# I love nipples **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 28, 2005, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-nipples/287192 "2005-01-28T21:55:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![umop\_ap\_sdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/dbc845/32.png) [@umop\_ap\_sdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/umop_ap_sdn)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2005, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-nipples/287192/21 "2005-01-29T18:04:30Z")
> [@iampunha](#): > > Is that picture … altered in any way? I sure hope so… or feel awful bad for her if it isn’t. :eek: > [@harmless](#): > > What the hell is a secion? It’s your word, so you get to decide what it means. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c77e96/32.png) [@ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2005, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-nipples/287192/22 "2005-01-29T23:23:00Z")
> [@harmless](#): > > Are there nipple donors for the nippleless or do they have to resort to the plastic ones in the baby secions in food marts? Actually the donors come from people who have supernumerary nipple anomaly. You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to drag that one out. Since high school actually. Whoo! I’m going to say it again! Supernumerary Nipple Anomoly! God, that feels good. L ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2005, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-nipples/287192/23 "2005-01-29T23:31:29Z")
Do wimmin love our nipples like we love theirs? ---
**Author:** ![Hoops](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoops/32/6408_2.png) [@Hoops](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoops)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2005, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-nipples/287192/24 "2005-01-29T23:44:59Z")
“Now, I like nipples. I think they look nice–and if you take off the nipple, which is the characterizing, determining factor, what you’ve got is a blob of fat there. [Laughter] And I think that when you’re a baby, probably one of the first things that you get interested in is the nozzle right there. [Laughter] You get to have it right up in front of your face. You ‘grow up with it’, so to speak–and then you grow up to live in the state of Maryland, and they won’t let you see that little brown nozzle anymore.” –Frank Zappa, from his testimony before the Maryland State Legislature (February 14th, 1986) as quoted in The Real Frank Zappa Book. ---
**Author:** ![sweetfreak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/958977/32.png) [@sweetfreak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sweetfreak)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2005, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-nipples/287192/25 "2005-01-29T23:55:01Z")
> [@Cuckoorex](#): > > Now, I _know_ that I’ve loved nipples for a long time now, but I was just reminded of exactly _how_ much I love them when I watched _Spider-Man_ on DVD the other day. Lovely, glorious nipples. Ummm…I guess I need to watch Spider-Man again, because I apparently missed out on some of the better “parts.” 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Kricket](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f14d63/32.png) [@Kricket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kricket)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2005, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-nipples/287192/26 "2005-01-30T01:10:03Z")
I love mine so much they have their own jewlery! As for mens nipples, I adore them as well. I really was shocked when I saw Milla Jovovich’s nipples. Those things are huge! Actually kinda yucky huge. ---
**Author:** ![ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c77e96/32.png) [@ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2005, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-nipples/287192/27 "2005-01-30T02:39:02Z")
I SAID “Supernumerary Nipple Anomaly.” Isn’t anyone impressed. . Sheesh, what do you have to do to get recognized around here. ---
**Author:** ![umop\_ap\_sdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/dbc845/32.png) [@umop\_ap\_sdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/umop_ap_sdn)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2005, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-nipples/287192/28 "2005-01-30T02:40:12Z")
> [@ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks](#): > > I SAID “Supernumerary Nipple Anomaly.” Band name! There, happy now? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c77e96/32.png) [@ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2005, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-nipples/287192/29 "2005-01-30T02:46:59Z")
> [@umop ap!sdn](#): > > Band name! > > There, happy now? 😃 Oh yes…my life is complete. I was just saying the same thing. I can play the piano and I used to play the trumpet and I sing well enough to know that I suck. Wanna be in my garage band. Oh sheesh…sorry for the hijack. Supernumerary Nipple Anomaly!L ---
**Author:** ![Bernard\_Marx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4491bb/32.png) [@Bernard\_Marx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bernard_Marx)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2005, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-nipples/287192/30 "2005-01-30T02:53:27Z")
> [@](#): > > _Origniall posted by **Cuckoorex** _ > Now, I know that I’ve loved nipples for a long time now, but I was just reminded of exactly how much I love them when I watched Spider-Man on DVD the other day. Lovely, glorious nipples. There’s a review, floating out there on the web somewhere, which, pondering whether _Spiderman_ is worth the money you pay to see it, points out that each one of Kirsten Dunst’s breasts is worth a quarter of the price of admission. ---
