# I love the SDMB **URL:** \ **Category:** About This Message Board\ **Created:** [February 10, 2011, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-the-sdmb/570883 "2011-02-10T12:40:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Nawth\_Chucka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c57346/32.png) [@Nawth\_Chucka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nawth_Chucka)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2011, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-the-sdmb/570883/41 "2011-02-14T01:32:59Z")
Maybe you should take the Dope behind the middle school and get it pregnant. ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2011, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-the-sdmb/570883/42 "2011-02-14T02:54:44Z")
Wait, bills? I thought **samclem** preferred coins. ---
**Author:** ![dhkendall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9adbd/32.png) [@dhkendall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dhkendall)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2011, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-the-sdmb/570883/43 "2011-02-14T04:38:28Z")
> [@Scuba\_Ben](#): > > I love the Dope. I love my car too, but I don’t take it everywhere I go. “I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while” - oh how I wish it was said by Groucho Marx ---
**Author:** ![Quasimodem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2011, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-the-sdmb/570883/44 "2011-02-14T05:06:37Z")
Yeah, Groucho himself denied ever having said it. He did say something about liking his berets, “but I don’t have a closet full of them.” I liked the one about Soupy Sales and the alphabet-recognizing dog, White Fang: "Every time I show you “F”, you see “K”! 🙂 Quasi ---
**Author:** ![Claude\_Remains](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/898d66/32.png) [@Claude\_Remains](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Claude_Remains)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2011, 8:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-the-sdmb/570883/45 "2011-02-14T08:38:20Z")
I, me, also love the dope too…:dubious: I’m going back to school in August and am looking forward to posting in a style that will reflect the real me and not so much the Douche that I have been. Drugs and alcohol have been fun. I’m gonna be 48 on March 10 Fucked up half my life, now I"ve got the rest to relax and be normal. ---
**Author:** ![TubaDiva](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tubadiva/32/507_2.png) [@TubaDiva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TubaDiva)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2011, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-the-sdmb/570883/46 "2011-02-14T18:30:58Z")
Reform school, no doubt. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![HardlySanguine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/96bed5/32.png) [@HardlySanguine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HardlySanguine)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2011, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-the-sdmb/570883/47 "2011-02-14T18:56:17Z")
In the spirit of this thread’s title: _shyly presents the SDMB with a box of fine chocolates and the whiskers of five goats_ Happy Valentine’s Day! ---
**Author:** ![Bearflag70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Bearflag70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bearflag70)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2011, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-the-sdmb/570883/48 "2011-02-14T19:01:18Z")
I love SDMB. I’ve received plenty of knowledge, advice, and support here. Thanks, Dopers! ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2011, 11:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-the-sdmb/570883/49 "2011-02-15T11:54:00Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > Autoeroticism. I thought you’d never ask! _slowly strips away his dark-green leather vest, one brass button at a time, finally revealing a healthy Greek matte of chest hair underneath_ ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2011, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-the-sdmb/570883/50 "2011-02-15T12:42:57Z")
I can’t be with the messageboard I love, so I love the one I’m with. ---
**Author:** ![Irishman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b487fb/32.png) [@Irishman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Irishman)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2011, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-the-sdmb/570883/51 "2011-02-15T16:37:34Z")
It’s okay to love the SDMB, just don’t _looove_ the SDMB. ---
**Author:** ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2011, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-the-sdmb/570883/52 "2011-02-15T16:54:34Z")
I love SDMB long time. Oooh, you so biiig, SDMB. Me love you long time. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2011, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-the-sdmb/570883/53 "2011-02-15T17:31:09Z")
It’s the rare day that I don’t check the Dope. Love it, love it, love it! Keep up the good work, everybody. ---
**Author:** ![Edward\_The\_Head](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ce73a5/32.png) [@Edward\_The\_Head](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Edward_The_Head)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2011, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-the-sdmb/570883/54 "2011-02-15T19:04:02Z")
> [@Autolycus](#): > > I thought you’d never ask! > > _slowly strips away his dark-green leather vest, one brass button at a time, finally revealing a healthy Greek matte of chest hair underneath_ Dude, I really didn’t need to see that. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2011, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-the-sdmb/570883/55 "2011-02-15T23:34:28Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > Autoeroticism. You have sex with _cars?_ ---
**Author:** ![Cheshire\_Human](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Cheshire\_Human](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheshire_Human)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2011, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-the-sdmb/570883/56 "2011-02-16T01:01:07Z")
> [@Nzinga\_Seated](#): > > I love SDMB long time. Oooh, you so biiig, SDMB. Me love you long time. You forgot “Me Sucky Sucky! Me So Horny!” ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2011, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-the-sdmb/570883/57 "2011-02-16T02:18:17Z")
> [@Nzinga\_Seated](#): > > I love SDMB long time. Oooh, you so biiig, SDMB. Me love you long time. > [@Cheshire\_Human](#): > > You forgot “Me Sucky Sucky! Me So Horny!” Ha! Like I haven’t heard THAT before. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2011, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-the-sdmb/570883/58 "2011-02-16T02:19:57Z")
This whole thread is going to need a “flu” shot in the morning. ---
**Author:** ![Cheshire\_Human](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Cheshire\_Human](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheshire_Human)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2011, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-the-sdmb/570883/59 "2011-02-16T02:20:43Z")
> [@Siam\_Sam](#): > > Ha! Like I haven’t heard THAT before. You’re the guy that the movie was made about! We don’t care about you. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![SeaDragonTattoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/df705f/32.png) [@SeaDragonTattoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SeaDragonTattoo)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2011, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-the-sdmb/570883/60 "2011-02-16T06:12:54Z")
> [@Irishman](#): > > It’s okay to love the SDMB, just don’t _looove_ the SDMB. Can I Luurve it? And, well, if one were to have email set up on one’s cell phone, and have the phone set to alert whenever a new email arrives, and have the alert set to vibrate, and then if one were to set up the User CP so as to send an email for every new thread post to every subscribed thread, and then subscribe to a lot of threads… I just kinda grossed myself out, but there you go - placement of phone is up to the user. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-the-sdmb/570883.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-the-sdmb/570883.md?page=4)