# I mean, I know it's Fox, but....

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-mean-i-know-its-fox-but/15302>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 29, 2000, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-mean-i-know-its-fox-but/15302 "2000-03-29T03:51:00Z")\
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**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2000, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-mean-i-know-its-fox-but/15302/1 "2000-03-29T03:51:00Z")

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This was seen on Tuesday’s “Family Guy” (9:30pm showing):  
[http://members.aol.com/trumpy303/Familyguy.jpg](http://members.aol.com/trumpy303/Familyguy.jpg)

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**Author:** ![OgreFade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/9dc877/32.png) [@OgreFade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OgreFade)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2000, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-mean-i-know-its-fox-but/15302/2 "2000-03-29T03:58:00Z")

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um…what is feltch?

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**Author:** ![Trout\_Mask\_Replica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a88e57/32.png) [@Trout\_Mask\_Replica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trout_Mask_Replica)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2000, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-mean-i-know-its-fox-but/15302/3 "2000-03-29T04:24:00Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Originally posted by OgreFade:  
> **um…what is feltch?**

Believe me when I tell you that you’re better off not knowing.

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TMR  
You will buy the ukulele, and touch every place.

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**Author:** ![Irishman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b487fb/32.png) [@Irishman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Irishman)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2000, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-mean-i-know-its-fox-but/15302/4 "2000-03-29T04:31:00Z")

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Trout Mask Replica is right - you really don’t want to know.

If you _ **REALLY** _ must know, do a search on “felch” in the message board search engine above in MPSIMS.

And remember we warned you.

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**Author:** ![OgreFade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/9dc877/32.png) [@OgreFade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OgreFade)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2000, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-mean-i-know-its-fox-but/15302/5 "2000-03-29T05:05:00Z")

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me no see search area…

just spill it

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**Author:** ![Anti\_Pro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Anti\_Pro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anti_Pro)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2000, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-mean-i-know-its-fox-but/15302/6 "2000-03-29T05:43:00Z")

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Oh Puhleeezze, DON’T use the word ‘spill’ in relation to felching!! Yuck! :eek:

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“Um, according to who? Nothing more than a high brow troll, though occasionally the bi polar personality swung in a constructive direction on innocuous topics.” Omniscient

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**Author:** ![OgreFade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/9dc877/32.png) [@OgreFade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OgreFade)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2000, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-mean-i-know-its-fox-but/15302/7 "2000-03-29T06:05:00Z")

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i’m confuzzled…

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**Author:** ![Ruffian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/71e660/32.png) [@Ruffian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruffian)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2000, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-mean-i-know-its-fox-but/15302/8 "2000-03-29T06:08:00Z")

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BWA HA HA! That’s is freakin’ HILARIOUS!

(And FWIW, finding out what felching is wasn’t the big whoop-de-do gross out I was expecting, but then again, few things shock me. So I’m not sharing–look it up. 😛 )

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**Author:** ![Ruffian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/71e660/32.png) [@Ruffian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruffian)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2000, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-mean-i-know-its-fox-but/15302/9 "2000-03-29T06:09:00Z")

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Well, dangit, it should be “that is” or just “that’s.” I hate redundancy errors.

And while I’m at it, it should be 😛 not :P. Dammit. (Well, at least I’m padding post count…)

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**Author:** ![OgreFade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/9dc877/32.png) [@OgreFade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OgreFade)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2000, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-mean-i-know-its-fox-but/15302/10 "2000-03-29T06:20:00Z")

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what the hell is it?

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**Author:** ![Lexicon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ac8455/32.png) [@Lexicon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lexicon)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2000, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-mean-i-know-its-fox-but/15302/11 "2000-03-29T06:33:00Z")

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Oh man, that’s great!  
I nearly snarked my Dr. Pepper out my nose. I hope you’re happy.

As far as what felch means, no one is going to tell you here…  
It is too bloody disgusting to post.

But hey, check, this out!  
There is a Felch home page!

This is really funny, if you are in on the joke…  
[the Felch home page](http://members.xoom.com/bdpnv5x/)  
I don’t know what I would do if my last name was Felch. That would (pun intended) SUCK.

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“Winners never quit and quitters never win, but those who never win and never quit are idiots.”

