# I miss Chumpsky. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 9, 2003, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-miss-chumpsky/160000 "2003-03-09T00:59:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Muad\_Dib](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/35a633/32.png) [@Muad\_Dib](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muad_Dib)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2003, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-miss-chumpsky/160000/1 "2003-03-09T00:59:46Z")
He was just so earnest! There are few posters that had as much fun reading or that I looked forward as much. All of you had to scare him away with your constant pittings. For shame. ---
**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2003, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-miss-chumpsky/160000/2 "2003-03-09T01:08:40Z")
You have to mention him? :smack: I may be a leftie but this guy was way,way, out there and fell from grace by not having any original ideas (plagiarism). Still he was not banned so only if he repented… ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2003, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-miss-chumpsky/160000/3 "2003-03-09T01:21:00Z")
Muad’Dib, did you not play D&D in your younger days? Don’t mention the names of evil spirits, demons, and devils lest they re-appear. Frankly, I don’t miss Mr. Plagiarizer, a certain creationist, and a certain Icelander in the least. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2003, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-miss-chumpsky/160000/4 "2003-03-09T01:32:57Z")
He listed his e-mail as something you could use. Here it is– [tyler1341@cox.net](mailto:tyler1341@cox.net) Write him & send your love. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2003, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-miss-chumpsky/160000/5 "2003-03-09T01:43:08Z")
Invite him back for me. I haven’t Pitted someone in weeks. Of course, if he says so much as “Hello” everyone will accuse him of plagiarism, so I guess it’s for the best that he stays away. ---
**Author:** ![Mojo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Mojo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mojo)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2003, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-miss-chumpsky/160000/6 "2003-03-09T01:44:14Z")
Why not just read the original sources that he stole his material from instead? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2003, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-miss-chumpsky/160000/7 "2003-03-09T02:58:08Z")
I’ve heard he is serving as a human shield in Akron. ---
**Author:** ![SuaSponte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/67e7ee/32.png) [@SuaSponte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuaSponte)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2003, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-miss-chumpsky/160000/8 "2003-03-09T03:07:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Muad’Dib \* > \*\*He was just so earnest! There are few posters that had as much fun reading or that I looked forward as much. All of you had to scare him away with your constant pittings. For shame. \*\* My God!! We Pitted a plagarist and a demonstrated liar!! What evil creature took hold of us! Fuck off, **Muad’Dib.**** Chumpsky** engaged in the most egregious instances of intellectual dishonesty I have witnessed in my almost three years in Great Debates (three years?! I need a life.) We are (mostly) anonymous debaters in GD, and the only way any discussion progresses therein is if there is at least a modicum of trust between the participants. **Chumpsky** repeatedly violated that trust, then did it again when he denied his misconduct even after it had been _proven._ Good riddance to him. Sua ---
**Author:** ![DreadCthulhu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/db5fbb/32.png) [@DreadCthulhu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DreadCthulhu)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2003, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-miss-chumpsky/160000/9 "2003-03-09T03:34:40Z")
Don’t say his name, he might hear you- trust me, I am an expert on evil beings from beyonds. ---
**Author:** ![Exgineer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a88e4f/32.png) [@Exgineer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exgineer)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2003, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-miss-chumpsky/160000/10 "2003-03-09T03:56:20Z")
Buddy, I did this a while ago. I did it for different reasons, but I did it anyhow. About **Chumpsky** , for crying out loud, and I’m ashamed of myself. It was a bad idea. I’m not going to link the thread, that’s how bad an idea it was. I got comments including terms like, “tempting fate” and “I don’t miss either one of them.” Those comments were all valid. I e-mailed the Moderators and asked them to close my thread. I suggest you do the same, because this ain’t going anywhere good. ---
**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2003, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-miss-chumpsky/160000/11 "2003-03-09T04:52:17Z")
No, don’t close this thread. I find it amusing that ANYONE can miss that guy. You know, I really do miss having a whipping boy around. ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2003, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-miss-chumpsky/160000/12 "2003-03-09T05:01:58Z")
I liked Chumpsky. Posting Poindexter’s home address was genius. I miss the kid too. He was a little too moderate for my taste but he seemed like a good kid. ---
**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2003, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-miss-chumpsky/160000/13 "2003-03-09T05:07:36Z")
MODERATE?!?!?! Jesus Christ, dude, he couldn’t be any more lefty if he were a Communist! ---
**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2003, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-miss-chumpsky/160000/14 "2003-03-09T05:09:27Z")
Not that there’s anything wrong with Communists, mind you. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2003, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-miss-chumpsky/160000/15 "2003-03-09T05:17:28Z")
I’d rather have **Wildest Bill** appologize and come back. He was amusing. In small doses. ---
**Author:** ![Exgineer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a88e4f/32.png) [@Exgineer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exgineer)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2003, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-miss-chumpsky/160000/16 "2003-03-09T05:20:49Z")
**Airman** , you need to consider the possibility that **Diogenes** may be baiting you. Unlikely, I know, because he would never do anything like that, but you need to consider the possibility anyway. Of course, you never know what a self-satisfied arrogant son of a bitch is going to do. So just be careful.\* \*[sub]If he chooses pistols, insist on swords. I’ll coach you.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2003, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-miss-chumpsky/160000/17 "2003-03-09T05:25:42Z")
If you want the Chumpsky experience, just copy and paste a GD post from some other site. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Muad\_Dib](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/35a633/32.png) [@Muad\_Dib](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muad_Dib)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2003, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-miss-chumpsky/160000/18 "2003-03-09T05:47:02Z")
I am sorry **SuaSponte** , you misunderstand, I was speaking tounge-in-cheek there. Yes he did deserve to get pitted, and I am sorry that I did not do so myself. ---
**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2003, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-miss-chumpsky/160000/19 "2003-03-09T05:48:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Exgineer \* > \*\ ***Airman** , you need to consider the possibility that **Diogenes** may be baiting you. \*\* What? **Diogenes** , bait me? Nah. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2003, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-miss-chumpsky/160000/20 "2003-03-09T06:02:30Z")
**Airman** , I was kidding. Relax. 😉 [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-miss-chumpsky/160000.md?page=2)