# I made the Page o' One Liners!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-made-the-page-o-one-liners/114961>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 19, 2002, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-made-the-page-o-one-liners/114961 "2002-06-19T21:46:11Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2002, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-made-the-page-o-one-liners/114961/1 "2002-06-19T21:46:11Z")

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_{does happy dance}_

With this little nugget on the [Teeming Millions Page o’ One Liners](http://fathom.org/teemingmillions/pof-oneliners.adp):

Here’s a butt plug I fashioned out of barbed wire. (I leanred how on “Martha Stewart Living”.) Since I’m a tech writer, I could write you instructions on where to shove it, but I think you can figure it out on your own (at least when you get back in from recess). Now sit and spin.

Today I am a true Doper. 😃

- s.e.

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**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2002, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-made-the-page-o-one-liners/114961/2 "2002-06-21T12:43:08Z")

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Who do you think submitted it? 😉

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**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2002, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-made-the-page-o-one-liners/114961/3 "2002-06-21T13:34:15Z")

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> \*Originally posted by matt\_mcl \*  
> \*\*Who do you think submitted it? 😉 \*\*

Aww, **matt** , that’s so sweet… I’d peck you on the cheek but, you know, ever hear of AIDS??? 😃

- s.e.