# I need a book with a happy ending

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-book-with-a-happy-ending/587051
**Category:** Cafe Society
**Created:** [June 27, 2011, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-book-with-a-happy-ending/587051 "2011-06-27T18:53:48Z")
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### Author: ![Mama\_Zappa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71e660/32.png) [@Mama\_Zappa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Zappa)
#### Post date: [June 30, 2011, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-book-with-a-happy-ending/587051/41 "2011-06-30T19:56:59Z")

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> [@Eleanor\_of\_Aquitaine](#):
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> That book is funny in places, but just because you know what’s coming doesn’t keep the ending from being terribly sad.  
> How about the [Amelia Peabody](http://www.amazon.com/Crocodile-Sandbank-Amelia-Peabody-Book/dp/0445406518/) mysteries? Murder and archaeology and romance in late 19th-century British-controlled Egypt. Ok, there is obviously a death in a murder mystery, but the books are lighthearted and funny and always have a happy ending.

Very true! The audiobooks (narrated by Barbara Rosenblat) are excellent; in fact I’ll get an audiobook just because she’s the narrator.

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Black Swan Green by David Mitchell is a good one. I think it was quite sad in places, though I can’t remember too much of the content… but the last few lines are just beautiful.

I haven’t cried about the divorce once. I’m not going to now.  
No \*bloody \*way am I crying! I’ll be fourteen in a few days.  
‘It’ll be all right ,’ Julia’s gentleness makes it worse, ‘in the end, Jace.’  
‘It doesn’t \*feel \*very all right.’  
‘That’s because it’s not the end.’

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### Author: ![Dangerosa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/22d042/32.png) [@Dangerosa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dangerosa)
#### Post date: [June 30, 2011, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-book-with-a-happy-ending/587051/43 "2011-06-30T21:07:11Z")

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I have been on a Georgette Heyer Regency Romance kick for a few years.

No one dies (well, in MOST of them no one dies - don’t go for Cousin Kate, which is dark). The girl gets the boy. Everything is very sweet. Try Grand Sophy or Cotillion which are both rather funny as well.

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### Author: ![Dangerosa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/22d042/32.png) [@Dangerosa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dangerosa)
#### Post date: [June 30, 2011, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-book-with-a-happy-ending/587051/44 "2011-06-30T21:11:12Z")

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> [@MsWhatsit](#):
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> Er, I believe it’s a reference to his time taking a French class when he was living in France. I don’t remember anything about a horrible motorcycle accident. Are you thinking of a different book or author?

Kevin Kling. The Dog Says How.

Both authors (Kling and Sedaris) are very funny, but can hit you upside the head with a “what the fuck?!” tragedy aspect as well.

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#### Post date: [June 30, 2011, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-book-with-a-happy-ending/587051/45 "2011-06-30T22:26:25Z")

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jsgoddess:

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> The Westing Game, by Ellen Raskin. A kid’s book, but if you haven’t read it, read it!

One of my favorite books of all time, but someone does die at the end.

You say you like non-fiction - if you like baseball, I’d recommend “Veeck as in Wreck” (autobiography of former owner/promoter Bill Veeck, who is in the Baseball Hall of Fame) and “Stolen Season” by David Lamb (a journalist take a year to travel across America and watch minor league baseball and re-connect with some of the heroes of his youth).

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#### Post date: [July 1, 2011, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-book-with-a-happy-ending/587051/46 "2011-07-01T01:35:40Z")

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> [@cmkeller](#):
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> jsgoddess:
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> One of my favorite books of all time, but someone does die at the end.

Daggone. Sorry, Brynda. The old memory ain’t what it used to be.

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#### Post date: [July 1, 2011, 11:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-book-with-a-happy-ending/587051/47 "2011-07-01T11:29:45Z")

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He had a continuing stream of novels featuring an inept gang of crooks, Dortmunder was the ringleader.

Also, the funniest science fiction 5 volume trilogy The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams

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### Author: ![xkit0katx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/50afbb/32.png) [@xkit0katx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xkit0katx)
#### Post date: [July 1, 2011, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-book-with-a-happy-ending/587051/48 "2011-07-01T13:00:28Z")

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_The Princess Bride_ And then go watch the movie 🙂

+1 on _The Phantom Tollbooth_, for awesome subtle humor.

