# I love nipples **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 28, 2005, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-nipples/287192 "2005-01-28T21:55:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2005, 7:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-nipples/287192/41 "2005-02-28T07:24:42Z")
> [@Keapon Laffin](#): > > So… tempted… to… link… to… snopes… lotus breast… > ARGHGHHHHH… > 😛 > > Bwahahahahhahaa… > Now I can’t stop saying it. > > Titmouse. Titmouse. Titmouse. 😃 I prefer photographs of tits myself. Here are some pictures: [Definitely](http://www.rspb.org.uk/Images/blue%20tit%20feeding%20on%20coconut%20(on%20ground)%20180_tcm3-26389.jpg) [work](http://www.amhlung.org.uk/Tit,%20Blue.jpg) [safe](http://www.jamerantik.dk/dj1048esa.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2005, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-nipples/287192/42 "2005-02-28T11:05:38Z")
(chorus) I like nipples. it makes me a jolly good fellow I like nipples. it helps me unwind and sometimes it makes me feel mellow (makes him feel mellow) asses too rough, prostitutes costs too much, vagina puts my mouth in gear This little refrain should help me explain as a matter of fact I like nipples (he likes nipples) /needs to get a life… ---
**Author:** ![Kitchen\_Wench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f08c70/32.png) [@Kitchen\_Wench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kitchen_Wench)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2005, 11:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-nipples/287192/43 "2005-02-28T11:35:23Z")
I just checked out Milla’s breasts/nipples… They look like my grandpa’s. Except his boobs are slightly bigger. ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2005, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-nipples/287192/44 "2005-02-28T12:05:29Z")
> [@harmless](#): > > Are there nipple donors for the nippleless or do they have to resort to the plastic ones in the baby secions in food marts? I don’t know abpout nipples, but extra belly buttons wind up in the Navel Reserve. ---
**Author:** ![Madd\_Maxx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Madd\_Maxx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Madd_Maxx)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2005, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-nipples/287192/45 "2005-02-28T13:22:08Z")
Titmouse, Supernumerary Nipple Anomaly and Nipple have all just gone onto my list of possible passwords & character names. God, I love this place. ---
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2005, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-nipples/287192/46 "2005-02-28T15:06:08Z")
> [@Madd Maxx](#): > > Titmouse, Supernumerary Nipple Anomaly and Nipple have all just gone onto my list of possible passwords & character names. God, I love this place. Not revealing possible passwords has just gone into my list of bright ideas. Joking, joking… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![js\_africanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@js\_africanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/js_africanus)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2005, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-nipples/287192/47 "2005-02-28T19:31:05Z")
I agree that nipples are pretty great. They’re fun to smooch. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2005, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-nipples/287192/48 "2005-02-28T19:59:01Z")
8 types…hmmmm…hard to do without visual aids…but I’ll try. Type One - Nickel-sized man-nipples. Type Two - Quarter to half-dollar sized man-nipples Type Three - The nipples that take over the whole business end of the breast Type Four - Type One or Two with a secondary arc to them. Kinda like you were pushing them out with your finger from within Type Five - Puffies Type Six - Pointies/Pencil Erasers Type seven - Inverted Type eight - Anything that doesn’t fit the above. Fans of 70s porn will remember Kandi Barbour. Her nipples looked like full-sized marshmallows. This is a lot easier to do with a stack of Playboys and such for reference. “No, not that one…_that_ one!” 😃 ---
**Author:** ![devilsknew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4da419/32.png) [@devilsknew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/devilsknew)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2005, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-nipples/287192/49 "2005-02-28T22:03:54Z")
[Swank Red Carpet Nipples](http://hilaryswankfan.com/photos/displayimage.php?album=175&pos=5) (work safe) ---
**Author:** ![unclviny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e274bd/32.png) [@unclviny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/unclviny)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2005, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-nipples/287192/50 "2005-03-01T00:45:34Z")
Nipples… yes please [Latka Gravis]Thank you very much[/LG] ---
