# I love nipples **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 28, 2005, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-nipples/287192 "2005-01-28T21:55:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Indygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@Indygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Indygrrl)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2005, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-nipples/287192/61 "2005-03-02T21:32:25Z")
> [@Anastasaeon](#): > > :smack: > > My _Dad_ loves AC/DC… > > I’ll never look at him the same again… > > Ah, I’ll eventually get over it. I got over his love of [Devo](http://www.lyricsfreak.com/d/devo/39692.html). Considering that all of AC/DC’s songs are full of sexual innuendo, that’s pretty funny. Hey, Cuckoo, I was going to send you the “Nipple Gallery” link that my friend gave me, but the email addy you have on here doesn’t seem to be working. Shoot me an email and I’ll be glad to send you the link. ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2005, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-nipples/287192/62 "2005-03-03T00:30:29Z")
> [@pinkfreud](#): > > The surgeon got a look at my ballpoint boob art and yelped “What the hell is that?” > > To which I replied “Titmouse.” Boy, have you found **your** home on the Internet. 😃 😃 😃 😃 ( I’m also jealous cause I wanna get hugged by Kier Dullea 😉 ) Cartooniverse, an enthusiastic nipple fan for over 40 years !!! ---
**Author:** ![Cowgirl\_Jules](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4af34b/32.png) [@Cowgirl\_Jules](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cowgirl_Jules)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2005, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-nipples/287192/63 "2005-03-03T01:54:39Z")
Funny, I just said today, “You know, I do love a good nipple.” Of course, I was talking about _plumbing_, and a six-inch by 3/4-inch nipple was all that we could find to get our chlorinator working. Made my (business) partner giggle like a little girl though. ---
**Author:** ![Cuckoorex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ad7895/32.png) [@Cuckoorex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cuckoorex)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2005, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-nipples/287192/64 "2005-03-03T04:50:26Z")
> [@Indygrrl](#): > > Hey, Cuckoo, I was going to send you the “Nipple Gallery” link that my friend gave me, but the email addy you have on here doesn’t seem to be working. Shoot me an email and I’ll be glad to send you the link. Ahh, the dreaded outdated email address problem. That email address was almost 4 years out of date! Fixed now…I gladly accept any and all things nipply. Thanks! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Great\_Zamboni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@The\_Great\_Zamboni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Great_Zamboni)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2005, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-nipples/287192/65 "2005-03-03T05:33:40Z")
> [@pinkfreud](#): > > Some years ago, I was unfortunate enough to require breast surgery. I don’t know exactly why, but a few minutes before they wheeled me out of my hospital room and down to the operating suite, I took a ballpoint pen and drew on myself a little whiskery rodent face, with my right nipple as the big pink nose. > > When the surgical team undraped me, I was high as a kite from the fabulous pre-op drugs that accompany surgeries. The surgeon got a look at my ballpoint boob art and yelped “What the hell is that?” > > To which I replied “Titmouse.” We need a Titmouse smiley now. That’s funny when you aren’t high! He he… ballpoint boob art. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2005, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-nipples/287192/66 "2005-03-03T06:05:49Z")
:: Eyes glaze over :: Mmmm… niples… :: Drools :: … … . … … :: Snaps out of it :: Gnah! Blh! Eh! Yes, well, er… uh… carry on. Nothing to nipple he-! er! Imean! see! Nothing to _see_ here! Carry on. ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2005, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-nipples/287192/67 "2005-03-03T06:47:41Z")
> [@Chronos](#): > > It’s a terrible, terrible state of affairs that this hasn’t been addressed yet in this thread. And I like talking about Kirsten Dunst’s nipples. The important points are in the scene in the rain, before the inverted kiss (which is also very hot). She’s fully clothed, but her shirt is white cotton, and she’s apparently not wearing a bra. So you get that clingy effect, with a little bit of translucency. > > And may I also say that if each of her breasts is worth a quarter the price of admission, her eyes are enough to justify the other half. Since this isn’t even all of Kirsten Dunst, it should be quite apparent that the movie is worthwhile. Brother! I’ve finally found you after all these long lost years!! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Thalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f475e1/32.png) [@Thalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thalion)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2005, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-nipples/287192/68 "2005-03-03T13:11:20Z")
> [@Indygrrl](#): > > Hey, Cuckoo, I was going to send you the “Nipple Gallery” link that my friend gave me, but the email addy you have on here doesn’t seem to be working. Shoot me an email and I’ll be glad to send you the link. Say, if you’re sending out that link, I wouldn’t mind taking a look! 😉 [Here](http://www.geocities.com/vmol88/mol-vf3a.jpg) is one of my favorite clothed nipple pics of all time (work-safe). ---
**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2005, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-nipples/287192/69 "2005-03-03T15:09:37Z")
Nipples. Are they still just for breakfast, or not any more? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2005, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-nipples/287192/70 "2005-03-04T15:35:37Z")
