# I love Woot! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 7, 2005, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-woot/320475 "2005-09-07T05:01:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Misnomer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misnomer/32/14897_2.png) [@Misnomer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Misnomer)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2005, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-woot/320475/21 "2005-09-08T18:16:47Z")
> [@KKBattousai](#): > > I like this excerpt from their FAQ page: Yeah, I really like the site’s tone in general, and the product descriptions are always good for a smile. > [@](#): > > And in reply to **DeVena** ’s doubtlessly rhetorical question: Biggest. Porn. Ever. 😉 Her husband must be a pretty confident guy… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![DeVena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dec6dc/32.png) [@DeVena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeVena)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2005, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-woot/320475/22 "2005-09-08T19:53:44Z")
Not \*that \* confident. Can you imagine porn on that thing? Any man would feel inadequate compared to a four foot long schlong. Besides, porn in HDTV would make me want to clean the carpets. ---
**Author:** ![UrbanChic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9dc877/32.png) [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2005, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-woot/320475/23 "2005-09-08T20:05:42Z")
I dunno DeVena. I have a 60-some-odd inch television. Every now and again, my husband will pause whatever we’re watching during a nude scene, walk up to the TV and announce that the bared breast on screen is bigger than his head. “This titty’s bigger than my head, man!” ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Carnage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/max_carnage/32/12775_2.png) [@Max\_Carnage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Carnage)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2005, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-woot/320475/24 "2005-09-08T20:50:12Z")
I’ve never purchased anything from Woot so far, but I read it every day to for the product descriptions. Those guys are hilarious! ---
**Author:** ![newcrasher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b3f665/32.png) [@newcrasher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/newcrasher)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2005, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-woot/320475/25 "2005-09-09T04:09:05Z")
ok its 12:19 am and no new woot? ---
**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2005, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-woot/320475/26 "2005-09-09T05:14:22Z")
> [@DeVena](#): > > Guess what DeHusband is giving me for my birthday? A great big honkin 61 inch TV. Which I have to clean out the den and rearrange the furniture to be able to use. > And how exactly is this a gift for me??? I still come to Montgomery to visit the parents pretty often. Break out the popcorn! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2005, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-woot/320475/27 "2005-09-09T05:40:35Z")
> [@DeVena](#): > > Guess what DeHusband is giving me for my birthday? A great big honkin 61 inch TV. Which I have to clean out the den and rearrange the furniture to be able to use. > And how exactly is this a gift for me??? Just as much as the 18" vibrator is a gift for him. The love just keeps comin’… ---
**Author:** ![Gozu\_Tashoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7993a0/32.png) [@Gozu\_Tashoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gozu_Tashoya)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2005, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-woot/320475/28 "2005-09-09T05:48:32Z")
Hm, I think I missed that particular woot. Was it USB-powered? ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2005, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-woot/320475/29 "2005-09-09T05:50:01Z")
I’m not sure I’m teenagey enough to need an AOL portable instant messager…but for that price…gimme two! ---
**Author:** ![Misnomer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misnomer/32/14897_2.png) [@Misnomer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Misnomer)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2005, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-woot/320475/30 "2005-09-09T14:10:00Z")
> [@newcrasher](#): > > ok its 12:19 am and no new woot? Looks like you’re on Eastern time; they’re on Central (as noted in my OP). Updates happen at 1am our time. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2005, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-woot/320475/31 "2005-09-09T14:33:11Z")
> [@DeVena](#): > > Can you imagine porn on that thing? Any man would feel inadequate compared to a four foot long schlong. > [@UrbanChic](#): > > “This titty’s bigger than my head, man!” “Never eat anything larger than your head.” - Kliban ---
**Author:** ![newcrasher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b3f665/32.png) [@newcrasher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/newcrasher)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2005, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-woot/320475/32 "2005-09-09T17:12:34Z")
> [@Misnomer](#): > > Looks like you’re on Eastern time; they’re on Central (as noted in my OP). Updates happen at 1am our time. 🙂 :smack: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-woot/320475.md?page=1)