# I need a new fake name
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-new-fake-name/433838
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion
**Created:** [January 17, 2008, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-new-fake-name/433838 "2008-01-17T06:43:00Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@ForumBot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ForumBot)
#### Post date: [January 17, 2008, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-new-fake-name/433838/1 "2008-01-17T06:43:00Z")
My boss already laid claim to the best one I’ve ever heard–Nighttrain Calhoun. I will one-up him. I will move more with superior tau.
Bring it on.
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### Author:  [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)
#### Post date: [January 17, 2008, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-new-fake-name/433838/2 "2008-01-17T06:44:57Z")
[QUOTE=ForumBot]
My boss already laid claim to the best one I’ve ever heard–Nighttrain Calhoun. I will one-up him. I will move more with superior tau.
Bring it on.
[/QUOTE]
Rhett Dream–I always wanted that as my porno name. It hasn’t happened yet, so the name is yours.
SSG Schwartz
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### Author:  [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)
#### Post date: [January 17, 2008, 7:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-new-fake-name/433838/3 "2008-01-17T07:50:06Z")
Not exactly what you’re asking for, but my general rule of thumb when I need a fake name for privacy’s sake is to take a low-key politician’s name and tweak a couple of letters. For example, Julian Carson, or Fred Stevens, John Kyle, Karl Levine, David Ritter, etc.
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### Author:  [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)
#### Post date: [January 17, 2008, 8:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-new-fake-name/433838/4 "2008-01-17T08:24:55Z")
I’m pretty much finished with Crandall Spondular, if you want it.
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### Author:  [@wolf\_meister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolf_meister)
#### Post date: [January 17, 2008, 8:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-new-fake-name/433838/5 "2008-01-17T08:36:31Z")
How about **Elvis Earp**?
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### Author:  [@Sprockets](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sprockets)
#### Post date: [January 17, 2008, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-new-fake-name/433838/6 "2008-01-17T13:22:14Z")
Do the porn name thing. Your first name is the name of your first pet. Your surname is the name of the first street you lived on.
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### Author:  [@Barrington](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Barrington)
#### Post date: [January 17, 2008, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-new-fake-name/433838/7 "2008-01-17T15:10:19Z")
[QUOTE=Sprockets]
Do the porn name thing. Your first name is the name of your first pet. Your surname is the name of the first street you lived on.
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My first pet was a cat called Cleo. I’m a man. It just wouldn’t work.
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### Author:  [@stretch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stretch)
#### Post date: [January 17, 2008, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-new-fake-name/433838/8 "2008-01-17T15:46:36Z")
[QUOTE=Sprockets]
Do the porn name thing. Your first name is the name of your first pet. Your surname is the name of the first street you lived on.
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If I did that my name would be Stubby Weems. I’m not getting a real porn vibe off of that name (I have girl bits).
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### Author:  [@Wargamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wargamer)
#### Post date: [January 17, 2008, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-new-fake-name/433838/9 "2008-01-17T16:07:28Z")
Sunset Kelly McGee.
You’re welcome.
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### Author:  [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)
#### Post date: [January 17, 2008, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-new-fake-name/433838/10 "2008-01-17T16:10:01Z")
My pr0n name, Rasha Soundview, makes no sense at all.
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### Author:  [@scareyfaerie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scareyfaerie)
#### Post date: [January 17, 2008, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-new-fake-name/433838/11 "2008-01-17T16:12:22Z")
My favourite ones, from “The Day Today”, are Collaterly Sisters and Remedy Malahide.
'im indoors told me he’s only just started watching the “News at Ten” because they’ve got a reporter called Nina Nannaar.
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### Author:  [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)
#### Post date: [January 17, 2008, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-new-fake-name/433838/12 "2008-01-17T16:21:54Z")
[QUOTE=ForumBot]
I will move more with superior tau.
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I suggest [Shas’O Vior’la Shovah Kais Mont’yr](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Commander_Farsight_%28Warhammer_40%2C000%29#Commander_Farsight)
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### Author:  [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)
#### Post date: [January 17, 2008, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-new-fake-name/433838/13 "2008-01-17T16:28:34Z")
[QUOTE=Barrington]
My first pet was a cat called Cleo. I’m a man. It just wouldn’t work.
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Cleophus, then.
Cleophus Foote
Arch Stanton
Sylvester Newel
But really, I don’t think you’ll be able to do much better than Crandall Spondular.
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### Author:  [@Omegaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omegaman)
#### Post date: [January 17, 2008, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-new-fake-name/433838/14 "2008-01-17T16:29:50Z")
Wyatt Macreedy.
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### Author:  [@The\_Hamster\_King](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Hamster_King)
#### Post date: [January 17, 2008, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-new-fake-name/433838/15 "2008-01-17T16:30:04Z")
Daffodil Muldoon
Torsten Meanboy
Nebuchadnezzar Epps
Joshua Sunbeam
Reckless Johnson
Dan Poot
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### Author:  [@Lobohan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobohan)
#### Post date: [January 17, 2008, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-new-fake-name/433838/16 "2008-01-17T16:33:41Z")
There is only one fake name worth having:
Oscar VonBeaufort.
Use him wisely… use him in peace.
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### Author:  [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)
#### Post date: [January 17, 2008, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-new-fake-name/433838/17 "2008-01-17T16:44:39Z")
[QUOTE=Beware of Doug]
My pr0n name, Rasha Soundview, makes no sense at all.
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[OT]Soundview? Are you from Southold?[/OT]
I always liked Tressler Christ as an option.
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### Author:  [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)
#### Post date: [January 17, 2008, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-new-fake-name/433838/18 "2008-01-17T16:49:41Z")
[QUOTE=Sprockets]
Do the porn name thing. Your first name is the name of your first pet. Your surname is the name of the first street you lived on.
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Mina 15[sup]th[/sup] Avenue? I don’t think so.
However, if I move up the timeline a bit, I get: Saxon Kershaw.
Oh, yeah.
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### Author:  [@Shecky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shecky)
#### Post date: [January 17, 2008, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-new-fake-name/433838/19 "2008-01-17T16:58:27Z")
Mohinder.
Just one name.
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### Author:  [@Mooch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mooch)
#### Post date: [January 17, 2008, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-new-fake-name/433838/20 "2008-01-17T17:28:27Z")
[QUOTE=Omegaman]
Wyatt Macreedy.
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What about Snake Cash?
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