# I must pass this on to any fellow Tina Fey freaks

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [December 16, 2003, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-must-pass-this-on-to-any-fellow-tina-fey-freaks/219384 "2003-12-16T20:24:15Z")\
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**Author:** ![Mal\_Adroit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df788c/32.png) [@Mal\_Adroit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mal_Adroit)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2003, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-must-pass-this-on-to-any-fellow-tina-fey-freaks/219384/1 "2003-12-16T20:24:15Z")

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[http://www.tinafey.net/](http://www.tinafey.net/)

Don’t know if it’s the only one, as advertised, but it’s certainly got her best stuff up there.

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**Author:** ![Hugh\_Jass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/4da419/32.png) [@Hugh\_Jass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hugh_Jass)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2003, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-must-pass-this-on-to-any-fellow-tina-fey-freaks/219384/2 "2003-12-16T23:48:30Z")

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Mmmmmmm Tina Fey.

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**Author:** ![Baggins111](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9fc29f/32.png) [@Baggins111](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baggins111)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2003, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-must-pass-this-on-to-any-fellow-tina-fey-freaks/219384/3 "2003-12-17T00:37:39Z")

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Thanks! I loves me some Tina Fey.

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**Author:** ![HoviBaby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e4f/32.png) [@HoviBaby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HoviBaby)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2003, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-must-pass-this-on-to-any-fellow-tina-fey-freaks/219384/4 "2003-12-17T02:24:09Z")

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Ohh sweet Jesus, thank you. I thought I was the only one on the planet with a thing for Tina Fey.

By the way, who else here is incredibly attracted to Martha Stewart or Carol Channing??!!

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**Author:** ![Brad\_Pittiful](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b3f665/32.png) [@Brad\_Pittiful](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brad_Pittiful)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2003, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-must-pass-this-on-to-any-fellow-tina-fey-freaks/219384/5 "2003-12-17T02:31:34Z")

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tina fey has teh hotness

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**Author:** ![bienville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@bienville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bienville)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2003, 11:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-must-pass-this-on-to-any-fellow-tina-fey-freaks/219384/6 "2003-12-17T11:45:55Z")

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This is the first time I’ve ever seen a fan site get name-claim. What happens if Tina Fey wants an “Official” site?

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**Author:** ![SolGrundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbce88/32.png) [@SolGrundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SolGrundy)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2003, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-must-pass-this-on-to-any-fellow-tina-fey-freaks/219384/7 "2003-12-17T12:38:45Z")

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> \*Originally posted by HoviBaby \*  
> **Ohh sweet Jesus, thank you. I thought I was the only one on the planet with a thing for Tina Fey.**

Where’ve you been? Tina Fey has been the imaginary girlfriend of so many of us for so long it’s almost played out. (Which is just as well, since she _will_ be mine.) They even made a joke about it on the episode Elijah Wood hosted – Gollum makes a joke about how nobody likes the cast except for Tina Fey.

For me, it was her description of the Hugh Hefner photo.

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**Author:** ![karomon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f07891/32.png) [@karomon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/karomon)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2003, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-must-pass-this-on-to-any-fellow-tina-fey-freaks/219384/8 "2003-12-17T13:13:43Z")

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> \*Originally posted by bienville \*  
> \*\*This is the first time I’ve ever seen a fan site get name-claim. What happens if Tina Fey wants an “Official” site? \*\*

For all we know, this _is_ her official site.

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**Author:** ![Mal\_Adroit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df788c/32.png) [@Mal\_Adroit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mal_Adroit)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2003, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-must-pass-this-on-to-any-fellow-tina-fey-freaks/219384/9 "2003-12-17T13:28:34Z")

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> \*Originally posted by SolGrundy \*  
> \*\*For me, it was her description of the Hugh Hefner photo. \*\*

Same here. Though from a turn-on standpoint, it’d probably be the first time I heard her say _cooter._ :o

Another favorite:

“Prostitutes in Lyons, France sent a fax to the government to complain that they are losing business to Eastern European women who are protected by the Albanian mafia. Okay, first of all, how rough-looking are these French prostitutes that all their customers are running to the Albanians? Secondly, why did they send a fax, and from whence? Do they have a fax machine in the whorehouse, or did they all trundle down to Kinko’s - “You fax these, I’ll let you shave me.” Thirdly, how come French whores know how to work a fax machine, but every time I try to use it, I hit Powersave, or I forget to dial 9… This just proves what my boyfriend always says - that I am dumber than a French whore. Back to you, Jimmy!”

