# I made Canadian butter tarts yesterday

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-made-canadian-butter-tarts-yesterday/282902>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 3, 2005, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-made-canadian-butter-tarts-yesterday/282902 "2005-01-03T22:16:02Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2005, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-made-canadian-butter-tarts-yesterday/282902/21 "2005-01-05T16:25:25Z")

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> [@haardvark](#):
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> Also, mozzarella on cheese curds? :_covers eyes_: I bet you weren’t even planning to be drunk when you ate them, either, were you?
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> - haardvark, junk food imperialist.

No. No drunken poutine _mange_-in’ while nursing the baby.

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**Author:** ![CuriousCanuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d2c977/32.png) [@CuriousCanuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CuriousCanuck)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2005, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-made-canadian-butter-tarts-yesterday/282902/22 "2005-01-05T16:27:24Z")

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> [@haardvark](#):
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> Personally, I think Beaver Tails have gone downhill since they expanded from just that one stall at the Byward Market…
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> - haardvark, junk food imperialist.

That is the only place I’ll ever get them. good thing I live close to the market!

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**Author:** ![Grey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b782af/32.png) [@Grey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grey)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2005, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-made-canadian-butter-tarts-yesterday/282902/23 "2005-01-05T16:28:42Z")

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> [@CuriousCanuck](#):
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> I suppose a Beavertail is out of the question too then?
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> Mmmmm buttered garlic tail followed by maple tail…

See I’m more of a Killaloe Sunrise kind of guy. Sugar, lemon and cinnamon mixed generously with -30 temperatures and shake.

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**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2005, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-made-canadian-butter-tarts-yesterday/282902/24 "2005-01-05T16:31:00Z")

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Next Dopefest, next Dopefest… _scribbling all these delicacies down_

Oh, and butter tarts are a piece of heaven in a pastry, and Nanaimo bars are food for the gods.

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**Author:** ![detop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@detop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/detop)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2005, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-made-canadian-butter-tarts-yesterday/282902/25 "2005-01-05T16:31:34Z")

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> [@GingerOfTheNorth](#):
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> Canadians: Really. It’s NOT too sweet. It’s not the gooey drippy type of filling you’ll get at the store. Certainly not as sweet as _tarte a sucre_ (pardon my lack of accents).

And here’s the recipe for  
[tarte au sucre](http://www.web-holidays.com/canada/recipes/sucre.asp) (just substitute brown sugar for the maple sugar). For those who are just curious about this pie, think pecan pie, hold the pecans. If you want to try maple syrup pie (or farlouche), here are the ingredients and the recipe :  
1 cup of maple syrup  
3 cups of cold water  
1 cup of brown sugar  
8 teaspoon of corn starch  
nutmeg to taste  
an orange zest  
Mix the maple syrup, water and brown sugar. Boil fast. Dissolve the corn starch in a bit of cold water. Thicken while constantly stirring. Let it simmer a few more minutes. Remove from heat. Let it cool down while stirring. Pour in a pre-cooked pie crust. You can replace the maple syrup with molasse.

**haardvark** , **Ginger** was saying that they substitute Mozzarella to cheese curds. Yeah, I know, a poor man’s poutine. 😉

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**Author:** ![CuriousCanuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d2c977/32.png) [@CuriousCanuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CuriousCanuck)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2005, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-made-canadian-butter-tarts-yesterday/282902/26 "2005-01-05T16:45:16Z")

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> [@Kythereia](#):
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> Next Dopefest, next Dopefest… _scribbling all these delicacies down_
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> Oh, and butter tarts are a piece of heaven in a pastry, and Nanaimo bars are food for the gods.

I wonder how many we could get for another OttaDope…

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**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2005, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-made-canadian-butter-tarts-yesterday/282902/27 "2005-01-05T16:50:59Z")

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> [@CuriousCanuck](#):
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> I wonder how many we could get for another OttaDope…

Make it on a loooong weekend, and we might be able to do it. Only, it’s got to be warm, or my poor 'Merkin husband will perish. Canmore in the winter, he could handle, but I don’t think he’d survive the Ottawa Valley.

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**Author:** ![CuriousCanuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d2c977/32.png) [@CuriousCanuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CuriousCanuck)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2005, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-made-canadian-butter-tarts-yesterday/282902/28 "2005-01-05T16:58:36Z")

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> [@GingerOfTheNorth](#):
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> Make it on a loooong weekend, and we might be able to do it. Only, it’s got to be warm, or my poor 'Merkin husband will perish. Canmore in the winter, he could handle, but I don’t think he’d survive the Ottawa Valley.

