# I love this perverted vegetable rodeo

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 26, 2009, 11:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-this-perverted-vegetable-rodeo/483043 "2009-01-26T11:26:30Z")\
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**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2009, 11:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-this-perverted-vegetable-rodeo/483043/1 "2009-01-26T11:26:30Z")

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[Naked Mohawk Baby Carrot Jockeys](http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2008/06/naked-mohawk-baby-carrot-jockeys.html) and it is a cake wreck.

I like to think this is the kind of cake David Lynch might have for his birthday, but then we’d have to put little plastic face masks on all the babies.

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2009, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-this-perverted-vegetable-rodeo/483043/2 "2009-01-26T13:22:26Z")

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Forget Flying Toasters, this would be the perfect screen savor.