# I Love OpalCat

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-opalcat/551171>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 23, 2010, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-opalcat/551171 "2010-08-23T16:42:43Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2010, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-opalcat/551171/1 "2010-08-23T16:42:43Z")

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… because I’m a cheap whore and [I can use five bucks](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=575313).

Also, I met her once (I think) at a Chicago Dopefest, and she was very nice. Or whoever it was who I think was her was very nice. I was fairly drunk and stoned.

Anyway, I love all you peoples, and I expect $5 from each of you.

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**Author:** ![BigBertha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d78d45/32.png) [@BigBertha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigBertha)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2010, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-opalcat/551171/2 "2010-08-23T16:43:26Z")

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I love Boyo Jim.

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**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2010, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-opalcat/551171/3 "2010-08-23T16:55:16Z")

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I love coffee in a cup, little fuzzy pups, bourbon in a glass, and grass

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2010, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-opalcat/551171/4 "2010-08-23T17:01:44Z")

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> [@BigBertha](#):
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> I love Boyo Jim.

And I loves yous too!

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2010, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-opalcat/551171/5 "2010-08-23T18:25:23Z")

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I don’t love any of you. Can’t we just be friends?

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**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2010, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-opalcat/551171/6 "2010-08-23T18:32:05Z")

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I also love **OpalCat,** but she don’t have to pay me no $5 for it.

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2010, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-opalcat/551171/7 "2010-08-23T18:50:53Z")

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> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#):
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> I don’t love any of you. Can’t we just be friends?

There’s an app for that. In fact, [I just started a thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=575547) about it.

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**Author:** ![madrabbitwoman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c37758/32.png) [@madrabbitwoman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madrabbitwoman)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2010, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-opalcat/551171/8 "2010-08-23T22:43:48Z")

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Dude - do your research, I beat you by 3 days.

> **[I LOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVEEE Opalcat](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=575320)**
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> Why I hear you ask: 1 She is a wonderful, warm, caring human being. 2 I tend to enjoy thread she start and in which she participates. 3 Hi Opal! I am a bit skint at the moment so the fiver would go down nicely. Profit! (see above)

Not that I don’t think there is enough love to go around - the cash however is another matter.

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2010, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-opalcat/551171/9 "2010-08-23T23:01:03Z")

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> [@madrabbitwoman](#):
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> Dude - do your research, I beat you by 3 days.  
> [I LOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVEEE Opalcat - Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share - Straight Dope Message Board](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=575320)  
> Not that I don’t think there is enough love to go around - the cash however is another matter.

Sorry, as I noted in Opal’s thread, [your thread doesn’t count](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=12832009&postcount=25)

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2010, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-opalcat/551171/10 "2010-08-23T23:10:49Z")

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By the same token, punctuation counts, too, and you didn’t fit the parameters of her request, either.

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2010, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-opalcat/551171/11 "2010-08-23T23:36:25Z")

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> [@Hades](#):
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> By the same token, punctuation counts, too, and you didn’t fit the parameters of her request, either.

How so?

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2010, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-opalcat/551171/12 "2010-08-23T23:56:24Z")

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You didn’t include the quotation marks.

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2010, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-opalcat/551171/13 "2010-08-24T00:09:07Z")

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> [@Hades](#):
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> You didn’t include the quotation marks.

Within the context of what she wrote, and what I wrote, my omission of the quotes was correct.

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.

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**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2010, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-opalcat/551171/14 "2010-08-24T03:08:21Z")

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Woohoo! Two threads! Who’s feeling the love tonight? Hmmm? 😉

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**Author:** ![Suburban\_Plankton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suburban_plankton/32/219_2.png) [@Suburban\_Plankton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suburban_Plankton)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2010, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-opalcat/551171/15 "2010-08-24T03:21:13Z")

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People who love **OpalCat**

[ol]  
[li] **madabbitwoman** [/li][li] **Boyo Jim** [/li][li]Hi Op… err… never mind…[/li][/ol]

FTR, I’ve never met Opal, but I’m sure she’s a wonderful person 🙂

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**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2010, 10:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-opalcat/551171/16 "2010-08-24T10:58:29Z")

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You have not lived until **OpalCat** has juggled in your living room.

I have lived, she’s a wonderful person.

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**Author:** ![Unintentionally\_Blank](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unintentionally_blank/32/5418_2.png) [@Unintentionally\_Blank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unintentionally_Blank)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2010, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-opalcat/551171/17 "2010-08-25T02:20:15Z")

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1. I love Opal
2. We All love Opal
3. Hi Opal!
4. Profit.

(Yes, I saw **burban plankton** , I still wanted to post that.)

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**Author:** ![norinew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/eb9ed0/32.png) [@norinew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/norinew)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2010, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-opalcat/551171/18 "2010-08-25T02:24:11Z")

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> [@BMalion](#):
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> You have not lived until **OpalCat** has juggled in your living room.
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> I have lived, she’s a wonderful person.

Oh yeah? Well, _I’ve_ seen her play ‘the cup game’ _and_ ribbon dance _and_ juggle. Not to mention, take off everything down to her underwear! It was all awesome!

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**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2010, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-opalcat/551171/19 "2010-08-25T02:30:45Z")

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She’s a really nice person. I don’t love her (or anybody here; that’d be incest).

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**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2010, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-opalcat/551171/20 "2010-08-25T03:12:19Z")

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> [@norinew](#):
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> > [@BMalion](#):
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> > You have not lived until **OpalCat** has juggled in your living room.
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> > I have lived, she’s a wonderful person.
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> Not to mention, take off everything down to her underwear! It was all awesome!

I just need to reiterate, this was in the course of a party game!! And I wasn’t the only one!

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