# I need a pub quiz team name **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [September 13, 2006, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-pub-quiz-team-name/372575 "2006-09-13T18:25:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![cainxinth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7bcc69/32.png) [@cainxinth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cainxinth)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2006, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-pub-quiz-team-name/372575/1 "2006-09-13T18:25:39Z")
I need a team name for my pub quiz team tonight. Funniest name gets five points and the emcee usually rewards topical names. Any suggestions? ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2006, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-pub-quiz-team-name/372575/2 "2006-09-13T18:58:13Z")
Prince and the New Trivia Generation? ---
**Author:** ![Chez\_Guevara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/aeb1de/32.png) [@Chez\_Guevara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chez_Guevara)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2006, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-pub-quiz-team-name/372575/3 "2006-09-13T19:07:26Z")
Too Clever By Nought Point Five. ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2006, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-pub-quiz-team-name/372575/4 "2006-09-13T19:08:51Z")
> [@Really Not All That Bright](#): > > Prince and the New Trivia Generation? The Team Formerly Known As Prince? ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2006, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-pub-quiz-team-name/372575/5 "2006-09-13T19:56:15Z")
Somebody suggested “The Fighting Ignorants” for the Straight Dope Team or something. That might work. ---
**Author:** ![araminty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b5e925/32.png) [@araminty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/araminty)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2006, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-pub-quiz-team-name/372575/6 "2006-09-14T02:50:07Z")
If it’s a little team, The Three Amoebas. I wanna pub quiz team! (Just moved here, and am getting sick of having no friends.) ---
**Author:** ![jackelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a6a055/32.png) [@jackelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackelope)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2006, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-pub-quiz-team-name/372575/7 "2006-09-14T02:58:59Z")
“Choosy Moms Choose Cock.” That’s one that won the annual poll at my regular Pub Quiz gig. It works better when hearing it than reading. ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2006, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-pub-quiz-team-name/372575/8 "2006-09-14T03:10:42Z")
Dude, the best pub trivia name is, bar none: “Scott Bakula Fan Club: Local 319” ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Rosewater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/898d66/32.png) [@Mr.Rosewater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Rosewater)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2006, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-pub-quiz-team-name/372575/9 "2006-09-14T03:34:17Z")
Perhaps to Dope-centric, but I suggest Cecil’s Weasels. On the theory that ‘weasel’ is a funny word and rhymes with Cecil. ---
**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2006, 7:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-pub-quiz-team-name/372575/10 "2006-09-14T07:16:07Z")
‘Thimk’ ---
**Author:** ![picunurse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7bcc69/32.png) [@picunurse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picunurse)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2006, 9:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-pub-quiz-team-name/372575/11 "2006-09-14T09:01:56Z")
If you’re all male: The Boys from Bizarre. ---
**Author:** ![slaphead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@slaphead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slaphead)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2006, 10:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-pub-quiz-team-name/372575/12 "2006-09-14T10:05:13Z")
There is a pub chain over here called Firkin - all their locations are called The [something beginning with F] & Firkin. We were getting beered up in one on what turned out to be quiz night and spontaneously formed a team and entered it under the name “The Fellatio & Firkin”. We came third IIRC and many drunken giggles were had as they announced this fact and our winnings. ---
**Author:** ![Chez\_Guevara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/aeb1de/32.png) [@Chez\_Guevara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chez_Guevara)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2006, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-pub-quiz-team-name/372575/13 "2006-09-14T11:44:06Z")
Norfolk and Good. ---
**Author:** ![Arch\_Trout](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9f8e36/32.png) [@Arch\_Trout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arch_Trout)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2006, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-pub-quiz-team-name/372575/14 "2006-09-14T12:03:21Z")
You could go with the classic “Universally Challenged” which I despise but it’s always a guaranteed name of a team round these parts. I personally prefer: Kylie Minogue’s Spunk Monastery ---
**Author:** ![garius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e19b73/32.png) [@garius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garius)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2006, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-pub-quiz-team-name/372575/15 "2006-09-14T13:22:20Z")
Kentucky Fried Children ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2006, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-pub-quiz-team-name/372575/16 "2006-09-14T13:30:48Z")
> [@Chez Guevara](#): > > Norfolk and Good. SOFA KING If you are asian, may I humbly suggest the name that my bowling team would be if we weren’t sponsered: **Yu Fuk Dup** ---
**Author:** ![Shecky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/85e7bf/32.png) [@Shecky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shecky)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2006, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-pub-quiz-team-name/372575/17 "2006-09-14T14:10:40Z")
Jesus and the Huckleberries Ferd The Bull Monkey Toothpaste and Chipotle My Johnson is 12 Inches Long NASA Bolt Google’s Evil Little Sister Trivia Gone Wild Best Band Name Ever ---
**Author:** ![Shecky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/85e7bf/32.png) [@Shecky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shecky)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2006, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-pub-quiz-team-name/372575/18 "2006-09-14T14:16:53Z")
Oh, and somebody in the office suggested replacing Scott Bakula with Scott Baio ---
**Author:** ![hawthorne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@hawthorne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hawthorne)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2006, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-pub-quiz-team-name/372575/19 "2006-09-14T15:36:02Z")
\ priapism appreciation society. ---
**Author:** ![Shecky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/85e7bf/32.png) [@Shecky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shecky)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2006, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-pub-quiz-team-name/372575/20 "2006-09-14T17:10:34Z")
Got another two: The Cliff Claven Obscure All Stars (“aaaaaaaaaa little known fact there Normie”) ''Coalition Liberation of Itneninant Tree Dwellers" [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-pub-quiz-team-name/372575.md?page=2)