# I need a snack for preschool kids that starts with "U"

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**Category:** Factual Questions\
**Created:** [March 30, 2009, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-snack-for-preschool-kids-that-starts-with-u/491297 "2009-03-30T13:45:41Z")\
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**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2009, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-snack-for-preschool-kids-that-starts-with-u/491297/21 "2009-03-30T14:27:06Z")

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Udon noodles.

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**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2009, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-snack-for-preschool-kids-that-starts-with-u/491297/22 "2009-03-30T14:29:46Z")

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Underwood deviled ham

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**Author:** ![Philster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/13edae/32.png) [@Philster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Philster)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2009, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-snack-for-preschool-kids-that-starts-with-u/491297/23 "2009-03-30T14:30:41Z")

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Underwood Deviled Ham

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2009, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-snack-for-preschool-kids-that-starts-with-u/491297/24 "2009-03-30T14:31:28Z")

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Underwood deviled Ham

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**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2009, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-snack-for-preschool-kids-that-starts-with-u/491297/25 "2009-03-30T14:35:03Z")

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[Zero Bar](http://www.amazon.com/Hersheys-Zero-Candy-Bar/dp/B0000T15K0) (thankfully ham free)

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**Author:** ![USCDiver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/uscdiver/32/354_2.png) [@USCDiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/USCDiver)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2009, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-snack-for-preschool-kids-that-starts-with-u/491297/26 "2009-03-30T14:35:04Z")

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Underwood Deviled ham!

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2009, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-snack-for-preschool-kids-that-starts-with-u/491297/27 "2009-03-30T14:37:00Z")

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Uzo. Oh, nevermind, turns out it’s Ouzo with a silent O. Dang.

How about Unleavened bread?

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**Author:** ![Sailboat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sailboat/32/461_2.png) [@Sailboat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sailboat)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2009, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-snack-for-preschool-kids-that-starts-with-u/491297/28 "2009-03-30T14:46:11Z")

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And serve the snack with 7-up – it’s the _Uncola!_

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**Author:** ![batsto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b2d939/32.png) [@batsto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/batsto)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2009, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-snack-for-preschool-kids-that-starts-with-u/491297/29 "2009-03-30T14:51:49Z")

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> [@Sailboat](#):
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> And serve the snack with 7-up – it’s the _Uncola!_

If I were drinking 7-Up, it would have come out my nose reading this. Do they still use that tag line in their commercials? I haven’t actually heard the phrase in years.

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**Author:** ![cjepson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@cjepson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cjepson)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2009, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-snack-for-preschool-kids-that-starts-with-u/491297/30 "2009-03-30T14:55:20Z")

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Smucker’s makes sandwiches called “Uncrustables”.

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**Author:** ![Mr.Moto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9de0a6/32.png) [@Mr.Moto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Moto)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2009, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-snack-for-preschool-kids-that-starts-with-u/491297/31 "2009-03-30T15:01:12Z")

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That would get you into trouble with the peanut Nazis, in all likelihood.

For Z day - Zingers!

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2009, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-snack-for-preschool-kids-that-starts-with-u/491297/32 "2009-03-30T15:03:38Z")

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> [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](#):
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> Underwood deviled ham

> [@Philster](#):
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> Underwood Deviled Ham

> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#):
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> Underwood deviled Ham

Possibly the best near-simulpost ever…

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**Author:** ![bibliophage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bibliophage/32/7615_2.png) [@bibliophage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bibliophage)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2009, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-snack-for-preschool-kids-that-starts-with-u/491297/33 "2009-03-30T15:12:49Z")

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Undens klinger is a kind of soft pretzel with caraway seeds. It’s not exactly simple unless you happen to have a Latvian bakery in the neighborhood.

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2009, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-snack-for-preschool-kids-that-starts-with-u/491297/34 "2009-03-30T15:15:37Z")

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> [@jayjay](#):
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> Possibly the best near-simulpost ever…

Mine wasn’t technically a simulpost. I just thought I’d play the “we’re not sure what to capitalize” game too. 😃

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**Author:** ![batsto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b2d939/32.png) [@batsto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/batsto)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2009, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-snack-for-preschool-kids-that-starts-with-u/491297/35 "2009-03-30T15:36:36Z")

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> [@Mr.Moto](#):
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> That would get you into trouble with the peanut Nazis, in all likelihood.
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> For Z day - Zingers!

You’re right…the school is ‘peanut free’. Wha’ts a ‘Zinger’?

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**Author:** ![Philster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/13edae/32.png) [@Philster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Philster)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2009, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-snack-for-preschool-kids-that-starts-with-u/491297/36 "2009-03-30T15:37:43Z")

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**Really Not All That Bright** , mine was a simulpost, but I think I got the caps right. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2009, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-snack-for-preschool-kids-that-starts-with-u/491297/37 "2009-03-30T15:46:31Z")

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[Underwear](http://www.ehow.com/how_2209627_make-edible-underwear.html)!

[QUOTE=batsto]  
Wha’ts a ‘Zinger’?  
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[Zingers!](http://www.dollymadison.com/) [Zingers!](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zingers)

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2009, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-snack-for-preschool-kids-that-starts-with-u/491297/38 "2009-03-30T15:52:33Z")

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[Unca Cecil might recommend](http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/313/what-do-k-r-and-u-mean-on-food-and-other-packages) looking for a product that’s been certified by Union of Orthodox Jewish Congregations of America, as noted by the circle-U mark.

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**Author:** ![batsto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b2d939/32.png) [@batsto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/batsto)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2009, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-snack-for-preschool-kids-that-starts-with-u/491297/39 "2009-03-30T15:56:47Z")

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It’s a shame they no longer make[Urkel=Os](http://www.mrbreakfast.com/cereal_detail.asp?id=382)

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**Author:** ![caveman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/caveman/32/7242_2.png) [@caveman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/caveman)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2009, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-a-snack-for-preschool-kids-that-starts-with-u/491297/40 "2009-03-30T16:04:38Z")

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Howzabout ungulate (beef) jerky?

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