# I love nipples **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 28, 2005, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-nipples/287192 "2005-01-28T21:55:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Cuckoorex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ad7895/32.png) [@Cuckoorex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cuckoorex)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2005, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-nipples/287192/1 "2005-01-28T21:55:56Z")
Don’t get me wrong; I’m generally a fan of the entire female breast, it’s just that the nipple really sticks out from the rest of it. So to speak. Now, I _know_ that I’ve loved nipples for a long time now, but I was just reminded of exactly _how_ much I love them when I watched _Spider-Man_ on DVD the other day. Lovely, glorious nipples. I love you, nipples! That’s all. ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2005, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-nipples/287192/2 "2005-01-28T22:00:26Z")
😃 I watched Spiderman 2 last night. Lovely nipples. I don’t normally consider the nipples superior to the rest of the boob. But glweh098h08ykirstendunsto978aao897tg. ---
**Author:** ![Cuckoorex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ad7895/32.png) [@Cuckoorex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cuckoorex)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2005, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-nipples/287192/3 "2005-01-28T22:10:03Z")
And don’t even get me _started_ on Naomi Watts…or Milla Jovovich. Holy hell. ---
**Author:** ![Spongemom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Spongemom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spongemom)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2005, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-nipples/287192/4 "2005-01-28T22:20:49Z")
So you’re saying you’d never date this girl? (Semi-worksafe until you scroll down a little bit, then it not safe anymore 😃 ) [http://www.getyourforum.com/forums/lounge/viewtopic.php?t=147](http://www.getyourforum.com/forums/lounge/viewtopic.php?t=147) ---
**Author:** ![Spongemom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Spongemom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spongemom)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2005, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-nipples/287192/5 "2005-01-28T22:24:22Z")
Ah crap…I don’t think that’ll work, it’s a private area of my forum. You’d have to be registered, logged in, and have my permission to enter…so here’s another link (nsfw, I don’t know how else to link to it): > **[EXS](http://exs.cx)** > > Votre magazine de presse ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2005, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-nipples/287192/6 "2005-01-28T22:44:05Z")
Is that picture … altered in any way? ---
**Author:** ![JavaMaven1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/cab0a1/32.png) [@JavaMaven1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JavaMaven1)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2005, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-nipples/287192/7 "2005-01-28T23:11:06Z")
> [@iampunha](#): > > Is that picture … altered in any way? Whatever makes you think it is? I mean, there is this race of nippleless women who do lingerie modelling. It makes the airbrusher’s job so much easier. ---
**Author:** ![Spongemom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Spongemom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spongemom)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2005, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-nipples/287192/8 "2005-01-28T23:19:48Z")
The Nippleless…you’ve never heard of them? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2005, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-nipples/287192/9 "2005-01-28T23:29:34Z")
There’s hundreds of them. They are Native Americans. They are the Indian Nippleless 500. ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2005, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-nipples/287192/10 "2005-01-28T23:30:02Z")
> [@Spongemom](#): > > The Nippleless…you’ve never heard of them? :eek: Sure we’ve heard of them. A tribe of native americans numbering nearly half a thousand were slaughtered in Indiana during the 1800s. A race has been organized such that they’re never forgotten: The Indian Nippleless 500. 😃 D&R ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2005, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-nipples/287192/11 "2005-01-28T23:30:27Z")
Nipples; When breasts come to the point. ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2005, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-nipples/287192/12 "2005-01-28T23:38:51Z")
Do gnus have gnipples? ---
**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2005, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-nipples/287192/13 "2005-01-29T01:09:51Z")
Wrong forum; nipples are neither mundane nor pointless. ---
**Author:** ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2005, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-nipples/287192/14 "2005-01-29T01:28:47Z")
> [@danceswithcats](#): > > Sure we’ve heard of them. A tribe of native americans numbering nearly half a thousand were slaughtered in Indiana during the 1800s. A race has been organized such that they’re never forgotten: > > The Indian Nippleless 500. 😃 > > D&R > [@AskNott](#): > > There’s hundreds of them. They are Native Americans. They are the Indian Nippleless 500. I hereby declare this the Greatest Simulpost Ever. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2005, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-nipples/287192/15 "2005-01-29T01:30:47Z")
> [@LouisB](#): > > Wrong forum; nipples are neither mundane nor pointless. Technically, Non nipples are pointless. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2005, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-nipples/287192/16 "2005-01-29T01:38:27Z")
Careful, you’ll put my eye out. No, wait. Don’t be careful. Don’t be careful at all! ---
**Author:** ![SlickRoenick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e68b1a/32.png) [@SlickRoenick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SlickRoenick)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2005, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-nipples/287192/17 "2005-01-29T05:10:47Z")
I do like a nice set of HQQTERS with them nips sticking out. ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2005, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-nipples/287192/18 "2005-01-29T16:48:19Z")
Y’all are _weird_. I love you guys so much. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2005, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-nipples/287192/19 "2005-01-29T17:54:00Z")
Are there nipple donors for the nippleless or do they have to resort to the plastic ones in the baby secions in food marts? ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2005, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-nipples/287192/20 "2005-01-29T17:55:54Z")
sections, dammit! What the hell is a secion? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-nipples/287192.md?page=2)