**Author:** ![WolfpackJeep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpackjeep/32/2921_2.png) [@WolfpackJeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WolfpackJeep)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2005, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-nipples/287192/51 "2005-03-01T00:58:17Z")
> [@Lobsang](#): > > Do wimmin love our nipples like we love theirs? Yes!! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![rolandgunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/cdc98d/32.png) [@rolandgunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rolandgunslinger)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2005, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-nipples/287192/52 "2005-03-01T01:51:45Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > Just for the record - after years of study, I have concluded that there are 8 basic nipple types. All of them are wonderful. 🙂 The worst pair of nipples I’ve ever seen were WONDERFUL. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2005, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-nipples/287192/53 "2005-03-02T18:43:17Z")
> [@](#): > > Ummm…I guess I need to watch Spider-Man again, because I apparently missed out on some of the better “parts.” It’s a terrible, terrible state of affairs that this hasn’t been addressed yet in this thread. And I like talking about Kirsten Dunst’s nipples. The important points are in the scene in the rain, before the inverted kiss (which is also very hot). She’s fully clothed, but her shirt is white cotton, and she’s apparently not wearing a bra. So you get that clingy effect, with a little bit of translucency. And may I also say that if each of her breasts is worth a quarter the price of admission, her eyes are enough to justify the other half. Since this isn’t even all of Kirsten Dunst, it should be quite apparent that the movie is worthwhile. ---
**Author:** ![pestie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e5b9ba/32.png) [@pestie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pestie)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2005, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-nipples/287192/54 "2005-03-02T20:44:49Z")
I just had my first Straight Dope sequential thread title experience: “I love nipples” followed by “Another Doper photo thread.” I was _so_ hoping… ---
**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2005, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-nipples/287192/55 "2005-03-02T20:53:00Z")
I like those nippleless ones, the little round ones that hang low… And are hairy… Er… wait. Wrong thread. I like _balls_. _hangs head and trudges out_ ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2005, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-nipples/287192/56 "2005-03-02T20:57:27Z")
But, do you like BIG balls? 😃 _Some balls are held for charity And some for fancy dress But when they’re held for pleasure They’re the balls that I like best My balls are always bouncing To the left and to the right It’s my belief that my big balls Should be held every night_ ---
**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2005, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-nipples/287192/57 "2005-03-02T21:01:25Z")
> [@harmless](#): > > But, do you like BIG balls? 😃 > _Some balls are held for charity > And some for fancy dress > But when they’re held for pleasure > They’re the balls that I like best > My balls are always bouncing > To the left and to the right > It’s my belief that my big balls > Should be held every night_ Yes! Those are my favourite! That is a bit of brilliance, where did you get it? I want to print it out and stick in on the refrigerator! ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2005, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-nipples/287192/58 "2005-03-02T21:14:37Z")
That be [AC/DC’s Big Balls](http://www.seeklyrics.com/lyrics/Ac-Dc/BIG-BALLS.html). 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2005, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-nipples/287192/59 "2005-03-02T21:16:56Z")
> [@Anastasaeon](#): > > Yes! Those are my favourite! > > That is a bit of brilliance, where did you get it? I want to print it out and stick in on the refrigerator! Clearly you are unaware of the Australian wonder that was Bonn Scott. Former lead singer of AC/DC until his death, now replaced by Brian Johnson, who’s pretty good, but no Bonn Scott. ---
**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2005, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-nipples/287192/60 "2005-03-02T21:21:19Z")
> [@harmless](#): > > That be [AC/DC’s Big Balls](http://www.seeklyrics.com/lyrics/Ac-Dc/BIG-BALLS.html). 😃 :smack: My _Dad_ loves AC/DC… I’ll never look at him the same again… Ah, I’ll eventually get over it. I got over his love of [Devo](http://www.lyricsfreak.com/d/devo/39692.html). [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-nipples/287192.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-nipples/287192.md?page=4)