# I must be the first one up MMP **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [November 2, 2015, 11:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-must-be-the-first-one-up-mmp/736407 "2015-11-02T11:31:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2015, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-must-be-the-first-one-up-mmp/736407/181 "2015-11-07T03:51:06Z")
> [@Sahirrnee](#): > > I’m sure this will have Flytrap’s head spinning > > For lunch I had four mini reece’s cups, then for pre-dinner I had Larry’s mashed potatoes with cheddar cheese, fresh from the freezer and nuked for 4.5 minutes. > For dinner I had an apple and a pack of toast chee crackers with reduced fat peanut butter, 6 grams of protein. > Now I am having Nissin cup noodles, beef flavor. Enough sodium in one serving to last a week. I eat part of it and then add extra water. Jesus Christ, can you people not _cook_? ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2015, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-must-be-the-first-one-up-mmp/736407/182 "2015-11-07T04:04:12Z")
Canes lose again, which means they have lost every game I’ve wathced this year. I hope it’s not me. > [@Spiderman](#): > > Something’s wrong! I wanted some [Ting Wong](http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/the-insider/Ting-Wong-closes-to-reopen-Chinatown-Phila.html#disqus_threadVis) for dinner but now I’ll have to come up with something else. So your dinner plans went Wong? Yay for **DH** being home, **gotti**! > [@kopek](#): > > I wonder what kind of food he’ll be having at the tailgate? 😉 I had a yeasty barley gazpacho\*😃 \*Beer. I had Yuengling at tailgate ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2015, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-must-be-the-first-one-up-mmp/736407/183 "2015-11-07T04:37:00Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > Folks who eat really gross stuff should spoiler their menus as a public service. > :dubious: > [@Spiderman](#): > > Thank you all for you detailed dinners (& lunches & breakfasts, too). It means so much to me that we can collectively band together, one-for-all & all-for-one-style… > > …just to piss off **flytrap**! 😃🆒🙂 I’m confused now ---- so should I spoiler or not spoiler the fact that I have a bag of lamb testicles I hope to grill this week? 😃 > [@dogbutler](#): > > \*Beer. I had Yuengling at tailgate You still could have provided excruciating details describing the containers, cooler and stuff. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Seanette](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/seanette/32/9139_2.png) [@Seanette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seanette)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2015, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-must-be-the-first-one-up-mmp/736407/184 "2015-11-07T04:40:32Z")
> [@anyrose](#): > > Tonight, I am eating garlic grilled white meat chicken with penne pasta and creamy mozzarella cheese in a tomato basil sauce. > > It’s perfectly seasoned grilled white meat chicken married with al dente penne pasta and mozzarella cheese in a robust tomato basil sauce that is sure to become a favorite in my dining room That sounds wonderful. 🙂 I’m debating between Campbell’s Italian Wedding Soup or Stouffer’s Cheddar Potato Bake for dinner. Either way, there will be chocolate chip cookies (store bakery). Hey, I’m a working student, I don’t have a lot of time to cook! 🙂 Besides, that batch of tuna casserole a couple of days ago really wasn’t all that good. ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2015, 11:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-must-be-the-first-one-up-mmp/736407/185 "2015-11-07T11:03:17Z")
Up, caffeinated, off to work. Hockey after work. ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2015, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-must-be-the-first-one-up-mmp/736407/186 "2015-11-07T11:51:28Z")
> [@Seanette](#): > > That sounds wonderful. 🙂 You, too, can enjoy it, anytime you’d like [http://www.villabertolli.com/products/bertolli-chicken-margherita](http://www.villabertolli.com/products/bertolli-chicken-margherita) :D:D:D:D ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2015, 12:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-must-be-the-first-one-up-mmp/736407/187 "2015-11-07T12:00:03Z")
Higgs was being a brat again at 4AM, but she really, really did have to go pee and poo, so I guess it was OK. Then we (Higgs, Taz, and I) all settled on the recliner to snooze, which worked fine till 6:30 when Higgs decided it was time to eat, dammit, and literally got in my face. So she’s been fed and the dishwasher has been loaded and I’m surfing till the rest of the fambly gets up. If it rained overnight, it wasn’t much, but it’s overcast and dreary out. Today’s plans include trash and recycle disposal, getting Higgs a pedicure, and making a beef stew for supper. Beyond that, who knows… So, Happy Saturday. _\_ ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2015, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-must-be-the-first-one-up-mmp/736407/188 "2015-11-07T12:28:29Z")
Good Mornin’ Y’all! Up and caffeinatin’. _YAWN_ ‘Tis 68 Amurrkin out and cloudy with a predicted high of 84 and rain/tstorms/apocalypse this afternoon, tonight, and tomorrow. We shall see. Also, we will have a cool down this comin’ up week. Highs in the 60s even. Today’s plans include well, nuttin’ so far. I may make a run to the sto’. We will have chili/cheese/slaw dawgs for N.O.L. cause I have a gnawin’ and a cravin’. OK, that’s all I got for now. I need more caffeine and rumbly tummy, like **Higgs** , is demandin’ to be fed. Happy Sattidy Y’all! ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2015, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-must-be-the-first-one-up-mmp/736407/189 "2015-11-07T13:54:37Z")
