# I need a sig **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 3, 2002, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-sig/107096 "2002-05-03T16:53:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Magickly\_Delicious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4491bb/32.png) [@Magickly\_Delicious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Magickly_Delicious)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2002, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-sig/107096/1 "2002-05-03T16:53:09Z")
I’ve been around a little while, and have still not found a sig! Contributions? Are there any Dopers around here who specialize in that sorta thing? ---
**Author:** ![Slip\_Mahoney](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Slip\_Mahoney](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slip_Mahoney)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2002, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-sig/107096/2 "2002-05-03T17:42:15Z")
_Never make love to a woman who’s wearing spurs._ Yer welcome. ---
**Author:** ![pbrtallboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f475e1/32.png) [@pbrtallboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pbrtallboy)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2002, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-sig/107096/3 "2002-05-03T17:44:06Z")
“Just like frosted Lucky Charms™, only taller” ---
**Author:** ![Billy\_Baroo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/76d3ee/32.png) [@Billy\_Baroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Billy_Baroo)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2002, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-sig/107096/4 "2002-05-03T18:28:53Z")
Some Dopers like to include quotes about them from other Dopers’ posts. If you don’t have any of those, I can help. **Magickly Delicious** may not have a long penis, but at least it’s thin. ---
**Author:** ![AHunter3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ahunter3/32/368_2.png) [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2002, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-sig/107096/5 "2002-05-03T20:11:29Z")
perview is your fiend. ---
**Author:** ![Wonko\_The\_Sane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/258eb7/32.png) [@Wonko\_The\_Sane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wonko_The_Sane)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2002, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-sig/107096/6 "2002-05-03T20:37:35Z")
How about the OP as the SIG? ---
**Author:** ![Magickly\_Delicious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4491bb/32.png) [@Magickly\_Delicious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Magickly_Delicious)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2002, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-sig/107096/7 "2002-05-03T20:54:27Z")
Haha, I like that idea. Mebbe. Although I must admit that I’m tempted by **Slip Mahoney** ’s suggestion… ---
**Author:** ![MrAndrewV](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@MrAndrewV](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrAndrewV)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2002, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-sig/107096/8 "2002-05-03T22:20:19Z")
Well it is difficult to suggest something without knowing anything about you but maybe these will help a bit… “If there is one sound that follows the march of human civilisation it is the scream” -David Gemmel “What I do is me. For that I came” -Gerald Manley Hopkins “Perhaps this final act was meant to clinch a lifetime’s argument: that nothing comes of violence, that nothing ever could, to all us born beneath an angry star, lest we forget how fragile we are” -Sting ‘Fragile’ “Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck (_gasp_) Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck” - The Deftones “As a clinical psychologist I feel it is my professional duty to realise that some people are just fucked in the head” - \ “Forgive your enemies but never forget their faces.” -Anon “It’s you and me against the world! Well? When do we attack?” -Anon “We’re all lying in the gutter Fred, but some of us are looking at the stars…” -Terry Pratchett “Remember: without tastebuds life can be bowl of whatever you want!” -Anon “Hang on by your fingernails and never look down” -Hermann Rorshach. “Anything written down is a lie.” -Terry Pratchett “Only dead fish go with the flow.” “Make politicians work. Don’t re-elect them.” “Sometimes majority just means all the idiots are on the same team.” I got a 1 000 000 of 'em cheers ---
**Author:** ![Lisa\_Ann](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/bc79bd/32.png) [@Lisa\_Ann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lisa_Ann)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2002, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-sig/107096/9 "2002-05-03T22:59:14Z")
I know I know! “ **Got milk?** **[sup]tm[/sup]**” ---
**Author:** ![widdershins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f0a364/32.png) [@widdershins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/widdershins)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2002, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-sig/107096/10 "2002-05-04T00:51:12Z")
“This sig space for rent.” “Don’t read this sig” or you can have my old one since I quit using it: “Everything I ever told you is a lie, including that.” - George Spigot