# I’m not drunk tonight, I’m tipsy!!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 17, 2000, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-m-not-drunk-tonight-i-m-tipsy/29770 "2000-08-17T19:44:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Anniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/cc9497/32.png) [@Anniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anniz)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-m-not-drunk-tonight-i-m-tipsy/29770/1 "2000-08-17T19:44:46Z")
Yes, yeeeeees, I feel goooooood. And, yes, I feel baaaaaaaad. How are you all feeling today? Well, I know one out there who is very horny and that’s **ChiefScott** , but I promisse I’ll beat him on that. Yep, I do. I’ll tell you something about me tonight that you don’t know. I have a VERY bad back with some bad pain. I have been going through some big back operations in the pass and after them i got worse, I could only be up for 30-60 minutes and then I had to go to the bed and rest my back for 1 hour and then I could be up again, and so on. So I have been very isolated for some years now. I also got addicted to morphine medicine, but I managed to quit that a year ago. Never again I say to that. But now I’m starting to get better, I can be up for 4 hours know and this has happened very fast, just the last 2 months. It’s getting better and better every day. So, here I come, watch out. Because of that I’m also starting to feel ALIVE and that’s probably the reson I start to feel, “I need a man, now…”. So, you more you flirt with me, the more “BAD” I’ll probably behave. Oh, you don’t know how much I wish I had someone here to fool around with… I’ll finish this with, pleeeeeeease, someone come here… now, I want you, yes, yes. (I wounder if I’m going to regrett this tomorrow…). Well, who cares. I think I’m going to listen to Stones, “Can’t GEt No Satisfaction”, that one suits now. ---
**Author:** ![Strainger](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/strainger/32/244_2.png) [@Strainger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Strainger)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-m-not-drunk-tonight-i-m-tipsy/29770/2 "2000-08-17T19:49:18Z")
_Just_ tipsy? ---
**Author:** ![Anniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/cc9497/32.png) [@Anniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anniz)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-m-not-drunk-tonight-i-m-tipsy/29770/3 "2000-08-17T19:51:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Strainger \* > \*\*_Just_ tipsy? \*\* Ha, haaaa, maybe your right… ---
**Author:** ![blahedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a4c791/32.png) [@blahedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blahedo)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-m-not-drunk-tonight-i-m-tipsy/29770/4 "2000-08-17T20:01:06Z")
_chuckle_ The first time I got drunk, I spent most of the evening telling people that “I’m not drunk, just tipsy!” Well, that and falling down. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Bottle\_of\_Smoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Bottle\_of\_Smoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bottle_of_Smoke)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-m-not-drunk-tonight-i-m-tipsy/29770/5 "2000-08-17T20:01:59Z")
You know, Anniz, you are quickly becoming one of my favorite posters. Just when things get a lttle slow here at work in the afternoons, I can count on reading a thread from a cute, tipsy, horny, Swedish chick. And I don’t even have to pay $3.99 per minute. ---
**Author:** ![Anniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/cc9497/32.png) [@Anniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anniz)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-m-not-drunk-tonight-i-m-tipsy/29770/6 "2000-08-17T20:04:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Denbo \* > \*\*You know, Anniz, you are quickly becoming one of my favorite posters. > > Just when things get a lttle slow here at work in the afternoons, I can count on reading a thread from a cute, tipsy, horny, Swedish chick. And I don’t even have to pay $3.99 per minute. \*\* I say thanks for that, a favorite poster, that doesn’t sounds so bad, but I don’t know about that &3.99… That is probably not good.;)🙂 ---
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-m-not-drunk-tonight-i-m-tipsy/29770/7 "2000-08-17T20:04:18Z")
Psst, Anniz; Just a side note from someone who drinks a lot (only coffee at this moment). I am a little concerned about you… That’s all I am gonna say. ---
**Author:** ![Saint\_Zero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c4cdca/32.png) [@Saint\_Zero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Zero)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-m-not-drunk-tonight-i-m-tipsy/29770/8 "2000-08-17T20:15:11Z")
Never a dull moment with you, is there? 😃 Glad your back is better. ---
