# I must confess ... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 3, 2008, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-must-confess/443849 "2008-04-03T21:11:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2008, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-must-confess/443849/1 "2008-04-03T21:11:00Z")
I desire to get my freak on. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2008, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-must-confess/443849/2 "2008-04-03T21:12:47Z")
Hey, welcome back, bud. Last I remember you were saying goodbye and going off into the sunset. Glad to see your freak is back! ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2008, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-must-confess/443849/3 "2008-04-03T21:19:23Z")
recidivism … I has it. And a plate of crumpets with rawzbry jamz. Want one? Got a pot of Earl Grey to get juggy widdit. Anyone for crumpets & tea? ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2008, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-must-confess/443849/4 "2008-04-03T21:22:41Z")
You have a desire to get your freak on? To get your freak on? Get your get your get your get your get your freak on? ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2008, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-must-confess/443849/5 "2008-04-03T21:30:10Z")
[QUOTE=Inigo Montoya] recidivism … I has it. And a plate of crumpets with rawzbry jamz. Want one? Got a pot of Earl Grey to get juggy widdit. Anyone for crumpets & tea? [/QUOTE] Oh, THAT freak. Breathe slowly, stay vertical. ---
**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2008, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-must-confess/443849/6 "2008-04-03T21:42:10Z")
My recomendation is to get up, get on up. Then get down, get down. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2008, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-must-confess/443849/7 "2008-04-03T21:46:40Z")
[QUOTE=Lemur866] My recomendation is to get up, get on up. Then get down, get down. [/QUOTE] Well, get down tonight, babe, that’s for sure. ---
**Author:** ![Omegaman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e480ec/32.png) [@Omegaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omegaman)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2008, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-must-confess/443849/8 "2008-04-03T21:47:44Z")
I thought you were going to be on about that juffo wup stuff again. Shouldn’t you be installing that Northstar V8 in your ride, now that you’ve got a new one? And no, I’m not turgid. ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2008, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-must-confess/443849/9 "2008-04-03T21:57:44Z")
Juffo-Wup fills in my fibers and I grow turgid. Freaky action ensues ---
**Author:** ![Omegaman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e480ec/32.png) [@Omegaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omegaman)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2008, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-must-confess/443849/10 "2008-04-04T01:19:23Z")
[QUOTE=Inigo Montoya] Juffo-Wup fills in my fibers and I grow turgid. Freaky action ensues [/QUOTE] Get a condom on that thing a.s.a.p.. I don’t know who’s in more danger, you or your partner. Hell, might be the whole damn planet for all I know. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2008, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-must-confess/443849/11 "2008-04-04T01:20:47Z")
Did you bring pie? _ducks and runs_ ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2008, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-must-confess/443849/12 "2008-04-04T02:34:02Z")
[QUOTE=Inigo Montoya] recidivism … I has it. And a plate of crumpets with rawzbry jamz. Want one? Got a pot of Earl Grey to get juggy widdit. Anyone for crumpets & tea? [/QUOTE] Me! Me! (and welcome back) ---
**Author:** ![Ruby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@Ruby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruby)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2008, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-must-confess/443849/13 "2008-04-04T04:49:12Z")
Welcome back, Inigo. While you were gone, Buttercup ran off with Fezzik and Miracle Max came out of the closet to announce his relationship with Westley (he is rather pretty, doncha think?). Just don’t leave us again, k? ---
**Author:** ![brujaja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@brujaja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brujaja)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2008, 10:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-must-confess/443849/14 "2008-04-04T10:28:14Z")
Yes, welcome back. I’ve been pining. In a “you have no idea who the hell I am cause I just got here” kind of way. In my many months of poverty/ lurking, I always liked your posts. ---
**Author:** ![Shecky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/85e7bf/32.png) [@Shecky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shecky)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2008, 11:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-must-confess/443849/15 "2008-04-04T11:31:44Z")
Don’t just stand there, BUST A MOVE! ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2008, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-must-confess/443849/16 "2008-04-04T13:45:50Z")
I hear that she’s the kind you don’t take home to mother. But when you arrive to her home, she _does_ have incense, wine and candles. It’s _such_ a freaky scene. ---
**Author:** ![Ichbin\_Dubist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/51bf81/32.png) [@Ichbin\_Dubist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ichbin_Dubist)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2008, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-must-confess/443849/17 "2008-04-04T15:35:34Z")
The downstroke is the stroke for which you must get up. And that goes for everybody. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2008, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-must-confess/443849/18 "2008-04-04T16:10:40Z")
Get your freak out of my yard! ---
**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2008, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-must-confess/443849/19 "2008-04-04T16:28:32Z")
that my loneliness Is killing me noooowowow Don’t you **know** I stiiillll belieeeve ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2008, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-must-confess/443849/20 "2008-04-04T16:36:18Z")
I see a gong and, suddenly, I am compelled to bang it. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-must-confess/443849.md?page=2)