# I LOVE YOU GUYS!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-you-guys/15086>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 23, 2000, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-you-guys/15086 "2000-03-23T14:20:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
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**Author:** ![Lexicon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ac8455/32.png) [@Lexicon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lexicon)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2000, 7:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-you-guys/15086/41 "2000-03-24T07:51:00Z")

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Coldfire, as my slick lawyer type, I must demand that you put yourself in for a fat bonus.  
And henceforth be accompanied by a hot little german red-head soccer player/secretary named Diadora.

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“Winners never quit and quitters never win, but those who never win and never quit are idiots.”

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**Author:** ![Alphagene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Alphagene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alphagene)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2000, 8:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-you-guys/15086/42 "2000-03-24T08:46:00Z")

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Oooh, thanks for the heads up, coosa…

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> Let’s drag _Alphagene_ in here! While he’s barfing in sync with Wally, Bluepony can pick his pockets

Oh you ladies will make up all kinds of excuses to get in my pants… 😃

You **better** love me. I don’t give it up for just anyone you know.

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**Gypsy** : Tom, I don’t get you.  
**Tom Servo** : Nobody does. I’m the wind, baby.

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