No skating on the canal then… Maybe for the Tulip festival or Bluesfest?

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**Author:** ![haardvark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5ac83/32.png) [@haardvark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/haardvark)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2005, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-made-canadian-butter-tarts-yesterday/282902/29 "2005-01-05T17:33:37Z")

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> [@detop](#):
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> **haardvark** , **Ginger** was saying that they substitute Mozzarella to cheese curds. Yeah, I know, a poor man’s poutine. 😉

Oh, I know. I _know_. And it tears me up on the inside.

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**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2005, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-made-canadian-butter-tarts-yesterday/282902/30 "2005-01-05T17:48:48Z")

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> [@haardvark](#):
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> Oh, I know. I _know_. And it tears me up on the inside.

Don’t cry for me. Send me curds.

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**Author:** ![CuriousCanuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d2c977/32.png) [@CuriousCanuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CuriousCanuck)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2005, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-made-canadian-butter-tarts-yesterday/282902/31 "2005-01-05T17:53:43Z")

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> [@GingerOfTheNorth](#):
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> Don’t cry for me. Send me curds.

The truth is, they’ve never left you.

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**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2005, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-made-canadian-butter-tarts-yesterday/282902/32 "2005-01-05T18:00:47Z")

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> [@CuriousCanuck](#):
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> The truth is, they’ve never left you.

Good Lloyd-Weber.

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**Author:** ![haardvark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5ac83/32.png) [@haardvark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/haardvark)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2005, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-made-canadian-butter-tarts-yesterday/282902/33 "2005-01-05T18:41:07Z")

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> [@GingerOfTheNorth](#):
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> Don’t cry for me. Send me curds.

Less paperwork if you get someone from Wiscaaaaaaaansin to send them to you.

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**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2005, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-made-canadian-butter-tarts-yesterday/282902/34 "2005-01-05T18:48:16Z")

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> [@GingerOfTheNorth](#):
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> Make it on a loooong weekend, and we might be able to do it. Only, it’s got to be warm, or my poor 'Merkin husband will perish. Canmore in the winter, he could handle, but I don’t think he’d survive the Ottawa Valley.

Obviously, he’s not got a thick enough internal layer of blubber.

You need to feed him more butter tarts.

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2005, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-made-canadian-butter-tarts-yesterday/282902/35 "2005-01-05T19:11:38Z")

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I was thinking, if you’ve got any Amish nearby, they might have some nice curds. Now, I think that was one of the weirdest sentences I’ve _ever_ typed.

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**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2005, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-made-canadian-butter-tarts-yesterday/282902/36 "2005-01-05T19:30:56Z")

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> [@Northern Piper](#):
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> Obviously, he’s not got a thick enough internal layer of blubber.
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> You need to feed him more butter tarts.

I would, but he doesn’t like them. More proof he is wrong and bad.

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**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2005, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-made-canadian-butter-tarts-yesterday/282902/37 "2005-01-05T19:32:04Z")

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> [@featherlou](#):
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> I was thinking, if you’ve got any Amish nearby, they might have some nice curds. Now, I think that was one of the weirdest sentences I’ve _ever_ typed.

You know, we have. Less than an hour away, too. I wonder if they’d sell them at the ‘Amish’ market in town.

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**Author:** ![haardvark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5ac83/32.png) [@haardvark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/haardvark)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2005, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-made-canadian-butter-tarts-yesterday/282902/38 "2005-01-05T20:41:32Z")

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> [@GingerOfTheNorth](#):
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> I would, but he doesn’t like them. More proof he is wrong and bad.

But does he like poutine?

How about golden corn syrup?

Maple sugar candies?

Big Rock?

Moose stew?

Ptarmigan kebabs?

Humpty Dumpty Party Mix?

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**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2005, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-made-canadian-butter-tarts-yesterday/282902/39 "2005-01-05T20:52:35Z")

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> [@haardvark](#):
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> But does he like poutine?
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> How about golden corn syrup?
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> Maple sugar candies?
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> Big Rock?
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> Moose stew?
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> Ptarmigan kebabs?
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> Humpty Dumpty Party Mix?

Poutine, Moose, and Big Rock. And that’s all.

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**Author:** ![haardvark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5ac83/32.png) [@haardvark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/haardvark)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2005, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-made-canadian-butter-tarts-yesterday/282902/40 "2005-01-05T20:54:27Z")

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> [@GingerOfTheNorth](#):
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> Poutine, Moose, and Big Rock. And that’s all.

Well, that’s the big three, really. Plus, he keeps his hands off your snack food.

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