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**Author:** ![Labdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/439d5e/32.png) [@Labdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labdad)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2003, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-must-pass-this-on-to-any-fellow-tina-fey-freaks/219384/10 "2003-12-17T14:19:28Z")

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There was a terrific profile of Tina in _The New Yorker_ a few weeks ago. For those who missed it, here’s a [link](http://newyorker.com/fact/content/?031103fa_fact).

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**Author:** ![pokey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ebca7d/32.png) [@pokey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pokey)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2003, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-must-pass-this-on-to-any-fellow-tina-fey-freaks/219384/11 "2003-12-17T16:11:34Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Moody Bastard \*  
> \*\*why did they send a fax, and from whence? \*\*

You know I always thought Tina Fey was a pure example of Bailey Quarters phenomenon but I just realized she also has a bit of the David Letterman factor (ie nerdy exterior combined with suggestion of very dirty secret sex life.) That’s why she can say things like “from whence” and sound sexy, adorable and smart instead of sounding like a renaissance fair asshole.

Once I figure out the secret of Tina Fey, I will steal her power and take over the world.

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**Author:** ![Sassafras\_Kid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c0e974/32.png) [@Sassafras\_Kid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sassafras_Kid)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2003, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-must-pass-this-on-to-any-fellow-tina-fey-freaks/219384/12 "2003-12-17T22:22:10Z")

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Not to ruin the goddess mythos around her, but has it ever been mentioned where the scar across her left cheek came from? Now everytime I see her, it’s “Must not look at the scar, must not look at the scar!”

PS: She’s still the funniest thing on a sub-par SNL year

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**Author:** ![Badtz\_Maru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e36b37/32.png) [@Badtz\_Maru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Badtz_Maru)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2003, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-must-pass-this-on-to-any-fellow-tina-fey-freaks/219384/13 "2003-12-17T22:33:09Z")

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> \*Originally posted by HoviBaby \*  
> \*\*Ohh sweet Jesus, thank you. I thought I was the only one on the planet with a thing for Tina Fey.
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> By the way, who else here is incredibly attracted to Martha Stewart or Carol Channing??!! \*\*

Martha Stewart fan here…I think she’s pretty hot for her age, need to look up some older pics of her. I remember once her telling a story about how she showed up for one of her first jobs in an inappropriate micro-mini, and the mental image was stuck in my head for months.

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**Author:** ![Badtz\_Maru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e36b37/32.png) [@Badtz\_Maru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Badtz_Maru)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2003, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-must-pass-this-on-to-any-fellow-tina-fey-freaks/219384/14 "2003-12-17T22:43:42Z")

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Oh, and back on-topic…Tina Fey is mine, and you don’t want to have to fight me for her.

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**Author:** ![Spurious\_George](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/94ad74/32.png) [@Spurious\_George](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spurious_George)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2003, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-must-pass-this-on-to-any-fellow-tina-fey-freaks/219384/15 "2003-12-17T23:48:48Z")

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I think the scar is a pretty significant part of the sexy, but I don’t know from whence it came.

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**Author:** ![Peach](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/67e7ee/32.png) [@Peach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peach)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2003, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-must-pass-this-on-to-any-fellow-tina-fey-freaks/219384/16 "2003-12-18T00:20:35Z")

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I read in a interview awhile back that the scar was from a childhood accident but she doesn’t like to talk about it because its upsetting to her parents.

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**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2003, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-must-pass-this-on-to-any-fellow-tina-fey-freaks/219384/17 "2003-12-18T02:46:36Z")

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[More on the scar](http://www.bondcliff.net/content.mv?file=tinafey)

[Grim message board speculation](http://www.voy.com/86492/48.html)

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2003, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-must-pass-this-on-to-any-fellow-tina-fey-freaks/219384/18 "2003-12-18T02:50:15Z")

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> \*Originally posted by pokey \*  
> …That’s why she can say things like “from whence” and sound sexy, adorable and smart instead of sounding like a renaissance fair asshole.

Actually, some strict grammarians argue that “from whence” is redundant and incorrect. (Sorry, **Spurious George**.) But really, sometimes it’s those tiny imperfections that keep a guy interested. Very interested.
