# I’m an evil Nazi! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 3, 2003, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-m-an-evil-nazi/199389 "2003-09-03T20:12:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Rune](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e68b1a/32.png) [@Rune](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rune)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2003, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-m-an-evil-nazi/199389/1 "2003-09-03T20:12:52Z")
…apparently. At least that’s what **MC Master of Silly Ceremonies** and **Tars TarFuckingKas** tells me – so I guess it must be true. Well it’s certainly news to me, but hey you have to learn something new every day. **Tars TarFuckingKas** [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=207418&perpage=50&pagenumber=2). For having the insolence to claim Ann Coulter doesn’t quite stack up to Hitler in the evil department. **MC** [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=203585). For, oh I don’t know, reading a newspaper or something. Gee guys! I thought we could have a civil discussion here without being called a Nazi, and like, you know, perhaps even have another point of view than that you two paragons of enlightenment. Well apparently I was wrong. I’m sorry. My bad. Finally, let me just take this time to express my deepest felt gratitude for pointing out this little fact to me, and perhaps it’s only fair I return the favour by informing you Mr. **MC Master of Silly Ceremonies** that you are in fact a donkey, and you **Mr. Tars TarFuckingKas** that you are indeed a garden troll. I pretty sure your garden troll tribe is very proud of your accomplishments. Your, putting on the brown shirt - Rune ---
**Author:** ![Brutus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@Brutus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brutus)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2003, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-m-an-evil-nazi/199389/2 "2003-09-03T20:14:58Z")
You should use your Nazi powers for good, not for evil. ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2003, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-m-an-evil-nazi/199389/3 "2003-09-03T20:16:07Z")
You’ll get used to it. ---
**Author:** ![Doomtrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/0ea827/32.png) [@Doomtrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doomtrain)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2003, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-m-an-evil-nazi/199389/4 "2003-09-03T20:46:27Z")
If you see a rugged dude with a fedora and a whip, do not, under any circumstances, fuck with him. And stay away from Jewish religious treasures. ---
**Author:** ![jlzania](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/67e7ee/32.png) [@jlzania](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jlzania)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2003, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-m-an-evil-nazi/199389/5 "2003-09-03T20:46:32Z")
Did you get a cool uniform or anything? ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2003, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-m-an-evil-nazi/199389/6 "2003-09-03T20:49:44Z")
Does this mean your one of **Coldie’s** minions? And at least you’re not a pinko-commie-nazi ---
**Author:** ![RedFury](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ec9cab/32.png) [@RedFury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RedFury)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2003, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-m-an-evil-nazi/199389/7 "2003-09-03T21:07:37Z")
_:::::opens thread, steps on nail:::::_ Ouch! Damn. They just don’t crucify Nazis like they used to. If you’re going to stay up there long, I suggest requesting staples. Must say, the thorn crown looks lovely with the brown shirt. ---
**Author:** ![minty\_green](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f6c823/32.png) [@minty\_green](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/minty_green)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2003, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-m-an-evil-nazi/199389/8 "2003-09-03T21:17:57Z")
Given that **Tars Tarkas** never called you or Ann Coulter a Nazi, would you please explain why on earth you’re continuing to throw that term around like it’s confetti? As opposed to “nutjob,” which he actually _did_ use to describe Coulter, and which also apparently captures you quite well at the same time? ---
**Author:** ![Gjorp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c4cdca/32.png) [@Gjorp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gjorp)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2003, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-m-an-evil-nazi/199389/9 "2003-09-03T21:37:59Z")
**Brutus** said: > [@](#): > > You should use your Nazi powers for good, not for evil. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![leander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/bcef8e/32.png) [@leander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leander)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2003, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-m-an-evil-nazi/199389/10 "2003-09-03T21:38:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tars Tarkas \* > I assumed you weren’t a holocauster. I shall make no such assumptions anymore. Keep building your deathcamps for those towelheads. ---
**Author:** ![Rune](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e68b1a/32.png) [@Rune](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rune)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2003, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-m-an-evil-nazi/199389/11 "2003-09-03T22:07:45Z")
> [@](#): > > _RedFury shows great fashion sense:_ > Must say, the thorn crown looks lovely with the brown shirt. Sniff. Sniff. You know even us evil Nazis have feelings, and can feel a little bit sorry for ourselves now and then. Perhaps all I need is a great big hug. But then I remember it’s times like these you always have to look at the bright side of life. > [@](#): > > _Minty boy mumbled timidly:_ > Yap Yap Ouch! That hurts Minty boy. A nutjob! Damn that’s a mean thing to say. :mad: Already I feel depressed again. Why can’t we all just be friends? Give me a hug there Minty, that’s a good boy. > [@](#): > > _Tars The-Garden-Troll TarKars makes a few honest mistakes_ > I assumed you weren’t a holocauster. I shall make no such assumptions anymore. Keep building your deathcamps for those towelheads” Oh. Now I get it. The highly regarded Tars the-garden-troll Tarkars naturally just misspelled **rollercoaster** and **bandcamp**. Oh. Bugger! Bugger! Does pointing out those faults make me the spelling fascist though? Wait! I almost forgot to mention! You’re a jellyfish Minty boy! Hah! take that. Also I think I’m going to insult you some more in Danish. “Din lille slambert!” Heh heh heh Yours whistling softly, - Rune ---
