# I need a pub quiz team name

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-pub-quiz-team-name/372575>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [September 13, 2006, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-pub-quiz-team-name/372575 "2006-09-13T18:25:39Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 12\
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**Author:** ![Mooch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7bcc69/32.png) [@Mooch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mooch)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2006, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-pub-quiz-team-name/372575/21 "2006-09-14T18:06:38Z")

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Reverse Peristalsis

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2006, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-pub-quiz-team-name/372575/22 "2006-09-14T18:40:45Z")

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if there are four of you: The Fearsome Foursome.

The Merkins (look it up).

The Piranha Brothers.

The Steenkin’ Badgers.

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**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2006, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-pub-quiz-team-name/372575/23 "2006-09-14T18:59:32Z")

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Ooh, I remembered a good one I heard a few times at a pub trivia where I went to college:

Pork is a verb.

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**Author:** ![Chez\_Guevara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/aeb1de/32.png) [@Chez\_Guevara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chez_Guevara)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2006, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-pub-quiz-team-name/372575/24 "2006-09-14T19:03:14Z")

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> [@Elendil's Heir](#):
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> The Piranha Brothers.

I thought there were [two Piranha Brothers](http://orangecow.org/pythonet/sketches/piranha.htm).

Different reference perhaps?

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**Author:** ![Katriona](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/katriona/32/113_2.png) [@Katriona](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Katriona)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2006, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-pub-quiz-team-name/372575/25 "2006-09-14T19:50:08Z")

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Our team’s name always includes “monkeys.” DH has a real thing about them.

We’ve been “Sweet Monkey Love,” “Monkey’s Revenge,” and next week wants to be “Dangling Monkey Meat” (yeah, I know, don’t ask, it beats the hell out of “Swinging Monkey Balls,” his 2nd choice)

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2006, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-pub-quiz-team-name/372575/26 "2006-09-15T03:24:19Z")

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> [@Chez Guevara](#):
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> I thought there were [two Piranha Brothers](http://orangecow.org/pythonet/sketches/piranha.htm).
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> Different reference perhaps?

Nope, that’s the right reference. But who’s to say the family hasn’t gotten bigger in the last 30 years?

Perhaps **Dinsdale** could tell us…

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**Author:** ![Shecky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/85e7bf/32.png) [@Shecky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shecky)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2006, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-pub-quiz-team-name/372575/27 "2006-09-15T12:35:33Z")

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“The Merkins are opening for Frog And Toad Are Friends” - Gutter from PCU

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**Author:** ![Trillionaire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Trillionaire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trillionaire)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2006, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-pub-quiz-team-name/372575/28 "2006-09-15T17:28:22Z")

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> [@Chez Guevara](#):
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> Norfolk and Good.

or Norfolk Enchants.

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**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2006, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-pub-quiz-team-name/372575/29 "2006-09-15T18:17:52Z")

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The extraordinary renditions  
The guantanamoles  
the bush malaprops  
trivia fascists  
nowledge natzis (note mispelling)  
n is for nowledge  
the transexual ,bisexual a sexual marauders

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2006, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-pub-quiz-team-name/372575/30 "2006-09-25T17:33:56Z")

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The Master speaks! More than you ever wanted to know about merkins:

[http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a3\_232.html](http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a3_232.html)

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**Author:** ![One\_And\_Only\_Wanderers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/838e76/32.png) [@One\_And\_Only\_Wanderers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/One_And_Only_Wanderers)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2006, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-pub-quiz-team-name/372575/31 "2006-09-25T17:41:13Z")

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X short planks, where X = No of people in your team

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**Author:** ![Lamar\_Mundane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/85f322/32.png) [@Lamar\_Mundane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamar_Mundane)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2006, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-pub-quiz-team-name/372575/32 "2006-09-25T17:41:57Z")

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Ed Gein’s Upholstery

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