# I’m not drunk tonight, I’m tipsy!!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 17, 2000, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-m-not-drunk-tonight-i-m-tipsy/29770 "2000-08-17T19:44:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 7:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-m-not-drunk-tonight-i-m-tipsy/29770/21 "2000-08-18T07:47:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Anniz \* > \*\ ***oldscratch** , you’re right I felt ignored, > so, I went to bed instead and had fun by myself…😃 > \*\* Links? Pics? ---
**Author:** ![Anniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/cc9497/32.png) [@Anniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anniz)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 8:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-m-not-drunk-tonight-i-m-tipsy/29770/22 "2000-08-18T08:15:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by DRY \* > \*\*DRUNK… > > SWEDISH… > > HORNY… > > Yep, I’m definitely in love. \*\* Love you too DRY. You should came over and read some Shakespeare for me. I’m not sure I’ll understand all of it, but I would love it. Sorry, no pics, you have to use your imaginetion.😃 ---
**Author:** ![JSexton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/96bed5/32.png) [@JSexton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JSexton)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 10:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-m-not-drunk-tonight-i-m-tipsy/29770/23 "2000-08-18T10:43:32Z")
With the short lines and cadence of Anniz’s posts, I keep trying to read them like poetry. Hell, this late I’m trying to set them to music. Is it just me? Disclaimer: Comparing a drunk, horny, beautiful Swede’s words to poetry is not a flirt. Really. I swear. ---
**Author:** ![Anniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/cc9497/32.png) [@Anniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anniz)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-m-not-drunk-tonight-i-m-tipsy/29770/24 "2000-08-18T13:13:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by JSexton \* > \*\*With the short lines and cadence of Anniz’s posts, I keep trying to read them like poetry. Hell, this late I’m trying to set them to music. Is it just me? \*\* Wow, poetry, that sounds cool. Tack så mycket(thanks a lot), you made my day.🙂 ---
**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-m-not-drunk-tonight-i-m-tipsy/29770/25 "2000-08-18T15:44:48Z")
I like a woman on her back. ---
**Author:** ![Anniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/cc9497/32.png) [@Anniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anniz)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-m-not-drunk-tonight-i-m-tipsy/29770/26 "2000-08-18T15:49:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by handy \* > \*\*I like a woman on her back. \*\* I bet you do. Then you really should come over here, because I lie on my back a lot. And that’s no fun alone. ---
**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-m-not-drunk-tonight-i-m-tipsy/29770/27 "2000-08-18T15:50:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Anniz \* > \*\ ***oldscratch** , you’re right I felt ignored, > so, I went to bed instead and had fun by myself…😃 > \*\* Now you’re somewhat new. So maybe you aren’t aware of all the rules here at the straight dope. If you look at the registration agreement however, you’ll norice that anytime a doper, living in Sweden, “has fun by themselves”, they are required to provide pictures for the rest of the board. I’m reasonably certain the mods will let you slide this time, I’m just warning you for your own good. This is a community of rules, and as such we must all follow them. Next time remember that. ---
**Author:** ![Saint\_Zero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c4cdca/32.png) [@Saint\_Zero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Zero)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-m-not-drunk-tonight-i-m-tipsy/29770/28 "2000-08-18T15:53:39Z")
Sleeping alone is never fun. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Anniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/cc9497/32.png) [@Anniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anniz)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-m-not-drunk-tonight-i-m-tipsy/29770/29 "2000-08-18T15:56:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by oldscratch \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Anniz \* > > \*\ ***oldscratch** , you’re right I felt ignored, > > so, I went to bed instead and had fun by myself…😃 > > \*\* > > Now you’re somewhat new. So maybe you aren’t aware of all the rules here at the straight dope. If you look at the registration agreement however, you’ll norice that anytime a doper, living in Sweden, “has fun by themselves”, they are required to provide pictures for the rest of the board. I’m reasonably certain the mods will let you slide this time, I’m just warning you for your own good. This is a community of rules, and as such we must all follow them. Next time remember that. \*\* ROFL. I’ll remember to next time.😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-m-not-drunk-tonight-i-m-tipsy/29770.md?page=1)