# I moved your cheese. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 18, 2003, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-moved-your-cheese/219762 "2003-12-18T14:59:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Rico](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rico/32/3582_2.png) [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2003, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-moved-your-cheese/219762/41 "2003-12-19T06:24:16Z")
What a cheesy thread. ---
**Author:** ![wendyrules](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/85e7bf/32.png) [@wendyrules](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wendyrules)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2003, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-moved-your-cheese/219762/42 "2003-12-19T06:26:10Z")
Yeah, perhaps not quite _“matured”_ just yet! ---
**Author:** ![LorieSmurf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a587f6/32.png) [@LorieSmurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LorieSmurf)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2003, 7:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-moved-your-cheese/219762/43 "2003-12-19T07:42:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by wendyrules \* > \*\*_Now_ the cheese has gone all blue ‘n’ mouldy ☹ \*\* /encino man/ “el queso es viejo y petrido” \encino man\ ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2003, 7:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-moved-your-cheese/219762/44 "2003-12-19T07:46:10Z")
Is that why my fingers are cold? I could sense you moving my cheese even whilst I was in the shower! ---
**Author:** ![gouda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c77e96/32.png) [@gouda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gouda)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2003, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-moved-your-cheese/219762/45 "2003-12-19T13:27:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mlerose \* > \*\*Yeah, but I grabbed your gouda, and I’m NOT GIVING IT BACK. > > So nyuh. \*\* Eh? Say what? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![DrMemory](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/977dab/32.png) [@DrMemory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrMemory)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2003, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-moved-your-cheese/219762/46 "2003-12-19T13:33:10Z")
Cheese it, THE COPS… ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2003, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-moved-your-cheese/219762/47 "2003-12-19T13:51:24Z")
The cheese I have for you, my dear Is real and very new – Frank Zappa - Duke of Prunes … Cheesy, cheesy. [http://www.lyricsfreak.com/f/frank-zappa/56790.html](http://www.lyricsfreak.com/f/frank-zappa/56790.html) ---
**Author:** ![Kwaheeijy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b38774/32.png) [@Kwaheeijy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kwaheeijy)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2003, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-moved-your-cheese/219762/48 "2003-12-19T14:07:52Z")
Get that cheese to sickbay! ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2003, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-moved-your-cheese/219762/49 "2003-12-19T14:34:39Z")
You know, dogs love cheese… ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2003, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-moved-your-cheese/219762/50 "2003-12-19T14:56:53Z")
When come back, bring cheese. Ah, they’re 1920’s style death cheeses! ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2003, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-moved-your-cheese/219762/51 "2003-12-19T15:38:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Gadfly \* > \*\*To the crisper. \*\* Just a minute, let me look that up … ah. OK, my response is: “The Eagle Flies at Midnight. Repeat: The Eagle Flies at Midnight”. Hold on … or is that “The Eagle’s Fly is Mid-Nigh.” Darn it, I’ll have to get back to you on this … ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2003, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-moved-your-cheese/219762/52 "2003-12-19T16:05:37Z")
In an earlier thread someone quipped: _What a friend we have in cheeses._ I wish I could remember who it was but my brain’s been moved to the crisper. ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2003, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-moved-your-cheese/219762/53 "2003-12-19T16:25:10Z")
It’s only a gouda-edam piece of cheese, briethe deeply, lucern up. Ain’t jack reason to be stilton about this subject. ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2003, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-moved-your-cheese/219762/54 "2003-12-20T03:59:52Z")
Do intellectuals eat head cheese? ---
**Author:** ![BellaDellaItalia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/fbc32d/32.png) [@BellaDellaItalia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BellaDellaItalia)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2003, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-moved-your-cheese/219762/55 "2003-12-20T04:19:55Z")
Now lemme tell you about the birds and the cheese… ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2003, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-moved-your-cheese/219762/56 "2003-12-20T05:17:37Z")
Who’s a feta the brie bad whey? ---
**Author:** ![wendyrules](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/85e7bf/32.png) [@wendyrules](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wendyrules)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2003, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-moved-your-cheese/219762/57 "2003-12-20T06:02:03Z")
… where there’s a will there’s a whey… ---
**Author:** ![Gadfly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/aeb1de/32.png) [@Gadfly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadfly)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2003, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-moved-your-cheese/219762/58 "2003-12-20T06:16:07Z")
Smoked cheese. Umbrellas! ---
**Author:** ![danixa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5daacb/32.png) [@danixa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danixa)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2003, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-moved-your-cheese/219762/59 "2003-12-20T06:22:42Z")
All your cheese are belong to us. ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2003, 8:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-moved-your-cheese/219762/60 "2003-12-20T08:17:50Z")
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