# I missed my 500th post! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 3, 2000, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-missed-my-500th-post/18424 "2000-05-03T03:20:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2000, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-missed-my-500th-post/18424/1 "2000-05-03T03:20:43Z")
I cant believe that. Oh well no party this time. Thats alright at my 400th PERSONAL party that only [bl]I[/bl] was invited to Inky accused me of being a troll! Do I do trollish things? If so let me know and I will change. _sits crosslegged on the floor next to the keg and drinks out of the tap_ ---
**Author:** ![mega\_the\_roo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3da27b/32.png) [@mega\_the\_roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mega_the_roo)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2000, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-missed-my-500th-post/18424/2 "2000-05-03T03:27:38Z")
> [@](#): > > _sits crosslegged on the floor next to the keg and drinks out of the tap_ Why oh why, do I think that’s cute? ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2000, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-missed-my-500th-post/18424/3 "2000-05-03T03:51:04Z")
_one eyebrow up_ cute? Oh boy! _grins and rocks back and forth_ ---
**Author:** ![Osip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4491bb/32.png) [@Osip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Osip)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2000, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-missed-my-500th-post/18424/4 "2000-05-03T03:52:42Z")
Happy 500. I tried a celebrate with Osip for 100 fantastic forgetable posts. Pluto killed it DEAD! well, now that I have the spare booze mind if I join ya? maybe we can talk the ladys into a nice game of naked twister! ---
**Author:** ![mega\_the\_roo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3da27b/32.png) [@mega\_the\_roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mega_the_roo)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2000, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-missed-my-500th-post/18424/5 "2000-05-03T03:53:17Z")
And cuter yet, well, up till the whole rocking bit. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2000, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-missed-my-500th-post/18424/6 "2000-05-03T03:56:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > Happy 500. > well, now that I have the spare booze mind if I join ya? > \*\* NO! This ones mine! Your keg is in the corner with the others… its the one labled Osip. ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2000, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-missed-my-500th-post/18424/7 "2000-05-03T03:57:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > And cuter yet, well, up till the whole rocking bit. > > \*\* Oh boy… I bet you think I’m special now! _mutters_ …short bus special… ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2000, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-missed-my-500th-post/18424/8 "2000-05-03T04:05:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > Happy 500. > maybe we can talk the ladys into a nice game of naked twister! > \*\* Congrats, B\_Line! You can keep your keg, don’t worry. I don’t like beer anyway, so I’ll just have whatever else you got here. What are my choices? And, Osip, I might be interested. How do you play naked twister? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2000, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-missed-my-500th-post/18424/9 "2000-05-03T04:11:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > Congrats, B\_Line! You can keep your keg, don’t worry. I don’t like beer anyway, so I’ll just have whatever else you got here. What are my choices? > > And, Osip, I might be interested. How do you play naked twister? 😉 > \*\* I bet I can produce your favorite drink and snack… just name it! I have all this food left over from my 400th post non-party. _looks over his shoulder at purplebear and smiles while scraping the mold off a Ritz cracker with a butterknife._ ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2000, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-missed-my-500th-post/18424/10 "2000-05-03T04:39:06Z")
😃 I was just going to ask for a strawberry daquiri, frozen of course. On second thought, I’ll just have a glass of wine or an amaretto on the rocks. I’ll pass on the Ritz too, gotta watch my weight, you know. Thanks anyway. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2000, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-missed-my-500th-post/18424/11 "2000-05-03T05:52:11Z")
_trying to act suave and sophisticated_ Dont you worry about your weight… just let ME watch your figure for you! _floats a ritz cracker in your amaretto_ I made this special for you! ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2000, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-missed-my-500th-post/18424/12 "2000-05-03T06:02:42Z")
Thanks! I think. Happy 500th again! \ \ ::cough:: Woooooh! ---
**Author:** ![mega\_the\_roo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3da27b/32.png) [@mega\_the\_roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mega_the_roo)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2000, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-missed-my-500th-post/18424/13 "2000-05-03T06:06:18Z")
I thought this was supposed to be a missed your prior-pearling-post-party-pity-party, not cheesy lines on ritz crackers. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![pipefitter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/97f17d/32.png) [@pipefitter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pipefitter)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2000, 8:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-missed-my-500th-post/18424/14 "2000-05-03T08:13:10Z")
Congrats on number 500. I myself like mixed drinks. I’ll take a Long Island Iced Tea, please (I Like to get drunk faster). 🙂 Have anything good o go on those moldy ritz? How does your cheese look? The greener the better (can’t have enough penacillan (sp) you know). 🙂 You need to get more of the ladies out the to play the naked twister game. You just have purplebear right now, going to need more if you want this party exciting. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![ReservoirDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8edcca/32.png) [@ReservoirDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ReservoirDog)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2000, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-missed-my-500th-post/18424/15 "2000-05-03T14:26:19Z")
Dude, how could you miss it? You were sitting right there when it happened!