# I need a few good men... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 29, 2002, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-few-good-men/126184 "2002-08-29T22:46:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![elmwood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmwood/32/3060_2.png) [@elmwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elmwood)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2002, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-few-good-men/126184/21 "2002-09-01T06:51:38Z")
Notice that it was post #69 for Nichol. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2002, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-few-good-men/126184/22 "2002-09-01T16:54:12Z")
Yeah, but **punha** , you could stack your harem with guys and gals… everyone goes home happy! ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2002, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-few-good-men/126184/23 "2002-09-02T01:13:28Z")
I am honored, and somewhat frightened. I need comforting and stroking. Not to complain, but how did I get on this list? Frankly it’a a dream come true, except the part about haveing to share the “on deck circle” with a bunch of other guys. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2002, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-few-good-men/126184/24 "2002-09-02T04:20:02Z")
**dan** , precisely:) And I wouldn’t even have to be there, with the group I know, for them to have fun;) ---
**Author:** ![Nichol\_storm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Nichol\_storm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nichol_storm)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2002, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-few-good-men/126184/25 "2002-09-02T04:40:54Z")
**Yojimboguy** – what can I say? I couldn’t resist. You are every woman’s greatest fantasy. You are a Sun surrounded by lesser stars. The mere thought of you makes me collapse in a smoldering pile of estrogen. When you say “come”, I do. Could you deny me even the modest thrill of keeping you as my eternal slave of impossible delights? .:Nichol:. ---
**Author:** ![GopherGod72](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f0a364/32.png) [@GopherGod72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GopherGod72)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2002, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-few-good-men/126184/26 "2002-09-02T06:36:04Z")
whoa… go Yojimboguy!!! ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2002, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-few-good-men/126184/27 "2002-09-02T06:50:18Z")
::reminds pertinent parties that there is this wonderful thing called E-Mail through which things like “When you say ‘come’, I do.” can be bandied around without our poor mods having to read Yet Another Flirt Thread.:: Plus you can get a lot more graphic in email. Or, erm, other venues. [sub]You people who know what I’m talking about can shut the hell up:D[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2002, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-few-good-men/126184/28 "2002-09-02T12:57:13Z")
Okay then, let’s get this love slave thing rolling! Nicole, as a slave owner, you are responsible for my physical maintenance, so I will need a rent check from you before October. You get a month free, because I’ve already paid September’s rent. 🙂 The G-string and mask are cool for indoors, but my fair Irish skin needs protection from sunlight. So I will need an extensive outdoor wardrobe. I have a job. Do I quit? Am I moving to you or you to me? I looked at your profile, and you’re in Mississippi? That does explain your wish to have slaves! But it’s a hellhole. Come up to Wisconsin, I know it’s a Free State, but we’ll keep this slavery thing our little secret. And I will keep you warm, by body heat if necessary, during our long cold winters. Your other love slaves? I don’t know what you want to do about them. I alone am pretty high maintenance, so you may wish to sell them off and put all your eggs in the Yojimboguy basket. That’s my professional reccommendation. Please send me a pic, so I may recognize my Mistress of the Night when you appear at my door making sexual demands impossible (for other, lesser men) to fulfill. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-few-good-men/126184.md?page=1)