# I need a simple glyph to bind evil

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**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [April 24, 2012, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-simple-glyph-to-bind-evil/619854 "2012-04-24T22:50:30Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 14\
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**Author:** ![Jragon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e19b73/32.png) [@Jragon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jragon)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2012, 10:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-simple-glyph-to-bind-evil/619854/21 "2012-04-26T10:06:52Z")

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Keep it simple, just throw salt around it in a circle.

> **[Magic circle](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magic_circle)**
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> A magic circle is a circle of space marked out by practitioners of some branches of ritual magic, which they generally believe will contain energy and form a sacred space, or will provide them a form of magical protection, or both. It may be marked physically, drawn in a material like salt, flour, or chalk, or merely visualised.
> Traditionally, circles are believed by ritual magicians to form a protective barrier between themselves and what they summon. One text known as the Heptameron says of th...

The wikipedia entry says they’re usually around the person to be protected, but I’ve seen plenty of fictional works and woo-woo demon summoning websites where the demon/spirit/energy/evil is bound in the circle while the summoner stands outside.

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**Author:** ![HMS\_Irruncible](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hms_irruncible/32/7394_2.png) [@HMS\_Irruncible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HMS_Irruncible)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2012, 10:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-simple-glyph-to-bind-evil/619854/22 "2012-04-26T10:19:31Z")

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I have evil bound to control-alt-rightshift so I don’t accidentally invoke it when I’m rebooting.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2012, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-simple-glyph-to-bind-evil/619854/23 "2012-04-26T11:46:21Z")

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I, of all people, would be lacking if I didn’t suggest that all-purpose ancient symbol, used the world over as an apotropeic device, the _Gorgoneion_:

> **[Gorgoneion](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gorgoneion)**
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> In Ancient Greece, the Gorgoneion (Greek: Γοργόνειον) was a special apotropaic amulet showing the Gorgon head, used by the Olympian deities Athena and Zeus: both are said to have worn the gorgoneion as a protective pendant, and often are depicted wearing it. It established their descent from earlier deities considered to remain powerful. Among other attributes, it was assumed by rulers of the Hellenistic age as a royal aegis to imply divine birth or protection, as shown, for instance, on the A Ac...

I put one on the cover of my book, and I can aver that it repels potential book purchasers like nothing else can. After that, Evil oughttta be a piece of cake.

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**Author:** ![Gary\_Robson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gary_robson/32/3448_2.png) [@Gary\_Robson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_Robson)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2012, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-simple-glyph-to-bind-evil/619854/24 "2012-04-26T21:14:18Z")

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[moderating]  
Moved to IMHO to gather opinions.  
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**Author:** ![Number](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/number/32/242_2.png) [@Number](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Number)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2012, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-simple-glyph-to-bind-evil/619854/25 "2012-04-27T01:06:52Z")

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Just engrave _Elbereth_ on the floor.

And watch out for humanoids.

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**Author:** ![ExTank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/35a633/32.png) [@ExTank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ExTank)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2012, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-simple-glyph-to-bind-evil/619854/26 "2012-04-27T01:28:41Z")

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[I have found](http://www.downrange.tv/blog/wp-content/uploads/cache/8096_NpAdvHover.jpg) [several with varying](http://www.gunreports.com/media/newspics/Winchester_Logo_2.jpeg) [degrees of efficacy.](http://519gunandpawn.com/yahoo_site_admin/assets/images/Colt_logo.13284521_std.gif)

[Two of my](http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20111205194606/guns/images/2/20/Walther_Logo.png) [personal favorites.](http://www.statetroopers.org/PFStories/images2009/PFS110609f.jpg)

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**Author:** ![TnTangent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a88e4f/32.png) [@TnTangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TnTangent)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2012, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-simple-glyph-to-bind-evil/619854/27 "2012-04-27T03:50:29Z")

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It seems worth making sure you have some [backup](http://www.wetanz.com/stone-pendant-gandalf-rune/) in case the evil doesn’t take the hint. Perhaps he could offer [some](http://cn1.kaboodle.com/hi/img/b/0/0/106/5/AAAACzoGZEoAAAAAAQZd4g.jpg?v=1289706892000) [support](http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/19383853.jpg).

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**Author:** ![Shawn\_K\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Shawn\_K\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shawn_K_1)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2012, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-simple-glyph-to-bind-evil/619854/28 "2012-04-27T05:48:53Z")

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What if you wanted something to enhance your own evilness? Like boost your dark side so you could become a Sith Lord? would you wear the pentacle or rune upside down?

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**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2012, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-simple-glyph-to-bind-evil/619854/29 "2012-04-27T07:29:30Z")

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> [@Khadaji](#):
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> Have a look [here](http://angelsdragonsfairies.com/icelandicbindingrunes.htm), second one down.

Except that, that isn’t a particularly good version of what I assume it’s supposed to be, an [Ægishjálmur](https://www.google.com/search?tbm=isch&hl=en&source=hp&biw=1024&bih=655&q=%C3%86gishj%C3%A1lmur&gbv=2&oq=%C3%86gishj%C3%A1lmur&aq=f&aqi=g10&aql=&gs_sm=e&gs_upl=4173l4902l0l6736l5l5l0l0l0l0l186l650l2.3l5l0) or [Helm of Awe](http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=helm%20of%20awe&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&ei=jUiaT7zsF62d6AG5yNycDw&biw=800&bih=442&sei=qkiaT5XdJMj50gGVwJDoDg).

CMC fnord!

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**Author:** ![coffeecat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/coffeecat/32/3405_2.png) [@coffeecat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/coffeecat)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2012, 10:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-simple-glyph-to-bind-evil/619854/30 "2012-04-27T10:37:39Z")

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Is “fascinus” pronounced “FASənəs” or “FASkənəs?” Now that I know that “fascinate” comes from a Latin word meaning “to perform witchcraft with a magical dildo,” I may want to bring that up in conversation.

> [@CalMeacham](#):
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> I, of all people, would be lacking if I didn’t suggest that all-purpose ancient symbol, used the world over as an apotropeic device, the _Gorgoneion_:  
> [Gorgons - Wikipedia](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gorgoneion)

A charm to drive away unwelcome guests? WANT! Can I get it on a doormat?

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**Author:** ![Ranchoth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranchoth/32/1066_2.png) [@Ranchoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranchoth)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2012, 10:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-simple-glyph-to-bind-evil/619854/31 "2012-04-27T10:43:39Z")

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A word of advice: don’t use a hooked sun-cross. Either it doesn’t work at _all_, or it surely got burned out binding some _major_ evil a few years back…

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**Author:** ![flight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/bbce88/32.png) [@flight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flight)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2012, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-simple-glyph-to-bind-evil/619854/32 "2012-04-27T16:35:00Z")

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Mother in law?

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**Author:** ![TheFaerie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c57346/32.png) [@TheFaerie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheFaerie)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2012, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-simple-glyph-to-bind-evil/619854/33 "2012-04-27T19:30:28Z")

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> [@Gagundathar](#):
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> That is certainly efficacious… as far as it goes.  
> But for real evil you need one of these:  
> [Solomon’s Seal](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polygonatum) (snip)

I have that growing in my backyard as a completely voluntary plant. I can guarantee there is no evil in my backyard.

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**Author:** ![Owsley\_Stanley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/848f3c/32.png) [@Owsley\_Stanley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Owsley_Stanley)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2012, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-simple-glyph-to-bind-evil/619854/34 "2012-05-06T02:54:32Z")

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Obama?

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