> [@kopek](#): > > I’m confused now ---- so should I spoiler or not spoiler the fact that I have a bag of lamb testicles I hope to grill this week? 😃 Lambs have testicles? :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![missred](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/missred/32/14096_2.png) [@missred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missred)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2015, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-must-be-the-first-one-up-mmp/736407/190 "2015-11-07T14:50:28Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > Lambs have testicles? :dubious: Only the boys. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2015, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-must-be-the-first-one-up-mmp/736407/191 "2015-11-07T16:23:17Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > Lambs have testicles? :dubious: Lambs _had_ testicles. Now, **ruble** _has_ them. Oooh, a Mumper sing-along… ♪ \ ***Ru-ble** has some little lamb testicles some little lamb testicles some little lamb testicles He’s hoping to grill 'em up grill 'em up grill 'em up & serve 'em up with \__**(?)**_ \* ♪♫ 😃 ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2015, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-must-be-the-first-one-up-mmp/736407/192 "2015-11-07T16:37:54Z")
Started raining here last evening and kept up through the night, so the soccer tournament was postponed until next weekend; so I got to sleep in until 8am today, and with rain and more rain forecast, I plan to do as little as possible, outside of getting myself fed here in a couple of minutes. It’s good to have a lazy Saturday for once. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2015, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-must-be-the-first-one-up-mmp/736407/193 "2015-11-07T16:39:01Z")
Howdy Y’all! Grocery shoppin’ has been accomplished. Go Us! Chikin tenders are on sale so we got a bunch of packages. All except one are in da freezer. That package is marinatin’ in Eyetalian dressin’ and shall be for dindin, which will be grilled chikin sallit and garlic bread sticks. **Spidey** that song is beautiful! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2015, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-must-be-the-first-one-up-mmp/736407/194 "2015-11-07T16:51:22Z")
Beef is simmering with onions and 'maters in broth and wine. Veggies will be added eventually… Supper will be yum! ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2015, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-must-be-the-first-one-up-mmp/736407/195 "2015-11-07T16:51:55Z")
> [@missred](#): > > Only the boys. 😃 Would they be descended in a lamb? It is difficult to sex kittens, for example. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2015, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-must-be-the-first-one-up-mmp/736407/196 "2015-11-07T16:53:41Z")
> [@FairyChatMom](#): > > Beef is simmering with onions and 'maters in broth and wine. Veggies will be added eventually… Supper will be yum! There you go with the food again. Why not call it “The Monday Morning Pie Hole Post”? :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2015, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-must-be-the-first-one-up-mmp/736407/197 "2015-11-07T17:05:06Z")
> [@Spiderman](#): > > Lambs _had_ testicles. Now, **ruble** _has_ them. > Oooh, a Mumper sing-along… > ♪ \ ***Ru-ble** has some little lamb testicles > some little lamb testicles > some little lamb testicles > He’s hoping to grill 'em up > grill 'em up > grill 'em up > & serve 'em up with \__**(?)**_ \* ♪♫ > 😃 You got some balls posting that. 😃 > [@carnivorousplant](#): > > Would they be descended in a lamb? It is difficult to sex kittens, for example. [https://w](https://w)[ww.youtube.com/watch?v=klWeg2VDNPE](http://ww.youtube.com/watch?v=klWeg2VDNPE) (It’s from Dirty Jobs but your workplace could be fussy) ---
**Author:** ![WildBlueYonder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ce7236/32.png) [@WildBlueYonder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildBlueYonder)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2015, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-must-be-the-first-one-up-mmp/736407/198 "2015-11-07T17:41:21Z")
Nap time yet? Dinner? what’s that? I’ll be napping instead feels like a Sunday ---
**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2015, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-must-be-the-first-one-up-mmp/736407/199 "2015-11-07T18:08:13Z")
Happy Saturday! It’s sreary, damp, and cloudy outside. Looks like the warm days are over as the temps drop into the 50’s. I can’t believe I slept in til 11 this morning. I still have a blurf going on. This is Sah-son’s musical assignment for this week [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hX6dm-spdFI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hX6dm-spdFI) From the foreign language and the setting you’d never guess the song is about a cricket [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylaSLdwcr7c](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylaSLdwcr7c) ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2015, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-must-be-the-first-one-up-mmp/736407/200 "2015-11-07T18:52:46Z")
N.O.L. has been ingested. Chili/cheese/onion/slaw dawgs. Belch and fart fest is currently in session. 😃 So, after we et, OYKW announced to me that he had looked at the ads from the Pubic sto’ (we didn’t go there this mornin’) and Pubic has jumbo shrimpies peeled and deveined for $9.99/lb., plus as always they will steam ‘em for you for free. I said that I assume that will mean you are goin’ to the Pubic sto’, cause I sure ain’t. So he did. We now have shrimpies, thus dindin will be shrimp and grilled chikin sallit. Though personally I will eat the chikin on the sallit and have shrimpies on the side with tartar sauce. YUM! I feel a nappy poo comin’ on. Laterz! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-must-be-the-first-one-up-mmp/736407.md?page=9) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-must-be-the-first-one-up-mmp/736407.md?page=11)