# I may be developing a problem.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-may-be-developing-a-problem/485175>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 10, 2009, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-may-be-developing-a-problem/485175 "2009-02-10T04:14:04Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 10\
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**Author:** ![Claptree](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@Claptree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Claptree)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2009, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-may-be-developing-a-problem/485175/21 "2009-02-11T13:12:50Z")

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Interesting. I never knew it was possible to get addicted to something just by reading about the addiction, but I now a serious urge to go out and buy lots of Hawaii shirts.

Well, what’s the worst that can happen?

ETA: Heh, first google hit: www.hawaiiskjorta.se Some fairly nice ones there, and not too expensive, either. Good thing I’m at least chubby and like to party.

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**Author:** ![aruvqan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aruvqan/32/2891_2.png) [@aruvqan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aruvqan)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2009, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-may-be-developing-a-problem/485175/22 "2009-02-11T13:26:32Z")

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> [@Muffin](#):
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> It gets worse. I started with Hawaiian shirts. Now I also have guayabera shirts. I hope I never progress to barongs.

sweet jesus, I have 2 guyaberas … I missed the gateway hawaiian shirt …

um, whats a barong? \<me looks interested\>

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**Author:** ![Wallflower](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Wallflower](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wallflower)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2009, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-may-be-developing-a-problem/485175/23 "2009-02-11T13:42:21Z")

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> [@aruvqan](#):
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> sweet jesus, I have 2 guyaberas … I missed the gateway hawaiian shirt …
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> um, whats a barong? \<me looks interested\>

I didn’t know either. [This](http://barongsrus.com/barong/MEN-Colored-Barong-Tagalog/c22_31/index.html) is from the first Google hit. Me like.

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**Author:** ![Brown\_Eyed\_Girl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/brown_eyed_girl/32/3574_2.png) [@Brown\_Eyed\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brown_Eyed_Girl)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2009, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-may-be-developing-a-problem/485175/24 "2009-02-11T13:51:36Z")

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Ahem. That’s **aloha shirt**.

And I remember Reyn Spooner as being a particularly well-known shirt in Hawaii.

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**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2009, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-may-be-developing-a-problem/485175/25 "2009-02-11T14:16:20Z")

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Just remember, it is not acceptable to wear lederhosen with an aloha shirt.

–Chef Troy  
Big Fat Party Animal and Serial Aloha-Shirt Owner

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**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2009, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-may-be-developing-a-problem/485175/26 "2009-02-11T14:36:01Z")

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> [@Chef\_Troy](#):
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> Just remember, it is not acceptable to wear lederhosen with an aloha shirt.
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> –Chef Troy  
> Big Fat Party Animal and Serial Aloha-Shirt Owner

Thigh-high fishnets with bunny slippers are still okay, though, right?

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**Author:** ![Baldwin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baldwin/32/7264_2.png) [@Baldwin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baldwin)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2009, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-may-be-developing-a-problem/485175/27 "2009-02-11T14:43:53Z")

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I really like Hawaiian shirts. Really wish the thread title were – “Maybe I’ve got too many Hawaiian shirts”, instead of the same joke I’ve seen a dozen times here: Phrase the thread title and most of the OP so that it’s supposed to sound as if you’re talking about a real substance abuse problem, then reveal – ha ha! – that you’re talking about Hawaiian shirts, or Peeps, or collecting thimbles or some Goddamn thing.

Soon as I get a job, I’m buying some more of those shirts.

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**Author:** ![HolyFreakingMoly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/7ba0ec/32.png) [@HolyFreakingMoly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HolyFreakingMoly)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2009, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-may-be-developing-a-problem/485175/28 "2009-02-11T14:47:15Z")

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I’m so grateful your friends weren’t gifting you Meth!!!

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**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2009, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-may-be-developing-a-problem/485175/29 "2009-02-11T15:15:30Z")

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> [@KneadToKnow](#):
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> Thigh-high fishnets with bunny slippers are still okay, though, right?

I like the cut of your jib, Knead!

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**Author:** ![Jettboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/85e7bf/32.png) [@Jettboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jettboy)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2009, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-may-be-developing-a-problem/485175/30 "2009-02-11T16:12:57Z")

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I am an artist; I paint obnoxiously bright, colorful tropical fish. As part of my ‘art’ persona, I own and wear about 30 aloha shirts, most of them so loud they could easily cure the blind. Like this…

[http://www.jettbailey.com/About\_Jett/Jett\_promo.jpg](http://www.jettbailey.com/About_Jett/Jett_promo.jpg)

I collect so many of the damn things that I periodically sell off the ones I wear the least.

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