**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-m-not-drunk-tonight-i-m-tipsy/29770/9 "2000-08-17T20:21:51Z")
Well Anniz. Glad to hear your not actually drunk. I myself have only been drunk once in my life, (If I have any memories of the night before, any at all, I wasn’t drunk). I’ll go out and warn the world about you. Make sure they know what’s comming 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Tymp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Tymp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tymp)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-m-not-drunk-tonight-i-m-tipsy/29770/10 "2000-08-17T20:28:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Anniz \* > **I wounder if I’m going to regrett this tomorrow…** Ha! If I had a dollar for every time I’ve heard a woman say that . . . ---
**Author:** ![Anniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/cc9497/32.png) [@Anniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anniz)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-m-not-drunk-tonight-i-m-tipsy/29770/11 "2000-08-17T20:47:05Z")
**techchick68** , thanks for the concern, but, really, there’s nothing to be concern about. **Saint Zero** , a dull moment with me, you bet it isn’t. **oldscratch** , no, don’t worn them, I’ll like to suprise them… **Tymp** , aha, you had that many women, but, that doesn’t suprise me… I mean if a guy looks like you, well… ---
**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-m-not-drunk-tonight-i-m-tipsy/29770/12 "2000-08-17T21:01:39Z")
You got in Anniz. I’ll let you sneak up behind them and ponce on them and ravish them to your hearts content. Try SF. A lot of people like that stuff here. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![inoci](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/50afbb/32.png) [@inoci](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/inoci)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-m-not-drunk-tonight-i-m-tipsy/29770/13 "2000-08-17T21:04:47Z")
woo-hoo! Anniz is drunk and horny! what country are you in again? and don’t worry about getting up, i’ll do all the work. ---
**Author:** ![Anniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/cc9497/32.png) [@Anniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anniz)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-m-not-drunk-tonight-i-m-tipsy/29770/14 "2000-08-17T21:11:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by inoci \* > \*\*woo-hoo! Anniz is drunk and horny! > what country are you in again? > and don’t worry about getting up, i’ll do all the work. > \*\* Sweden, check my profile or my stupid homepage, that probably never will be fixed. Can’t any html, but, I’m thinking of learning it. ---
**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-m-not-drunk-tonight-i-m-tipsy/29770/15 "2000-08-17T23:02:04Z")
It’s been two hours. It always tears my heart when I see a an attractive drunk, I’m sorry tipsy, girl being ignored. So here we go. Flirt… Flirt… ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-m-not-drunk-tonight-i-m-tipsy/29770/16 "2000-08-18T00:08:46Z")
Holy shit! I just looked at your web page. Is that dog rabid or what??? :: shuddering :: Scary, man…scary… ---
**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-m-not-drunk-tonight-i-m-tipsy/29770/17 "2000-08-18T00:13:25Z")
That was fucking harsh Demo. And funny. really Really funny. ---
**Author:** ![Asmodeus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8dc957/32.png) [@Asmodeus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asmodeus)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-m-not-drunk-tonight-i-m-tipsy/29770/18 "2000-08-18T02:39:38Z")
Anniz…I love your accented keyboard…🙂 …skol! ---
**Author:** ![Anniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/cc9497/32.png) [@Anniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anniz)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-m-not-drunk-tonight-i-m-tipsy/29770/19 "2000-08-18T06:26:33Z")
**oldscratch** , you’re right I felt ignored, so, I went to bed instead and had fun by myself…😃 I missed your flirt… flirt… it was to late. I was feeling so in the mood to play and have fun, but, maybe no one dared…or wanted to. Now, I’ll probably not going to start a thread like this in a while. Most will probably say, thank you! **Democritus** , he can be a bit scary, yes, but mostly he’s nice. Even if he is a poodle, he’s a VERY good garding dog. **Asmodeus** , thanks, well I hated my accent, but now I’m starting to like it better, since I got some compliment about it from some people here.🙂 ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 7:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-m-not-drunk-tonight-i-m-tipsy/29770/20 "2000-08-18T07:46:11Z")
DRUNK… SWEDISH… HORNY… Yep, I’m definitely in love. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-m-not-drunk-tonight-i-m-tipsy/29770.md?page=2)