**Author:** ![Cuckoorex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ad7895/32.png) [@Cuckoorex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cuckoorex)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2005, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-nipples/287192/31 "2005-01-30T03:02:16Z")
> [@Kricket](#): > > I love mine so much they have their own jewlery! > > As for mens nipples, I adore them as well. > > I really was shocked when I saw Milla Jovovich’s nipples. Those things are huge! Actually kinda yucky huge. Someone on another message board called Milla’s nips “Rollo Nipples”. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Cuckoorex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ad7895/32.png) [@Cuckoorex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cuckoorex)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2005, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-nipples/287192/32 "2005-02-28T04:59:23Z")
After watching _An American Werewolf in Paris_, I have to add Julie Delpy to the list of women with spectacular nipples. Just thought I should keep everyone up to date. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2005, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-nipples/287192/33 "2005-02-28T05:08:09Z")
Just for the record - after years of study, I have concluded that there are 8 basic nipple types. All of them are wonderful. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Voyager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voyager/32/133_2.png) [@Voyager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voyager)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2005, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-nipples/287192/34 "2005-02-28T05:12:49Z")
Now this thread has been bumped (or nippled?) I can say, does anyone care for the girl in the picture? No wonder those things are so large - no way for the milk to get out. That must hurt. (And it seems that pictures of nippleless breasts are okay to link to…) ---
**Author:** ![pinkfreud](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pinkfreud/32/17603_2.png) [@pinkfreud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pinkfreud)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2005, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-nipples/287192/35 "2005-02-28T05:39:33Z")
Some years ago, I was unfortunate enough to require breast surgery. I don’t know exactly why, but a few minutes before they wheeled me out of my hospital room and down to the operating suite, I took a ballpoint pen and drew on myself a little whiskery rodent face, with my right nipple as the big pink nose. When the surgical team undraped me, I was high as a kite from the fabulous pre-op drugs that accompany surgeries. The surgeon got a look at my ballpoint boob art and yelped “What the hell is that?” To which I replied “Titmouse.” ---
**Author:** ![Keapon\_Laffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e274bd/32.png) [@Keapon\_Laffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Keapon_Laffin)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2005, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-nipples/287192/36 "2005-02-28T06:07:38Z")
> [@Spongemom](#): > > Ah crap…I don’t think that’ll work, it’s a private area of my forum. You’d have to be registered, logged in, and have my permission to enter…so here’s another link (nsfw, I don’t know how else to link to it): > > [http://img156.exs.cx/img156/6783/nonipple6sw.jpg](http://img156.exs.cx/img156/6783/nonipple6sw.jpg) So… tempted… to… link… to… snopes… lotus breast… ARGHGHHHHH… 😛 > [@pinkfreud](#): > > To which I replied “Titmouse.” Bwahahahahhahaa… Now I can’t stop saying it. Titmouse. Titmouse. Titmouse. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![kimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f0a364/32.png) [@kimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kimera)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2005, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-nipples/287192/37 "2005-02-28T06:19:17Z")
Oh man, I love nipples. They are just so cute and perky. I could never date a person who didn’t have nipples. That would just be… wrong. ---
**Author:** ![Cuckoorex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ad7895/32.png) [@Cuckoorex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cuckoorex)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2005, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-nipples/287192/38 "2005-02-28T06:39:01Z")
OK, so what are the 8 basic nipple types?? I’m sure I’ll love them all, but now I’m curious… ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2005, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-nipples/287192/39 "2005-02-28T06:49:05Z")
> [@Keapon Laffin](#): > > So… tempted… to… link… to… snopes… lotus breast… > ARGHGHHHHH… > 😛 NO! NO! Bad doper! :shudder: ---
**Author:** ![Imbrium](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/13edae/32.png) [@Imbrium](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Imbrium)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2005, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-nipples/287192/40 "2005-02-28T07:02:54Z")
I love nipples to, and I’m also curious about the 8 nipple types. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-nipples/287192.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-nipples/287192.md?page=3)