_A Wrinkle in Time_ and the rest of that series always give me the warm fuzzies about the universe in general.

_Neverwhere_ by Neil Gaiman is creepy, twisty, funny and ends beautifully.  
Also _Coraline_, for the same reasons.

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#### Post date: [July 1, 2011, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-book-with-a-happy-ending/587051/49 "2011-07-01T13:06:29Z")

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> [@MsWhatsit](#):
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> Er, I believe it’s a reference to his time taking a French class when he was living in France. I don’t remember anything about a horrible motorcycle accident. Are you thinking of a different book or author?

I thought it had to do with speech lessons in school, the book opens with. Hysterical.

Not yet done yet, so could be wrong.

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Happy ending?

**Don’t** read The Children of Hurin.

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#### Post date: [July 1, 2011, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-book-with-a-happy-ending/587051/51 "2011-07-01T13:18:19Z")

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> [@WhyNot](#):
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> Well, I can’t exactly promise that no one dies, but it’s a 2000+ year old spoiler at this point. And this book always cheers me up: [Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ’s Childhood Pal](http://www.amazon.com/Lamb-Gospel-According-Christs-Childhood/dp/0380813815)

+1

Almost anything by Moore is going to be a good fit. Not **A Dirty Job** , save that for later, but anything else like and funny and happy.

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### Author: ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [July 1, 2011, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-book-with-a-happy-ending/587051/52 "2011-07-01T14:14:55Z")

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One of the greatest–To Kill A Mockingbird.

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#### Post date: [July 1, 2011, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-book-with-a-happy-ending/587051/53 "2011-07-01T15:25:45Z")

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> [@xkit0katx](#):
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> _Neverwhere_ by Neil Gaiman is creepy, twisty, funny and ends beautifully.

But quite a few people die and/or get tortured.

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> [@Rala](#):
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> But quite a few people die and/or get tortured.

Well yeah…but it all comes out alright in the end. Point taken though, that’s probably not what the OP is after.

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#### Post date: [July 1, 2011, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-book-with-a-happy-ending/587051/55 "2011-07-01T16:15:56Z")

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I also really like Carl Hiaasen. However LOTS of people die horrible (but funny and well deserved) deaths in his books.

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### Author: ![Brynda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e79b87/32.png) [@Brynda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brynda)
#### Post date: [July 1, 2011, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-book-with-a-happy-ending/587051/56 "2011-07-01T17:13:13Z")

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Isn’t it interesting how many deaths are part of fiction? I had a hard time finding books to read after my husband’s death. For a good year or so, I just couldn’t take anything with death or heartbreak or finding your one true love. Now that I am grieving my mom’s recent death, I am less sensitive, but still want escapist, light-hearted fiction.

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I recommend “The Ladies of Missalonghi” by Colleen McCullough. It’s short, light as dust bunnies and a really fun read.

A bit heavier, but still fun with a great ending is “The Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Pie Society” by Mary Ann Schaffer and Annie Barrows is one I’ve re-read a couple of times because it flows so well and ends so well.

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Terry Pratchett’s Discworld series is excellent but can require some brainwork to keep up with the satire. And while Death puts in several appearances, he is a pretty funny guy.

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#### Post date: [July 1, 2011, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-book-with-a-happy-ending/587051/59 "2011-07-01T23:26:25Z")

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I recommend “Hey Cowboy, Wanna Get Lucky?” the first novel by cowboy poet Baxter Black. Immediately after I finished it the first time, I read the entire book out loud to Mrs. Point. It was very hard to read because we were both laughing so hard.

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#### Post date: [July 2, 2011, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-book-with-a-happy-ending/587051/60 "2011-07-02T01:00:19Z")

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> [@JackGPoint](#):
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> I recommend “Hey Cowboy, Wanna Get Lucky?” the first novel by cowboy poet Baxter Black. Immediately after I finished it the first time, I read the entire book out loud to Mrs. Point. It was very hard to read because we were both laughing so hard.

I just added Baxter Black to my Amazon wish list - he was hilarious on NPR. And that reminded me of Jean Shepherd - whose writing inspired the movie “A Christmas Story”. Not novels, but funny stuff.

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