# I love the SDMB **URL:** \ **Category:** About This Message Board\ **Created:** [February 10, 2011, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-the-sdmb/570883 "2011-02-10T12:40:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2011, 11:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-the-sdmb/570883/61 "2011-02-16T11:09:55Z")
> [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](#): > > You have sex with _cars?_ If you have some spare eye- and brain-bleach handy, Google “dragons having sex with cars” sometime. Not Suitable For Work or for retaining one’s sanity. You’re welcome. ---
**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2011, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-the-sdmb/570883/62 "2011-02-16T14:35:14Z")
You don’t have sex WITH cars, unless you are a dragon. You have sex IN or On or possibly UNDER cars. Not WITH cars. I’m surprised you guys didn’t know that. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2011, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-the-sdmb/570883/63 "2011-02-16T17:30:50Z")
> [@LouisB](#): > > You don’t have sex WITH cars, unless you are a dragon. You have sex IN or On or possibly UNDER cars. Not WITH cars. I’m surprised you guys didn’t know that. To each their own… ---
**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2011, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-the-sdmb/570883/64 "2011-02-16T19:16:44Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > To each their own… If we can have sex WITH cars, I’ve got a lot to learn. I need instructions; fight my ignorance. Sex with the SDMB, when in love, might be a different matter. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2011, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-the-sdmb/570883/65 "2011-02-16T19:25:45Z")
My grandma moved into an seniors complex. She was inordinately proud of her beat-to-shit old Ford, hired some local guy to come by once a week or so and give it a wax job. So she’s passing through the hall and overhears the Local Bitter Old Bitch talking: “Well, Ms. Ripley must be pretty rich, she has a man come over and sodomize her car.” No, she didn’t know what it meant. No, I did not explain. I did, however, advise that the correct word was “Simonize”. And changed the subject. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2011, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-the-sdmb/570883/66 "2011-02-16T21:20:10Z")
> [@LouisB](#): > > If we can have sex WITH cars, I’ve got a lot to learn. I need instructions; fight my ignorance. Well, first of all, make sure the car isn’t running. A hot tail pipe can cause quite serious burns on a sensitive part of the anatomy. ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2011, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-the-sdmb/570883/67 "2011-02-16T22:30:04Z")
Sex with the SDMB is fun. ---
**Author:** ![Ruby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@Ruby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruby)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2011, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-the-sdmb/570883/68 "2011-02-16T23:17:02Z")
…spoken by the sheep guy… ---
**Author:** ![Walmarticus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Walmarticus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walmarticus)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2011, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-the-sdmb/570883/69 "2011-02-17T22:36:10Z")
I’m not a fan, although some of their earlier stuff was alright. ---
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2011, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-the-sdmb/570883/70 "2011-02-17T22:49:30Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > Well, first of all, make sure the car isn’t running. A hot tail pipe can cause quite serious burns on a sensitive part of the anatomy. Not to mention that sticking it in the rear increases your likelihood of acquiring Automobile Immunodeficiency Syndrome. It’s better to convince her to let you stick your nozzle in the fuel hole. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2011, 7:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-the-sdmb/570883/71 "2011-02-18T07:43:32Z")
The new X-rated PBS radio show, _Car Talk After Midnight_. And, of course, _Wait, Wait, Don’t Stop!_ ---
**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2011, 10:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-the-sdmb/570883/72 "2011-02-18T10:52:04Z")
One again, my ignorance has been fought. I now believe it is possible to have sex WITH a car. But I ain’t gonna do it. Nowhere, nohow, no place. Call me prejudiced if you will but that’s just the way I feel. ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2011, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-the-sdmb/570883/73 "2011-02-18T13:43:49Z")
You people are _distrubed_. And of course, I love you for it. 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2011, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-the-sdmb/570883/74 "2011-02-19T01:37:33Z")
I am now thinking of that old Urban Legend about the girl who was found dead in her car, having ruptured herself on the stick shift. I knew several people in high school who believed it happened, and happened in our town, and happened to one fellow student or the other. ---
**Author:** ![Quasimodem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2011, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-the-sdmb/570883/75 "2011-02-19T01:40:51Z")
Jesus! Way to keep to the subject, you guys! :rolleyes:;)🙂 Quasi [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-the-sdmb/570883.md?page=3)