# I Missed You All and We Have a Suprise!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-missed-you-all-and-we-have-a-suprise/99061>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 19, 2002, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-missed-you-all-and-we-have-a-suprise/99061 "2002-03-19T16:53:46Z")\
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**Author:** ![Why\_A\_Duck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Why\_A\_Duck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Why_A_Duck)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2002, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-missed-you-all-and-we-have-a-suprise/99061/1 "2002-03-19T16:53:46Z")

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Ooh, the suspense is killing me!

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**Author:** ![Why\_A\_Duck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Why\_A\_Duck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Why_A_Duck)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2002, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-missed-you-all-and-we-have-a-suprise/99061/2 "2002-03-19T16:59:27Z")

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So  
This is what happens when you reply to a corrupt thread.

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**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2002, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-missed-you-all-and-we-have-a-suprise/99061/3 "2002-03-19T17:06:34Z")

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😕

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**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2002, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-missed-you-all-and-we-have-a-suprise/99061/4 "2002-03-19T17:12:22Z")

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Ack, you go away for a few months and forget how to post properly.

Anyhoo, the big suprise is:

**Damhna and I are going to have a baby!**

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2002, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-missed-you-all-and-we-have-a-suprise/99061/5 "2002-03-19T17:14:08Z")

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Given birth to the Invisible Man, I’d wager. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Serendipity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f17d59/32.png) [@Serendipity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Serendipity)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2002, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-missed-you-all-and-we-have-a-suprise/99061/6 "2002-03-19T17:14:42Z")

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Congrats, **Damhna** and **tatertot**! That’s smashing news. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Why\_A\_Duck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Why\_A\_Duck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Why_A_Duck)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2002, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-missed-you-all-and-we-have-a-suprise/99061/7 "2002-03-19T17:16:28Z")

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Woo-hoo! Congratulamations!

What is it with this place lately? Did Ed order the latest vBulletin with the special fertility option? I tell ya, I’m afraid to even look at my wife the wrong way these days.

It’s a Doper Baby Boom!

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**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2002, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-missed-you-all-and-we-have-a-suprise/99061/8 "2002-03-19T17:17:43Z")

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Congratulations!

So… you have a tater in the oven?

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**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2002, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-missed-you-all-and-we-have-a-suprise/99061/9 "2002-03-19T17:22:24Z")

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Great news **tater** 😃

We’ll have to wet the baby’s head at some stage.

Congrats to the two of you.

All the best

Peter

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**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2002, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-missed-you-all-and-we-have-a-suprise/99061/10 "2002-03-19T17:28:02Z")

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Springtime at the SDMB! Weddings! Engagements! Babies! Screwy threads! Exclamation points! It’s all too much!

Congratulations to **tater** and **Damhna**. That is wonderful, wonderful news.

🙂 🙂 🙂

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**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2002, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-missed-you-all-and-we-have-a-suprise/99061/11 "2002-03-19T17:34:15Z")

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Great news, Tate!

Uh, Yojimbo, does a Doper baptism involve beer?

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**Author:** ![Tranquilis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tranquilis/32/3639_2.png) [@Tranquilis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tranquilis)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2002, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-missed-you-all-and-we-have-a-suprise/99061/12 "2002-03-19T17:36:09Z")

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Babies!

I like babies!

Congrats!

That will be all. 😉

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**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2002, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-missed-you-all-and-we-have-a-suprise/99061/13 "2002-03-19T17:51:27Z")

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Wow—everyone having babies and getting married, and, ummm, doing other surprising stuff.

What the hell is this, Sweeps Week?

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**Author:** ![Cazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cazzle/32/75_2.png) [@Cazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cazzle)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2002, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-missed-you-all-and-we-have-a-suprise/99061/14 "2002-03-19T17:52:32Z")

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Woohoo!!

Congratulations!! Here’s to the safe arrival of the **tater** tot!

Cheers!

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**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2002, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-missed-you-all-and-we-have-a-suprise/99061/15 "2002-03-19T17:58:20Z")

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> \*Originally posted by dropzone \*
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> Uh, Yojimbo, does a Doper baptism involve beer?

It’s a Irish expression for going out for a pint to celebrate the good news. No beer goes near the actual baby 😉

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2002, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-missed-you-all-and-we-have-a-suprise/99061/16 "2002-03-19T18:03:01Z")

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Yay **tater**!

::does happy pregnant dance::

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2002, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-missed-you-all-and-we-have-a-suprise/99061/17 "2002-03-19T18:05:54Z")

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Dang, love and fertility all over the place!!!

Congrats, **tater**! And welcome back!

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**Author:** ![Globe-trotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cab0a1/32.png) [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2002, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-missed-you-all-and-we-have-a-suprise/99061/18 "2002-03-19T18:08:13Z")

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Congratulations to two of my favourite people! 🙂

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**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2002, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-missed-you-all-and-we-have-a-suprise/99061/19 "2002-03-19T18:28:34Z")

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and allow me to be among the first to offer up baby gift - there’s this dandy **toaster** that I seem to be missing…\*\*\*

Congrats all around, and welcome back!

\*\*\* never let it be said that I have a short, what’s that word???

oh yea, memory.  
😃

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**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2002, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-missed-you-all-and-we-have-a-suprise/99061/20 "2002-03-19T18:39:10Z")

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Woot…congrats Tater and Damhna…you rock…and I will have a Guiness tonight in your honour. 😃

Keith

P.S. Would the baby be a tatertottot?

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