# I need a band name. Seriously. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 13, 2003, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-band-name-seriously/207184 "2003-10-13T14:00:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-band-name-seriously/207184/81 "2003-10-16T04:23:55Z")
Hardon The Beaver ---
**Author:** ![cletus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f08c70/32.png) [@cletus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cletus)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-band-name-seriously/207184/82 "2003-10-16T07:06:41Z")
**Sunny Side Up** **Cat Soup** **Beer is not a Sex Crime** (I like that one elfkin :)) ---
**Author:** ![Fish\_Cheer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fish_cheer/32/17179_2.png) [@Fish\_Cheer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fish_Cheer)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 10:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-band-name-seriously/207184/83 "2003-10-16T10:15:30Z")
**Peacock Readiness**. (stole it from [there](http://www.boxess.com/cbefore.htm)) ---
**Author:** ![Finnie\_the\_Pooh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aca169/32.png) [@Finnie\_the\_Pooh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Finnie_the_Pooh)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2003, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-band-name-seriously/207184/84 "2003-10-18T02:38:50Z")
**Cloning Jesus** ---
**Author:** ![Moo\_the\_Magic\_Cow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ebca7d/32.png) [@Moo\_the\_Magic\_Cow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moo_the_Magic_Cow)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2003, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-band-name-seriously/207184/85 "2003-10-18T06:47:53Z")
SOULNADO 10 second shopping spree at a 99 cent store black debbie Long Division the Moors of North West Africa 3 Savile Row turd ferguson NARF the brakes hoodelah hired goons nostalgia treadmill anniversary of what soup du jour Volume 17: Jet And Piston Engine Aeroplane the Tea Totallers Team Slack ignite the atmosphere we reserve the right to refuse service to anyone Prehensile Rectum No Dessert King Solomon’s pet horse, Herman ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2003, 7:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-band-name-seriously/207184/86 "2003-10-18T07:25:36Z")
**Cuntfunnel Your Mom’s Dildob** (note: this is the name of the fake band that I am in, and we decided on the name after I found a dildo under my mother’s bed) **Musky Scent** **Eaten Yellow Snow** And, if you REALLY want to pack the place: **No Cover Free Beer Topless Dancers** ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2003, 7:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-band-name-seriously/207184/87 "2003-10-18T07:26:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Superdude \* > \*\***Cuntfunnel > Your Mom’s Dildob** (note: this is the name of the fake band that I am in, and we decided on the name after I found a dildo under my mother’s bed) > **Musky Scent** > **Eaten Yellow Snow** > > And, if you REALLY want to pack the place: > > **No Cover > Free Beer > Topless Dancers** \*\* :smack: That _SHOULD_ be **Your Mom’s Dildo** ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2003, 9:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-band-name-seriously/207184/88 "2003-10-18T09:53:47Z")
**Linguini Bikini** ---
**Author:** ![wolf\_meister](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolf_meister/32/15202_2.png) [@wolf\_meister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolf_meister)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2003, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-band-name-seriously/207184/89 "2003-10-18T17:48:42Z")
**Gyrate** If \*\* linguini bikini\*\* does not get chosen as a band name, I’d sure like to see it as a fashion trend on beaches in the Summer of 2004 !!! ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2003, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-band-name-seriously/207184/90 "2003-10-18T17:54:58Z")
Mephisto’s Enema Wrong Size Wrench Plug and Play my Ass Lifter, Leg, and Poker Questionable Intentions Unread Miranda Change of Venue Licorice Clitoris ---
**Author:** ![Nimbokwezer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bcef8e/32.png) [@Nimbokwezer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nimbokwezer)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2003, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-band-name-seriously/207184/91 "2003-10-18T18:42:32Z")
Fatty Corpuscle & the Lymph Nodes? ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2003, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-band-name-seriously/207184/92 "2003-10-18T19:26:26Z")
If you have a woman in the band, **Mother, Jugs and Speed** might be good. Could have copyright problems with that one… \*\*The Noble Gases Bite Me The Julia Child Experience Fourth and One Hogmaw Dueling Tangeloes Wedge Adjustment Golden Brown and Delicious\*\* ---
**Author:** ![ParentalAdvisory](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/53a042/32.png) [@ParentalAdvisory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParentalAdvisory)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2003, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-band-name-seriously/207184/93 "2003-10-18T20:28:24Z")
FYM ---
**Author:** ![BarnOwl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e95f7d/32.png) [@BarnOwl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BarnOwl)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2003, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-band-name-seriously/207184/94 "2003-10-18T20:45:44Z")
Viscous Bleak Off-Centre or Al at the Shop ---
**Author:** ![BarnOwl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e95f7d/32.png) [@BarnOwl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BarnOwl)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2003, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-band-name-seriously/207184/95 "2003-10-18T20:53:14Z")
I hope you tell us the name you selected - and where you got it from! ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2003, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-band-name-seriously/207184/96 "2003-10-19T06:54:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Antiochus \* > \*\*I hope you tell us the name you selected - and where you got it from! \*\* “and from where you got it.” would be more agreeable to English pedants. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2003, 11:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-band-name-seriously/207184/97 "2003-10-19T11:02:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Antiochus \* > \*\*I hope you tell us the name you selected - and where you got it from! \*\* I think the winner is \*\*Your Mom’s Dildob \*\*. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-band-name-seriously/207184.md?page=4)