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**Author:** ![Gilligan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Gilligan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gilligan)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2000, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-mean-i-know-its-fox-but/15302/12 "2000-03-29T12:13:00Z")

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This show is hysterical, this is one of the few shows I laugh out loud at. Did you see last week’s episode with Norm McDonald? Necrophilia on a prime time sitcom, gotta love it.

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**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2000, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-mean-i-know-its-fox-but/15302/13 "2000-03-29T12:28:00Z")

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Ogrefade, just because I like your screen name I’m gonna do one favor for you. Of course, after you read this, you won’t think it’s much of a favor. Felching was discussed in detail on this board right [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/001755.html).

If you want to perform a search of this message board, look up at the top of this page and just below the “New Topic” and “Reply” buttons you’ll see a hyperlink called “Search”. Just click that and it will take you to the search page.

If you want to ssearch Cecil’s columns, there is a search function availble from the archive page.

Enjoy and don’t say you weren’t warned.

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**Author:** ![Enright3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/enright3/32/2897_2.png) [@Enright3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enright3)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2000, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-mean-i-know-its-fox-but/15302/14 "2000-03-29T14:15:00Z")

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## \<BLOCKQUOTE\>\<font size=“1” face=“Verdana, Arial”\>code:\</font\>\<HR\>\<pre\> Diane Member Posts: 1298 Registered: Mar 99 posted 10-14-1999 02:55 PM

WARNING - THIS IS GROSS

:::Stepping up to the podium:::

Felching is first completing the act of anal sex without the use of a condom, then the “giver” uses a straw to slurp the. . . ummmm. . . . deposit from the “givees” butt. The person with the straw and a mouthful of. . . . deposit, then tongue kisses the other person sharing the - deposit/poop/slobber.

Sorry - I warned you it was sick.

Just to be perfectly clear, I have NEVER EVER EVER EVER done this, nor do I want to.

## I have my limits.

\>^,^\<  
KITTEN  
If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.

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Forget the link, here is what you want to know. Cut & Pasted from the other thread.

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New and Improved
Enright3
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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2000, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-mean-i-know-its-fox-but/15302/15 "2000-03-29T14:18:00Z")

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Why thank you, Enright3, for giving us all the wonderful delight of a horizontal scrollbar!!

😃

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**Coldfire**  
_Voted **Poster Most Likely To Post Drunk** _

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**WallyM7** on Coldfire:  
_ **"Yeah, he knows a little about everything because they have a good prison library."** _

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**Author:** ![idiotboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b487fb/32.png) [@idiotboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/idiotboy)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2000, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-mean-i-know-its-fox-but/15302/16 "2000-03-29T14:38:00Z")

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Ok…now I know what Feltching is…but I thought it was called “Milkshaking”! Seriously! I heard the term in my adolescent High School days…

So, anyone know what a “Dirty Sanchez” is? 😃

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**Author:** ![Enright3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/enright3/32/2897_2.png) [@Enright3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enright3)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2000, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-mean-i-know-its-fox-but/15302/17 "2000-03-29T17:59:00Z")

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Ahhh Coldfire, 'ol buddy 'ol pal,

I was going to at least give the courtesy of an apology, but then I thought “what the hell, everybody claims they know it is already, so they won’t be bothered by it”.

Thank you for responding, I would expect nothing less from you on keeping me on my toes.

## Um, moderator? If this is something you can fix by putting in a little carriage return, I’d appreciate it.

New and Improved  
Enright3

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**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2000, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-mean-i-know-its-fox-but/15302/18 "2000-03-30T06:51:00Z")

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Okay, Rick, now I’m curious…

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**Author:** ![idiotboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b487fb/32.png) [@idiotboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/idiotboy)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2000, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-mean-i-know-its-fox-but/15302/19 "2000-03-30T06:56:00Z")

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Libby…

…Eric (“Garth”) told us about the “Dirty Sanchez”. So now we call him Dirty Sanchez. It’s just too funny…are you _ **SURE** _ you want to know?!

😃

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**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2000, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-mean-i-know-its-fox-but/15302/20 "2000-03-29T19:03:00Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Originally posted by idiotboy:  
> **So, anyone know what a “Dirty Sanchez” is? 😃**

I recently got an email that describes 22 ‘fun’ sexual acts, including felching, ‘the dirty sanchez’ , not to mention such gems as ‘the Cleveland Steamer’, ‘The Chili Dog’, and the oddly amusing ‘Flying Squirrel’.

Good god, I feel dirty. I think’ll I go home and take a shower at this point.

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