# I need a band name. Seriously. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 13, 2003, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-band-name-seriously/207184 "2003-10-13T14:00:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-band-name-seriously/207184/41 "2003-10-13T22:11:22Z")
Incontinant Wallaby Possee. ---
**Author:** ![rockle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/73ab20/32.png) [@rockle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rockle)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-band-name-seriously/207184/42 "2003-10-13T22:28:14Z")
**Space Monkey Mafia** I always wanted to call a band that. Can I play kazoo? ---
**Author:** ![Black\_Train\_Song](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4da419/32.png) [@Black\_Train\_Song](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Black_Train_Song)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-band-name-seriously/207184/43 "2003-10-13T22:49:06Z")
Ugh, I posted a bunch but they didn’t show up so I’ll narrow it down for the hamsters… Fathered ego Feathered goon …two anagrams of your current name ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-band-name-seriously/207184/44 "2003-10-13T22:50:31Z")
Dixie Cocks? maybe not… Leaving Carolina Wing and a Prayer ---
**Author:** ![Mariemarie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/58f4c7/32.png) [@Mariemarie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mariemarie)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-band-name-seriously/207184/45 "2003-10-13T22:56:17Z")
Lunatic Fridge ---
**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-band-name-seriously/207184/46 "2003-10-13T23:07:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jeff Olsen \* > \*\*Drop the “ville” off your location. 😉 \*\* :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-band-name-seriously/207184/47 "2003-10-13T23:32:19Z")
**Chiquita Oak** **Nakedloder** **The Cuban Cigar Band** Just three names my friend 's band rejected. ---
**Author:** ![ChocolateJesus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7bcc69/32.png) [@ChocolateJesus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChocolateJesus)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-band-name-seriously/207184/48 "2003-10-13T23:36:54Z")
Rough Whiskey Rabbit Clear as Mud CJ ---
**Author:** ![psychomonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/dec6dc/32.png) [@psychomonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psychomonkey)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-band-name-seriously/207184/49 "2003-10-13T23:57:29Z")
Abe Lincoln and the Emancipators although Hi Opal does have agood ring to it. Or you could attract the stoner crowd and gor for High Opal. ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2003, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-band-name-seriously/207184/50 "2003-10-14T01:12:40Z")
Ya know… Chocolate Jesus or Plastic Jesus would be good. ---
**Author:** ![Avarie537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/48db29/32.png) [@Avarie537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Avarie537)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2003, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-band-name-seriously/207184/51 "2003-10-14T02:33:51Z")
If they’re gonna go with the Jesus theme, it should be **Rhinestone Jesus with a Ruby Loincloth**. ---
**Author:** ![Bill\_H](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a5b964/32.png) [@Bill\_H](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bill_H)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2003, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-band-name-seriously/207184/52 "2003-10-14T04:30:07Z")
Yanno, I would seriously consider **Bruce Daddy**. Especially with an addition. Like **Bruce Daddy and the Rodeo Clowns** , or **Bruce Daddy and the Horned Toads** , or **Bruce Daddy and the Straight Dope**. Etc. Good luck! ---
**Author:** ![TygerDralion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e19adc/32.png) [@TygerDralion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TygerDralion)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2003, 7:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-band-name-seriously/207184/53 "2003-10-14T07:30:54Z")
Stealing Daylight ---
**Author:** ![Stage\_Manager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stage_manager/32/7267_2.png) [@Stage\_Manager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stage_Manager)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2003, 7:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-band-name-seriously/207184/54 "2003-10-14T07:58:39Z")
Pustulent Toenails What!? ---
**Author:** ![Stage\_Manager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stage_manager/32/7267_2.png) [@Stage\_Manager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stage_Manager)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2003, 8:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-band-name-seriously/207184/55 "2003-10-14T08:04:01Z")
Or: A Long Piece of String Or: A Short Piece of String Or: A Piece of String Or: That Little Piece of String Between Her Legs Okay, okay, i’m going now… ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2003, 8:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-band-name-seriously/207184/56 "2003-10-14T08:09:45Z")
On the Chocolate Jesus theme: **Cherry Stigmata**. (Probably too punk, though) \*\*Thudmuffin Eeny Meeny Furbiscuits Zottilicious ;)\*\* ---
**Author:** ![tailake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/439d5e/32.png) [@tailake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tailake)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2003, 8:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-band-name-seriously/207184/57 "2003-10-14T08:23:57Z")
free beers ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2003, 10:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-band-name-seriously/207184/58 "2003-10-14T10:53:26Z")
Personnel Jesus. ---
**Author:** ![brainfizz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/da6949/32.png) [@brainfizz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brainfizz)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2003, 10:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-band-name-seriously/207184/59 "2003-10-14T10:59:50Z")
The long defunct band that we had in school was “ **Moist Adventure** ” which worked quite well. Feel free to try it! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2003, 11:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-band-name-seriously/207184/60 "2003-10-14T11:13:14Z")
\*\*Catmash Mitohypochondria Flibbage Them There Spelunk Hamsters on Wheels Whorticulture Eyespike Lemon Turd The Cereal Killers Chicken Licken Zipdriven The Polymaths Argh\*\* No, not a band name – I just can’t stop! Help me!.. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-band-name-seriously/207184.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-band-name-seriously/207184.md?page=4)