# I love my wife.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-my-wife/621498>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 10, 2012, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-my-wife/621498 "2012-05-10T14:08:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 17\
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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2012, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-my-wife/621498/1 "2012-05-10T14:08:14Z")

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Just wanted to share that.

She’s much better than I deserve.

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**Author:** ![BlinkingDuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/eada6e/32.png) [@BlinkingDuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlinkingDuck)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2012, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-my-wife/621498/2 "2012-05-10T14:09:26Z")

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I agree.

We just talked and she thinks so to.

🙂

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**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2012, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-my-wife/621498/3 "2012-05-10T14:09:51Z")

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But, _oh!_ you kid!

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**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2012, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-my-wife/621498/4 "2012-05-10T14:15:30Z")

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We all do.

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**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2012, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-my-wife/621498/5 "2012-05-10T14:55:34Z")

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She’s been asking to read your SD posting history, huh?

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**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2012, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-my-wife/621498/6 "2012-05-10T15:18:11Z")

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Did you marry someone way out of your league, too?

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2012, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-my-wife/621498/7 "2012-05-10T15:20:31Z")

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> [@Mollie\_Magill](#):
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> Did you marry someone way out of your league, too?

I gotta figure out how to do that.

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**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2012, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-my-wife/621498/8 "2012-05-10T15:27:09Z")

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That’s so sweet!

[sub]You lost a bet, didn’t you? :D[/sub]

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2012, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-my-wife/621498/9 "2012-05-10T15:41:28Z")

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> [@Mollie\_Magill](#):
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> Did you marry someone way out of your league, too?

You have no idea. She’s HOF material. I’m still playing T-Ball.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2012, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-my-wife/621498/10 "2012-05-10T15:51:33Z")

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> [@Bob Ducca](#):
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> She’s been asking to read your SD posting history, huh?

He forgot their anniversary. _Again_. 😉

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**Author:** ![living\_in\_hell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3d9bf3/32.png) [@living\_in\_hell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/living_in_hell)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2012, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-my-wife/621498/11 "2012-05-10T16:05:07Z")

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🆒

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**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2012, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-my-wife/621498/12 "2012-05-10T16:08:29Z")

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**silenus** , your account’s been hacked.

😉

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**Author:** ![SnakeBabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@SnakeBabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SnakeBabe)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2012, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-my-wife/621498/13 "2012-05-10T16:11:03Z")

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Awwwww. 🙂 Now go buy her some shoes

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**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2012, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-my-wife/621498/14 "2012-05-10T18:30:03Z")

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Sounds like Vegas is calling you again…

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**Author:** ![Omar\_Little](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omar_little/32/269_2.png) [@Omar\_Little](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omar_Little)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2012, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-my-wife/621498/15 "2012-05-10T21:55:13Z")

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Does this have anything to do with her clamshell?

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**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2012, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-my-wife/621498/16 "2012-05-10T23:25:30Z")

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> [@Omar\_Little](#):
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> Does this have anything to do with her clamshell?

It wasn’t a _clamshell_, it was her _clam basket_.

[sub]I’ve been giggling over that phrase since I first saw it. Clam  
basket. Clam basket. Clam basket. [/sub]

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**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2012, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-my-wife/621498/17 "2012-05-11T02:04:19Z")

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> [@silenus](#):
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> Just wanted to share that.
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> She’s much better than I deserve.

And she’s hot!

QtM, who has met her.
