# I made a Chick Tract

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-made-a-chick-tract/492427>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [April 8, 2009, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-made-a-chick-tract/492427 "2009-04-08T20:42:34Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2009, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-made-a-chick-tract/492427/1 "2009-04-08T20:42:34Z")

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A couple of my LJ friends got involved in some interweb drama, so I made a Chick Tract to commemorate it.

ETA: Stupid commies at LJ won’t let me remote link, so I had to make a new page.

[http://www.rericsmith.com/stuff/amarape.htm](http://www.rericsmith.com/stuff/amarape.htm)

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**Author:** ![Death\_of\_Rats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a6a055/32.png) [@Death\_of\_Rats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Death_of_Rats)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2009, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-made-a-chick-tract/492427/2 "2009-04-08T21:17:35Z")

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Hmmm… no shoulder demons and a lack of "HAW HAW"s. I give it a 6.

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2009, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-made-a-chick-tract/492427/3 "2009-04-08T21:55:51Z")

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In the first panel, I believe the word you’re looking for is ["]_tracts_]([Tract Definition & Meaning - Merriam-Webster](http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/tract)[3), as opposed to “tracks”.

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**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2009, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-made-a-chick-tract/492427/4 "2009-04-08T21:56:02Z")

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I’ve always wanted to make a Chick Tract where Jack, having been judged and found wanting, is damned to share hell for all eternity with his cartoon characters.

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**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2009, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-made-a-chick-tract/492427/5 "2009-04-08T22:00:22Z")

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I don’t get it.

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**Author:** ![foolsguinea](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foolsguinea/32/14751_2.png) [@foolsguinea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolsguinea)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2009, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-made-a-chick-tract/492427/6 "2009-04-08T22:40:36Z")

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As a comic book fan, I’m offended. I think.