour onthe stupid thing, I just gave up. The only good thing about it is I still have my favorit **Andygirl** quote. Isnā€™t she the best!! šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![Gunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gunslinger)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2000, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-my-new-sig/35192/3 "2000-10-01T01:25:18Z")
Whatā€™s wrong with it, Bear? Didja put quotes around the urls? {url=**ā€œ[http://www.3weasel.20m.com](http://www.3weasel.20m.com)ā€**}3Weasel inc.{/url} If you leave out the quotes when thereā€™s more than 1 url, it really FUBARs stuff. ---
**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2000, 8:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-my-new-sig/35192/4 "2000-10-01T08:56:22Z")
i left out the quotes!! What i have been trying to do is link a certain text to the middle website. The same way I have my thank you to tatertot kat and green beanā€¦ i want a ā€œthank you zetteā€ to be the link to the other page, but it just will not let me do that for a second link. only one. IO will try it later tomorrow when I am a little more sober! thanks gunslinger!! Napalm is the shit!! ---
**Author:** ![poohpah\_chalupa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/91b2a8/32.png) [@poohpah\_chalupa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/poohpah_chalupa)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2000, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-my-new-sig/35192/5 "2000-10-01T19:51:19Z")
I love my sig too, but Iā€™m leery that, whenever I use it, it implies that Byzantine agrees with me. So, if Iā€™m making some stupid-assed sexist joke or something, and include my sig, if Byzantine spied it, welllā€¦ Weā€™ve _all_ seen what could happen. In the meantime, I know I can change it, but I **adore Byz sooo much** , I donā€™t wanna do that _either_. ---
**Author:** ![SILENT-BOB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@SILENT-BOB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SILENT-BOB)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2000, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-my-new-sig/35192/6 "2000-10-01T22:21:03Z")
ā˜¹ šŸ˜• ``` l l l v ``` ---
**Author:** ![White\_Lightning](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@White\_Lightning](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Lightning)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2000, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-my-new-sig/35192/7 "2000-10-01T22:22:36Z")
well, donā€™t just sit thereā€¦ get this man a sig!! ---
**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2000, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-my-new-sig/35192/8 "2000-10-01T22:23:47Z")
Silent BOB, no sig is better than being molested by an obviously confused Omni. ---
**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2000, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-my-new-sig/35192/9 "2000-10-01T23:02:10Z")
Bear\_Nenno, always be my snuggle bear. šŸ™‚ Seriously, though, I get such a kick out of being in your sig lineā€¦ ah, you flatter. \ ---
**Author:** ![Sassy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@Sassy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sassy)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2000, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-my-new-sig/35192/10 "2000-10-01T23:53:29Z")
" " - Harpo Marx ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2000, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-my-new-sig/35192/11 "2000-10-01T23:57:03Z")
Mine is better. ---
**Author:** ![Sweet\_Sue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Sweet\_Sue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sweet_Sue)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2000, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-my-new-sig/35192/12 "2000-10-02T00:15:41Z")
\*\*sub   [/sub]O     Āŗ    sub)[/sub]     +     A     " \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2000, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-my-new-sig/35192/13 "2000-10-02T01:07:14Z")
Monster104ā€¦I think itā€™s much worse than being molested by Omniā€¦ NO BULGE?? (BTW, my .sig rocks) ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2000, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-my-new-sig/35192/14 "2000-10-02T03:17:30Z")
Silo, ``` You have to use the impudent pimple sig.. ``` ---
**Author:** ![monster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@monster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monster)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2000, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-my-new-sig/35192/15 "2000-10-02T15:50:14Z")
Gotta check in here. It seems monster104 got grabbed because Omni thought he was me. I can guarantee I have no bulge! BTW, I can think of a lot of things that are worse than getting grabbed by Omni! šŸ˜‰