# I"m really bored right now

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-m-really-bored-right-now/23754>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 27, 2000, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-m-really-bored-right-now/23754 "2000-06-27T18:56:28Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
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**Author:** ![ponch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bcef8e/32.png) [@ponch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ponch)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2000, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-m-really-bored-right-now/23754/1 "2000-06-27T18:56:28Z")

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I got some tunes in the background, all my co-workers have left…I’m in the office by myself. I’m really bored right now, can’t go home and to top it all off, I’m not in a “porn” mood.

What to do, what to do.

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**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2000, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-m-really-bored-right-now/23754/2 "2000-06-27T19:08:53Z")

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> I’m not in a “porn” mood

You poor, pathetic bastard.

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**Author:** ![BigJoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9bd4f/32.png) [@BigJoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigJoe)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2000, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-m-really-bored-right-now/23754/3 "2000-06-27T19:10:51Z")

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Hummmm…

Have you tried goat felching? 😃

:: duckin’, runnin’ ::

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**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2000, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-m-really-bored-right-now/23754/4 "2000-06-27T19:16:39Z")

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Me too. Oy, am I bored. My coworker left early (as usual) and so I get to say “Sorry, I don’t know anything about that, that’s Carol’s department, I handle a different curriculm” about 60 BILLION times this afternoon.

And it’s nice out. I know this not because I have a window in my office, but because I was able to peek outside the one in the hall while on my way to get my lunch and bring it back down to the cafeteria.

I am bored.

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**Author:** ![ponch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bcef8e/32.png) [@ponch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ponch)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2000, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-m-really-bored-right-now/23754/5 "2000-06-27T19:33:48Z")

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:rolleyes::rolleyes:You poor, pathetic bastard.:rolleyes::rolleyes:

JUst cutting off the first responses usually hurled back at any such statement.

I sit in a corner, under the floors main AC unit…a very high level of hell. That’s why the resume is in the mail to many other places of business.

After typing this, I actually got back to work, and finished what I needed to get done. Now I’m pondering going for a hair cut and a shoe shine.

either that or photocopying my butt.

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**Author:** ![Nanno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Nanno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nanno)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2000, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-m-really-bored-right-now/23754/6 "2000-06-27T20:00:13Z")

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Go for the photocopying of your butt, always works!

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**Author:** ![Tisme](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f0a364/32.png) [@Tisme](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tisme)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2000, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-m-really-bored-right-now/23754/7 "2000-06-29T00:57:05Z")

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Ever thought of doing some work?  
I know you have to get VERY bored before that appeals but it does help pass the time.

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**Author:** ![AuntiePam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@AuntiePam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AuntiePam)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2000, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-m-really-bored-right-now/23754/8 "2000-06-29T01:24:04Z")

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SILENT BOB must be bored too – for awhile there he was last poster (“moloster”) on half the threads tonight. He’s :wally’ing every thread.

I’m going to finish Zod Wallop tonight. Now **that** book is a cure for boredom.

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**Author:** ![neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3ab097/32.png) [@neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neuro-trash_grrrl)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2000, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-m-really-bored-right-now/23754/9 "2000-06-29T02:00:18Z")

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That ain’t no SILENT-BOB, ma’am. That’s one of them thar trolls. And the sherrif done fixed his wagon!

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**Author:** ![\_SILENT-BOB\_NOT](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/e19adc/32.png) [@\_SILENT-BOB\_NOT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_SILENT-BOB_NOT)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2000, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-m-really-bored-right-now/23754/10 "2000-06-29T02:02:49Z")

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:wally

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**Author:** ![AuntiePam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@AuntiePam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AuntiePam)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2000, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-m-really-bored-right-now/23754/11 "2000-06-29T02:49:58Z")

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Thanks for the heads-up.

I should have guessed. The real SILENT BOB was much more judicious (and original) in placement of his “messages.” Glad to hear that he wasn’t running amok – I’d hate to see him go.
