# I must share --- I got married!!!

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-must-share-i-got-married/12493
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [January 3, 2000, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-must-share-i-got-married/12493 "2000-01-03T23:46:00Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![hardcore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@hardcore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardcore)
#### Post date: [January 3, 2000, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-must-share-i-got-married/12493/1 "2000-01-03T23:46:00Z")

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Just feel like telling everyone possible. My longtime (4 yrs) girlfriend and I met some friends in Vegas for New Year’s Eve, and we got married 1/1/2000 !!! Kind of a wedding and honeymoon all mixed together.

Not terribly earth-shattering… just something I have to share because of my happiness. Here’s hoping that everyone else can experience the joy I feel right now!

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### Author: ![BurnMeUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@BurnMeUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BurnMeUp)
#### Post date: [January 3, 2000, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-must-share-i-got-married/12493/2 "2000-01-03T23:47:00Z")

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Cool! Congrats!

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She caught your eye like one of those pointy hook latches that used to dangle from screen doors and would fly up whenever you banged the door open again.

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### Author: ![PurpleCrackwhore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc348/32.png) [@PurpleCrackwhore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurpleCrackwhore)
#### Post date: [January 3, 2000, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-must-share-i-got-married/12493/3 "2000-01-03T23:55:00Z")

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Thats incredible. Best wished to you!

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I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!

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### Author: ![PunditLisa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/4af34b/32.png) [@PunditLisa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PunditLisa)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2000, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-must-share-i-got-married/12493/4 "2000-01-04T00:54:00Z")

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Not earth-shattering? Marriage is one of the top 5 at least! At least, I HOPE! Good luck! 🙂

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### Author: ![Catrandom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7bcc69/32.png) [@Catrandom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catrandom)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2000, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-must-share-i-got-married/12493/5 "2000-01-04T00:57:00Z")

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Best wishes to you, hardcore! A long and happy life to you both.

Catrandom

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### Author: ![hardcore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@hardcore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardcore)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2000, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-must-share-i-got-married/12493/6 "2000-01-04T01:07:00Z")

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Thanks for the congrats and best wishes all. I certainly think it is earth-shattering for me, but hardly important to others.

But I had better spend less time with my mistress – the SDMB!

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### Author: ![Studi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Studi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Studi)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2000, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-must-share-i-got-married/12493/7 "2000-01-04T02:43:00Z")

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Congratulations.

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“What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?” --W.C. Fields

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### Author: ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2000, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-must-share-i-got-married/12493/8 "2000-01-04T03:28:00Z")

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May your luck with marriage exceed mine.

(That shouldn’t be too hard.)

Best wishes!

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### Author: ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2000, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-must-share-i-got-married/12493/9 "2000-01-04T03:48:00Z")

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Congratulations, hardcore. All the best to you and your lovely wife. But tell me, as a newlywed, how did you find time to sit and type on the keyboard for the announcement to us?

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### Author: ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2000, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-must-share-i-got-married/12493/10 "2000-01-04T05:10:00Z")

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Hey – congratulations, best wishes, and all that good stuff!

-Melin

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### Author: ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2000, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-must-share-i-got-married/12493/11 "2000-01-04T05:46:00Z")

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Congratulations, hardcore, and my commendations for figuring out a way to never forget your anniversary.

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### Author: ![Shadowfox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Shadowfox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadowfox)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2000, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-must-share-i-got-married/12493/12 "2000-01-04T05:49:00Z")

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## Congratulations! As a fellow newlywed (seven months and counting), may your marriage be blessed

Shadowfox  
“We are what we pretend to be.”

- Kurt Vonnegut

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### Author: ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2000, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-must-share-i-got-married/12493/13 "2000-01-04T06:11:00Z")

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Congratulations! But to echo skelton4947, what are you doing on the computer?

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Born O.K. the first time…

If you are born again, do you have two belly-buttons?

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### Author: ![Homer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df788c/32.png) [@Homer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homer)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2000, 8:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-must-share-i-got-married/12493/14 "2000-01-04T08:02:00Z")

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To paraphrase our beloved Ross, “Here’s to no divorces is 00!”

–Tim

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We are the children of the Eighties. We are not the first “lost generation” nor today’s lost generation; in fact, we think we know just where we stand - or are discovering it as we speak.

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### Author: ![hardcore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@hardcore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardcore)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2000, 9:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-must-share-i-got-married/12493/15 "2000-01-04T09:31:00Z")

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I have a DSL modem chip surgically implanted in my cerebrum so that I am always online…

Actually, I can sneak a few minutes in occasionally while she is sleeping. She hogs the computer a lot when she is awake.

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### Author: ![PunditLisa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/4af34b/32.png) [@PunditLisa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PunditLisa)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2000, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-must-share-i-got-married/12493/16 "2000-01-04T13:08:00Z")

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> She hogs the computer a lot when she is awake.

Yeah, you say that calmly NOW. Wait til you’ve been married ten years, then you’ll have a thread entitled, “Why won’t the bitch get off the freakin’ computer!? AM I ASKING TOO MUCH??”

🙂 Aaah, to be newlyweds again!

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### Author: ![omni-not](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8dc957/32.png) [@omni-not](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/omni-not)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2000, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-must-share-i-got-married/12493/17 "2000-01-04T13:35:00Z")

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Don’t you think it’s a bit early to want to share your wife? You just got married, for heaven’s sake!!

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### Author: ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2000, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-must-share-i-got-married/12493/18 "2000-01-04T13:54:00Z")

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Congrats and best wishes to hardcore and his lovely bride.

May they live long and prosper.

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A seminar on time travel will be held two weeks ago.

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### Author: ![David\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/51bf81/32.png) [@David\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/David_B)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2000, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-must-share-i-got-married/12493/19 "2000-01-04T15:29:00Z")

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Congrats, Hardcore! So when are you going to introduce her to the SDMB? 😉

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### Author: ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2000, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-must-share-i-got-married/12493/20 "2000-01-04T15:38:00Z")

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Hardcore,  
Congrats, and here’s my “marital advice” (no, not that kind). Don’t listen to the naysayers- they’re everywhere. You know the ones “It’s great NOW, but you just wait a few years”. It can be great, it can stay great. Always respect each other- it’s the key to it staying great 🙂  
Much happiness to you,  
Zette

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