# I must be guilty of something **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 11, 2015, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-must-be-guilty-of-something/712373 "2015-02-11T05:52:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2015, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-must-be-guilty-of-something/712373/61 "2015-02-15T02:58:38Z")
> [@kopek](#): > > Staying with popes and priests Jackson started, I was playing the religious angle – the crucifix? Kids sucks at math, parents send him to catholic school, grades jump to all A’s. Was it the skill of the nuns? Nah - first time he saw the guy nailed to the + sign he knew they weren’t screwing around. > > Sorry – at the time I posted it, it was perfectly clear. Of course, so was the alcohol. :smack: 😃 I’ve heard that one and in retrospect it all makes perfect sense! ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2015, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-must-be-guilty-of-something/712373/62 "2015-02-15T16:03:56Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > 😃 I’ve heard that one and in retrospect it all makes perfect sense! Which is either an endorsement of drunk-posting or drunk-reading or both. I may have to pop some tall boys and ponder that. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![brujaja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@brujaja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brujaja)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2015, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-must-be-guilty-of-something/712373/63 "2015-02-17T12:02:22Z")
Ha ha, I’ve been worried about exactly this kind of thing, because a defunct roommate left us with a long deep pile of crap when he moved out, among which was a pretty serviceable little student violin which I thought I would donate to the junior high school where my own kid studied violin. I figured that I would have to go in person without the violin, meet the music teacher, explain about the donation, and THEN come back with the violin. Because, yannow, suspicious-looking pink-haired chick shows up at public school with a VIOLIN CASE!!! :eek::eek::eek: ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2015, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-must-be-guilty-of-something/712373/64 "2015-02-17T14:35:14Z")
> [@doorhinge](#): > > Maybe you haven’t heard the stories of disgruntled, sociopathic, monsters bringing bombs, and bullets, into schools? What were you doing in the teachers’ lounge? Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![Fubaya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@Fubaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fubaya)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2015, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-must-be-guilty-of-something/712373/65 "2015-02-17T16:49:49Z")
Maybe it wasn’t suspicion, maybe their looks were “Can you believe this person waltzed in a side door and started sticking their head in classrooms instead of coming in the front and going to the office?” ---
**Author:** ![doorhinge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a5b964/32.png) [@doorhinge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/doorhinge)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2015, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-must-be-guilty-of-something/712373/66 "2015-02-17T18:02:58Z")
> [@Shodan](#): > > What were you doing in the teachers’ lounge? > > Regards, > Shodan Smokin’ 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Kimballkid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b5a626/32.png) [@Kimballkid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimballkid)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2015, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-must-be-guilty-of-something/712373/67 "2015-02-17T21:20:40Z")
Isn’t that what the Boy’s Room is for? ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2015, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-must-be-guilty-of-something/712373/68 "2015-02-17T21:27:29Z")
> [@brujaja](#): > > Because, yannow, suspicious-looking pink-haired chick shows up at public school with a VIOLIN CASE!!! :eek::eek::eek: Yannow, if Melanie Griffith had made that movie, I would have gone to see it? 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-must-be-guilty-of-something/712373.md?page=3)