**Author:** ![minty\_green](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f6c823/32.png) [@minty\_green](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/minty_green)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2003, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-m-an-evil-nazi/199389/12 "2003-09-03T22:13:04Z")
Clip-clop, clip-clop. ---
**Author:** ![Rune](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e68b1a/32.png) [@Rune](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rune)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2003, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-m-an-evil-nazi/199389/13 "2003-09-03T22:15:58Z")
Blip-blop, Blip-blop. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2003, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-m-an-evil-nazi/199389/14 "2003-09-03T22:23:59Z")
It’d have been nice if **MC Master of Ceremonies** had provided a link to **Winston** ’s alleged fascist statements. Without the context he alluded to, it seems that **Winston** has a genuine complaint in that thread. He does seem to have gone completely off the rails in regards to **Tars Tarkas** , though. **Winston** , two words of advice. First, the mods frown on using “troll” as an insult. If you really feel **Tars** is trolling, inform the mods via email or using the “Report this post to a moderator” function. Secondly, if you’re going to make fun of someone’s name, you’re going to have to be a hell of a lot wittier than you seem to be capable of. I was ready to side against you just on the basis of your idiotic **MC Master of Silly Ceremonies** jab. Just about the lamest insult I’ve ever seen on the boards. ---
**Author:** ![Rune](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e68b1a/32.png) [@Rune](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rune)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2003, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-m-an-evil-nazi/199389/15 "2003-09-03T22:49:30Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Miller_ > gone completely off the rails in regards to Tars Tarkas Well naturally I disagree. Let’s see _“Miller how’s your holocaust coming along? Are you working on the barbed wire for those deathcamps of yours?”_ Does such statements make you 1) All warm and gooey? 2) Give you associations of Nazis? > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Miller_ > If you really feel Tars is trolling I’m not calling him an internet troll, just a garden troll. A strong and devastating invective for sure, but perhaps ill chosen for an Internet thread. I’ve got another powerful one right here though: Tars Takars you’re a potato head! Hah! > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Miller_ > Just about the lamest insult I’ve ever seen on the boards” I’m trying to set a baseline. And slowly work myself up from there. BTW Why is it making a bit of fun of someone avatar name is considered such a tabu? You call somebody a big-stupid-useless-goddamn-motherfucking-cocksucking-freeloading-son-of-a-bitch and nobody raises an eyebrow, but the second you change the name a bit everybody gets their knickers in a twist. - Rune ---
**Author:** ![rjung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/45deac/32.png) [@rjung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjung)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2003, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-m-an-evil-nazi/199389/16 "2003-09-03T22:54:37Z")
Y’know, confession is the first step to recovery… ---
**Author:** ![AntaresJB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c2a13f/32.png) [@AntaresJB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AntaresJB)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2003, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-m-an-evil-nazi/199389/17 "2003-09-04T01:34:43Z")
Am I the only one who read the thread title in a Ralph Wiggum voice? Or maybe whichever Flanders kid it was… “I’m a torso!” ---
**Author:** ![fruitbat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58f4c7/32.png) [@fruitbat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fruitbat)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2003, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-m-an-evil-nazi/199389/18 "2003-09-04T02:02:13Z")
FWIW I found the accusations to be reprehensible. Unlike some I don’t find calling someone a racist or a nazi without very good cause to be acceptable. In the case of **MC** it was especially uncalled for. Many of my fellow liberals seemed to have a problem with **December** suggesting liberals supported terrorism. They then turn around and suggest conservatives support Hitler. I am henceforth a moderate and a fencesitter. I don’t want to affiliate myself with either of these sides. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2003, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-m-an-evil-nazi/199389/19 "2003-09-04T02:09:49Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by WinstonSmith_ > I’m trying to set a baseline. And slowly work myself up from there. BTW Why is it making a bit of fun of someone avatar name is considered such a tabu? You call somebody a big-stupid-useless-goddamn-motherfucking-cocksucking-freeloading-son-of-a-bitch and nobody raises an eyebrow, but the second you change the name a bit everybody gets their knickers in a twist. It’s not taboo, it’s just too easy. It lacks art. A good insult is a finely crafted tool, lovingly honed and carefully inserted into the most appropriate chink in your opponent’s armor. Making fun of someone’s screenname is grade school. You’d get more mileage out of calling someone a poopy-head. At the very least, readers will assume you’re being ironically juvenile, not earnestly juvenile. ---
**Author:** ![MC\_Master\_of\_Ceremonies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/bb73d2/32.png) [@MC\_Master\_of\_Ceremonies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MC_Master_of_Ceremonies)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2003, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-m-an-evil-nazi/199389/20 "2003-09-04T12:09:56Z")
I seem to remebr saying that I severe doubts about him due to the fact that he was repeating the propaganda of a Danish neo-Nazi party, which he was. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-m-an-evil-nazi/199389.md?page=2)