> [@pinkfreud](#): > > Some years ago, I was unfortunate enough to require breast surgery. I don’t know exactly why, but a few minutes before they wheeled me out of my hospital room and down to the operating suite, I took a ballpoint pen and drew on myself a little whiskery rodent face, with my right nipple as the big pink nose. > > When the surgical team undraped me, I was high as a kite from the fabulous pre-op drugs that accompany surgeries. The surgeon got a look at my ballpoint boob art and yelped “What the hell is that?” > > To which I replied “Titmouse.” That settles it, **pinkfreud** is my new favorite Doper. 😃 I once read that when women have had to have breast reconstruction surgery they would sometimes remove the nipple and temporarily sew it on another part of the body, like the hip. How weird would it be to have a hip nipple? Would having your hip nipple exposed in public be considered indecent? Would the hip nipple cause men much confusion? How fun is it to say “hip nipple”? ---
**Author:** ![Pushkin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ee59a6/32.png) [@Pushkin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pushkin)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2005, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-nipples/287192/71 "2005-03-04T15:41:24Z")
> [@rolandgunslinger](#): > > The worst pair of nipples I’ve ever seen were WONDERFUL. 😃 The worst pair I saw were on the best pair of tits I’ve ever seen (awful because they were inverted, what do I do with them?) ---
**Author:** ![Desperate\_Welfie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/82dd89/32.png) [@Desperate\_Welfie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Desperate_Welfie)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2005, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-nipples/287192/72 "2005-03-04T17:31:54Z")
Not to change the topic, but when are nipples TOO big? ---
**Author:** ![vetbridge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5e925/32.png) [@vetbridge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vetbridge)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2005, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-nipples/287192/73 "2005-03-04T17:53:40Z")
When you can’t get them into the car, even with the door wide open and the seat pushed way back. Maybe. ---
**Author:** ![vetbridge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5e925/32.png) [@vetbridge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vetbridge)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2005, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-nipples/287192/74 "2005-03-04T17:59:59Z")
> [@Thalion](#): > > [Here](http://www.geocities.com/vmol88/mol-vf3a.jpg) is one of my favorite clothed nipple pics of all time (work-safe). Thank you. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2005, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-nipples/287192/75 "2005-03-04T18:19:53Z")
I, for one, love man-nipples. Especially if they’re pierced. _drools_ Unfortunately, most men (in my experience) don’t like me paying attention to their nipples. Curses! You have two cute little bundles of nerve endings _right there_, and you want me to pretend they don’t exist?!? Humph. _pouts_ ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2005, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-nipples/287192/76 "2005-03-06T00:38:53Z")
\<------------- proud to be in the minority. Love love love love having my nipples attended to. Lightly, not so lightly, whatever the moment demands. Cartooniverse, owner of manboobs and accompanying nipples. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Thalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f475e1/32.png) [@Thalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thalion)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2005, 10:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-nipples/287192/77 "2005-03-06T10:40:56Z")
> [@vetbridge](#): > > Thank you. My pleasure! ---
**Author:** ![robotic\_panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ed8c4c/32.png) [@robotic\_panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robotic_panda)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2005, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-nipples/287192/78 "2005-03-06T11:34:42Z")
That “nippleless” picture reminded me of one of my most embarassing teenage moments… It was about eighth grade, or the summer before high school. I was at a friend’s house watching a movie. I was watching it very intently, she and an older boy (who I had a slight crush on) from across the street were chatting in the background. They started asking me questions, one after the other, until I started answering without thinking. I was wrapped up in the movie. All of a sudden, they start laughing like they’d just heard the funniest joke ever, so I finally turn around and ask just what is so funny? She replies in between cackles “We asked you if you had nipples… and you said NO!” It took me at LEAST the rest of the summer to live that one down. Although i’m fairly sure I was still hearing it during high school…\* One of my ex boyfriends has nipples that are literally no bigger than a dime. Areola and all. I’ve never seen anything like it on a man. My current boyfriend has a weird/split left nipple from someone pulling his ring out. He’s still ubersexy though. I like the term “superfluous third nipple”. \*And yes, for the record, I have nipples, and I wear them proudly. Turkey’s done! ---
**Author:** ![Thalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f475e1/32.png) [@Thalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thalion)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2005, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-nipples/287192/79 "2005-03-07T14:08:25Z")
> [@robotic\_panda](#): > > \*And yes, for the record, I have nipples, and I wear them proudly. Turkey’s done! On behalf of all of us nipple lovers, allow me to say, “Thank you”. Your pride is our pleasure (or something like that). [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-nipples/287192.md?page=3)