# I LOVE YOU GALS! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 24, 2000, 7:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-you-gals/15217 "2000-03-24T07:26:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Lexicon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ac8455/32.png) [@Lexicon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lexicon)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2000, 7:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-you-gals/15217/1 "2000-03-24T07:26:00Z")
I really do. I’ll give you a box of chocolates if you e-mail me… Not really, but I wanted to say that I have yet to meet a bitch on this board. You all (with the occassional anomaly) seem level-headed, down to earth, funny, flirty, witty and cool. If I had the means, I’d send you all a box of chocolates… But I can’t so you’ll have to settle for this. ---
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2000, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-you-gals/15217/2 "2000-03-24T07:29:00Z")
I would rather have a beer ---
**Author:** ![NothingMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b77776/32.png) [@NothingMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NothingMan)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2000, 7:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-you-gals/15217/3 "2000-03-24T07:30:00Z")
Good idea Lex, but shouldn’t this technically go in the “flirting” thread ? I love you all too ! Especially the one or two that have actually acknowledged my existence . . . and shes gone. (I miss PCW) ::sigh:: * * * “No one cares how pretty the souffle is, if the appetizer is turds-in-a-blanket.” Bill McNeil, _NewsRadio_ ---
**Author:** ![Lexicon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ac8455/32.png) [@Lexicon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lexicon)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2000, 7:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-you-gals/15217/4 "2000-03-24T07:34:00Z")
Don’t worry, techchick, I’ll buy you a beer this weekend. ~snootchie-bootchies! ---
**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2000, 7:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-you-gals/15217/5 "2000-03-24T07:36:00Z")
Chocolate hell, I want _foreplay_! Can you speak to Mr. Duhnym? Maybe knowing I am loved by another will force him into action. * * * A woman needs four animals in her life: A mink in the closet, a Jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bedroom, and an ass to pay for it all. —Zsa Zsa Gabor ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2000, 7:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-you-gals/15217/6 "2000-03-24T07:38:00Z")
Hi, Lexi! Thank you so much! I’d love some chocolates! hehehehe. Shouldn’t have them, but what the heck! 😉 Hi, NothingMan!! Sorry I didn’t say hi before, forgive me? 😉 I love you guys, too!! * * * You sing in my consciousness like a counterpoint to my life. L.L. ---
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2000, 7:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-you-gals/15217/7 "2000-03-24T07:39:00Z")
\< will report to board what kind of guy Lex really is \<\< giggle \>\> Look forward to the beer…got the number call and let me know where to meet you two or 20 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2000, 7:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-you-gals/15217/8 "2000-03-24T07:41:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Sue Duhnym: > \*\*Chocolate hell, I want _foreplay_! > > Can you speak to Mr. Duhnym? Maybe knowing I am loved by another will force him into action. > > \*\* What she said!!! only to Mr. Bear, o’course! * * * You sing in my consciousness like a counterpoint to my life. L.L. ---
**Author:** ![NothingMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b77776/32.png) [@NothingMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NothingMan)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2000, 7:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-you-gals/15217/9 "2000-03-24T07:41:00Z")
Sue, perhaps you should direct him to this MB, seesm like just about every aspect of foreplay has been discussed at one time or another. purplebear, hi back ! My but aren’t you just cute and filled with boundless energy ! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Lexicon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ac8455/32.png) [@Lexicon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lexicon)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2000, 7:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-you-gals/15217/10 "2000-03-24T07:43:00Z")
Don’t worry, it’ll be cool. But you better bring a date, otherwise I’ll be keeping her horndog friends off you all night… Then again, maybe you don’t want to bring a date… ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2000, 7:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-you-gals/15217/11 "2000-03-24T07:45:00Z")
## Yep! Yep! Yep! that’s me! _giggles_ Well, except for the cute part. :o You sing in my consciousness like a counterpoint to my life. L.L. ---
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2000, 7:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-you-gals/15217/12 "2000-03-24T07:48:00Z")
\< sniff sniff \> I don’t have a date to bring ☹ ---
**Author:** ![NothingMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b77776/32.png) [@NothingMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NothingMan)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2000, 7:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-you-gals/15217/13 "2000-03-24T07:49:00Z")
I’m wondering, does any guy **really** wish to be known as “Mr. Purplebear” ? Lex ? lol ---
**Author:** ![NothingMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b77776/32.png) [@NothingMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NothingMan)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2000, 7:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-you-gals/15217/14 "2000-03-24T07:54:00Z")
That is to say I am sure he would prefer “BloodRedGrizzlybear”. (ummmm, am I padding my count yet ?) ---
**Author:** ![Lexicon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ac8455/32.png) [@Lexicon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lexicon)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2000, 7:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-you-gals/15217/15 "2000-03-24T07:54:00Z")
Eh, no, that would be great, I am sure, but there is already a Mr. Purplebear. More importantly, there is a Mrs. Lex, and she doesn’t share…yet 😉 Heh. * * * “Winners never quit and quitters never win, but those who never win and never quit are idiots.” ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2000, 8:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-you-gals/15217/16 "2000-03-24T08:07:00Z")
_giggles_ You’re so right, NothingMan! He hates purple. He might like your suggestion, though, I’ll ask him. _sigh_ Too bad he’s soooo far away… ☹ * * * You sing in my consciousness like a counterpoint to my life. L.L. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2000, 9:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-you-gals/15217/17 "2000-03-24T09:40:00Z")
These “I LOVE YOU \*\*\*\*!!” threads are **so** passé. ---
**Author:** ![AuntiePam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@AuntiePam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AuntiePam)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2000, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-you-gals/15217/18 "2000-03-24T12:41:00Z")
How much you wanna bet – by the time I get home from work there’ll be an “I Love Coldfire” thread. But **I’m** not gonna be the one to start it. Not that I don’t love Coldfire and all that, understand. ---
**Author:** ![AuntiePam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@AuntiePam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AuntiePam)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2000, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-you-gals/15217/19 "2000-03-24T12:45:00Z")
I think I deserve a whoosh. Scrolled down to I LOVE YOU GUYS and guess who started it? Coldfire, that’s a dirty trick to play on an old person. ---
**Author:** ![ultress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7c8e57/32.png) [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2000, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-you-gals/15217/20 "2000-03-24T12:45:00Z")
Welcome Nothing, woo that has a ring to it. We love you to Lex. * * * _I’ve learned that if someone says something unkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe it._ [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-you-gals/15217.md?page=2)