# I need a futuristic word for Prostitute/courtesan

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-futuristic-word-for-prostitute-courtesan/351284>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [April 4, 2006, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-futuristic-word-for-prostitute-courtesan/351284 "2006-04-04T17:26:46Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![DanBlather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f4b2a3/32.png) [@DanBlather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DanBlather)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2006, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-futuristic-word-for-prostitute-courtesan/351284/41 "2006-04-04T19:41:08Z")

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I think Heinlen used the term “Slot Machine” for robo-whores.

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**Author:** ![Mouse\_Maven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ac91a4/32.png) [@Mouse\_Maven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mouse_Maven)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2006, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-futuristic-word-for-prostitute-courtesan/351284/42 "2006-04-04T19:41:36Z")

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> [@Mouse\_Maven](#):
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> Oh! Oh! I got another one:
> 
> **Organism Donor**.

:smack: :smack:

I meant Orgasm Donor.

I need to get out of the lab more. . .

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2006, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-futuristic-word-for-prostitute-courtesan/351284/43 "2006-04-04T19:55:43Z")

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Spacewalker.

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**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2006, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-futuristic-word-for-prostitute-courtesan/351284/44 "2006-04-04T19:56:28Z")

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Orgasminator

Beaver-Bot

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**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2006, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-futuristic-word-for-prostitute-courtesan/351284/45 "2006-04-04T20:00:21Z")

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Interstellwhore? Too long…

Bedfellow if you’re a male hooker.

A crude name for a hook(quette?) could be a “spreader”.

A lucklady? You know, you’re just gonna get lucky?

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2006, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-futuristic-word-for-prostitute-courtesan/351284/46 "2006-04-04T20:02:05Z")

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[Austin]She’s like the village hoverplatform, baby…[/Austin]

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**Author:** ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2006, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-futuristic-word-for-prostitute-courtesan/351284/47 "2006-04-04T20:44:42Z")

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Joy-girl

Neo-geisha

Sexeteer

Servicer

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**Author:** ![rowrrbazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rowrrbazzle/32/414_2.png) [@rowrrbazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rowrrbazzle)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2006, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-futuristic-word-for-prostitute-courtesan/351284/48 "2006-04-04T20:49:13Z")

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> [@Mouse\_Maven](#):
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> Latin for postitute is _meretrix_. Its fun because its similar to dominitrix.

Meretrician.

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**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2006, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-futuristic-word-for-prostitute-courtesan/351284/49 "2006-04-04T20:59:33Z")

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“Woman of Negotiable Virtue”. Although Pratchett will probably be miffed if you use it.

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**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2006, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-futuristic-word-for-prostitute-courtesan/351284/50 "2006-04-04T21:11:06Z")

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Orgasmanaut  
Lucky sucky friend.  
Rent body  
Happy happy time girl  
Hentaika  
Corporate relaxation manager  
Stress relief specialis  
Executive toy

Furnature \<-- from Soylent Green

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**Author:** ![Dob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b2d939/32.png) [@Dob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dob)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2006, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-futuristic-word-for-prostitute-courtesan/351284/51 "2006-04-04T21:17:33Z")

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For a female hooker: MulLevidensis

For a male hooker: VirLevidensis

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**Author:** ![pinkfreud](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pinkfreud/32/17603_2.png) [@pinkfreud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pinkfreud)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2006, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-futuristic-word-for-prostitute-courtesan/351284/52 "2006-04-04T21:35:25Z")

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Asstronaut.

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**Author:** ![scr4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/59ef9b/32.png) [@scr4](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scr4)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2006, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-futuristic-word-for-prostitute-courtesan/351284/53 "2006-04-04T21:35:45Z")

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Some other innocuous words that may conceivably shift its meaning:

_Maid  
Nurse  
Maiden  
Entertainer  
Counselor  
Belle  
Lover_

It’s also possible that a particular feminine name becomes a generic term for prostitute, not unlike what happened to _Lolita_ and _Don Juan_.

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2006, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-futuristic-word-for-prostitute-courtesan/351284/54 "2006-04-04T21:41:33Z")

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> [@Mouse\_Maven](#):
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> :smack: :smack:
> 
> I meant Orgasm Donor.
> 
> I need to get out of the lab more. . .

It would work for a male hooker… 😃

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**Author:** ![ianzin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ed655f/32.png) [@ianzin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ianzin)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2006, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-futuristic-word-for-prostitute-courtesan/351284/55 "2006-04-04T23:31:14Z")

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Pleasurist.

Pleasuress.

Astronauty.

Roboho.

Freud Droid.

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**Author:** ![MacTech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MacTech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacTech)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2006, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-futuristic-word-for-prostitute-courtesan/351284/56 "2006-04-04T23:39:22Z")

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Pleasure GELF (Geneticaly Engineered Life Form)  
Tralk (from Farscape, most commonly used to refer to Chiana’s…“affectionate” nature 😉

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**Author:** ![galen\_ubal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/galen_ubal/32/4440_2.png) [@galen\_ubal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/galen_ubal)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2006, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-futuristic-word-for-prostitute-courtesan/351284/57 "2006-04-05T00:00:54Z")

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Hmmm…how about, make up a name completely, and introduce it through context, not explaining it at all. Or take a current word/name, and do it the same way. For example:

Mary was a good _rewo_; expensive, but she was good in bed and she listened well.  
or  
Mary was a good _bob_; expensive, but she was good in bed and she listened well.

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**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2006, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-futuristic-word-for-prostitute-courtesan/351284/58 "2006-04-05T00:16:24Z")

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In Heinlein’s _Time Enough for Love,_ the people of Tellus Secundus had revived the old Greek word “hetaira” for a high-class courtesan (such as Tamara).

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**Author:** ![photopat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e95f7d/32.png) [@photopat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/photopat)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2006, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-futuristic-word-for-prostitute-courtesan/351284/59 "2006-04-05T00:28:37Z")

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I don’t know why I didn’t think of this one before. :smack:  
The cybernetic sex workers are known as the

_Whorg!_

They give a whole new meaning to **ass** imilation. 😃

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2006, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-futuristic-word-for-prostitute-courtesan/351284/60 "2006-04-05T01:58:30Z")

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From Spider Robinson:

\*Artist. \*

Those using the services that an artist can provide are\* clients\*.

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