I may be developing a problem.

Interesting. I never knew it was possible to get addicted to something just by reading about the addiction, but I now a serious urge to go out and buy lots of Hawaii shirts.

Well, what’s the worst that can happen?

ETA: Heh, first google hit: www.hawaiiskjorta.se Some fairly nice ones there, and not too expensive, either. Good thing I’m at least chubby and like to party.

sweet jesus, I have 2 guyaberas … I missed the gateway hawaiian shirt …

um, whats a barong? <me looks interested>

I didn’t know either. This is from the first Google hit. Me like.

Ahem. That’s aloha shirt.

And I remember Reyn Spooner as being a particularly well-known shirt in Hawaii.

Just remember, it is not acceptable to wear lederhosen with an aloha shirt.

–Chef Troy
Big Fat Party Animal and Serial Aloha-Shirt Owner

Thigh-high fishnets with bunny slippers are still okay, though, right?

I really like Hawaiian shirts. Really wish the thread title were – “Maybe I’ve got too many Hawaiian shirts”, instead of the same joke I’ve seen a dozen times here: Phrase the thread title and most of the OP so that it’s supposed to sound as if you’re talking about a real substance abuse problem, then reveal – ha ha! – that you’re talking about Hawaiian shirts, or Peeps, or collecting thimbles or some Goddamn thing.

Soon as I get a job, I’m buying some more of those shirts.

I’m so grateful your friends weren’t gifting you Meth!!!

I like the cut of your jib, Knead!

I am an artist; I paint obnoxiously bright, colorful tropical fish. As part of my ‘art’ persona, I own and wear about 30 aloha shirts, most of them so loud they could easily cure the blind. Like this…

http://www.jettbailey.com/About_Jett/Jett_promo.jpg

I collect so many of the damn things that I periodically sell off the ones I wear the least.