# I love you so much, I want to crush you into a stone and wear you. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 27, 2002, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-you-so-much-i-want-to-crush-you-into-a-stone-and-wear-you/129920 "2002-09-27T19:29:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![bernse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a9a28c/32.png) [@bernse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bernse)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2002, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-you-so-much-i-want-to-crush-you-into-a-stone-and-wear-you/129920/1 "2002-09-27T19:29:12Z")
[http://www.lifegems.com/secondary/whatisLG.htm](http://www.lifegems.com/secondary/whatisLG.htm) Don’t know if anyone has seen this yet. I think its pretty god damn creepy. ---
**Author:** ![Honey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/honey/32/5074_2.png) [@Honey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honey)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2002, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-you-so-much-i-want-to-crush-you-into-a-stone-and-wear-you/129920/2 "2002-09-27T19:57:56Z")
There’s something about this at [snopes](http://www.snopes.com/science/diamonds.htm) ---
**Author:** ![Lucretia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/13edae/32.png) [@Lucretia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucretia)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2002, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-you-so-much-i-want-to-crush-you-into-a-stone-and-wear-you/129920/3 "2002-09-27T20:01:14Z")
I don’t know. I think it’s kind of cool, really. I’ve also heard of a company that will incorporate your loved one’s ashes into ceramics. I keep telling **Bluesman** that I’m going to make him into an ice cream bowl and a beer mug. ---
**Author:** ![OldBroad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@OldBroad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OldBroad)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2002, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-you-so-much-i-want-to-crush-you-into-a-stone-and-wear-you/129920/4 "2002-09-27T20:56:38Z")
IMHO this is more reasonable than keeping a loved one’s ashes displayed prominently in a container on a mantel. It provides a single small and beautiful gem that commemorates a person’s existence. Some people carry cremains all over the country with them. That’s creepy. Too bad the diamond thing is so expensive. If others are creeped out by it, you never have to tell them the significance of that diamond. **Lucretia** ’s idea of ceramics has it’s downside. Image a couple of generations from now when the ice cream bowl and beer mug get dumped for $0.25 at a garage sale! Poor **Bluesman**! ---
**Author:** ![anya\_marie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ebca7d/32.png) [@anya\_marie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anya_marie)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2002, 10:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-you-so-much-i-want-to-crush-you-into-a-stone-and-wear-you/129920/5 "2002-09-28T10:23:22Z")
I am amused by it only for the visual of hearing a descendant say, “What the fuck did you do with the Aunt Anya necklace?!” ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2002, 10:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-you-so-much-i-want-to-crush-you-into-a-stone-and-wear-you/129920/6 "2002-09-28T10:54:04Z")
Why does this sound like the perfect premise for a B-movie?