# I need bizarre dating game questions **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [March 21, 2002, 11:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-bizarre-dating-game-questions/99322 "2002-03-21T11:02:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Badtz\_Maru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e36b37/32.png) [@Badtz\_Maru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Badtz_Maru)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2002, 11:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-bizarre-dating-game-questions/99322/1 "2002-03-21T11:02:06Z")
Lately I’ve been having fun playing The Dating Game at [http://station.sony.com/](http://station.sony.com/). I’ll either give bizarre answers as the contestant or ask weird questions when I am the ‘Chooser’. I’ve been hitting a creative wall coming up with new freaky questions. I need fairly short questions to ask in the game (‘You’re drinking a bloody mary when you find a human embryo in it. Do you finish the drink?’ barely fits). Does anyone have any suggestions? ---
**Author:** ![pezpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@pezpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pezpunk)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2002, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-bizarre-dating-game-questions/99322/2 "2002-03-21T13:36:36Z")
If I were a twinkie, what would you fill me with? ---
**Author:** ![interface2x](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c0e974/32.png) [@interface2x](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/interface2x)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2002, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-bizarre-dating-game-questions/99322/3 "2002-03-21T13:49:05Z")
If I were an ice cream cone, do you wanna have sex? ---
**Author:** ![Cazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cazzle/32/75_2.png) [@Cazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cazzle)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2002, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-bizarre-dating-game-questions/99322/4 "2002-03-21T14:08:53Z")
How many fingers am I holding up? Which do you feed your cat - spinach or fingernails? Would you like fries with that? Do you have TWIN BODY-POWERED PROSTHESES WITH DORRANCE #5X STAINLESS STEEL HOOKS? ---
**Author:** ![pezpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@pezpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pezpunk)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2002, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-bizarre-dating-game-questions/99322/5 "2002-03-21T15:43:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by interface2x \* > \*\*If I were an ice cream cone, do you wanna have sex? \*\* LOL! Thanks I needed that ---
**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2002, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-bizarre-dating-game-questions/99322/6 "2002-03-22T00:32:01Z")
Would you give the same answer to this question and “will you have sex with me?”? ---
**Author:** ![Dragonblink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Dragonblink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragonblink)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2002, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-bizarre-dating-game-questions/99322/7 "2002-03-22T00:37:02Z")
“Do you hang to the right or to the left?” (especially fun when you ask chicks) “If you were a brand of industrial lubricant, which one would you be?” “Should I pour coffee on your left foot or your right foot?” “Button then zip, or zip and then button?” “How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Cornish game hen?” “Mom?” ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2002, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-bizarre-dating-game-questions/99322/8 "2002-03-22T02:44:04Z")
If you were a small animal, what would be the best way to prepare you for human consumption? Do you prefer to give or receive golden showers? Do you crap floaters or sinkers? Would you sleep with me if I put a gun to your head and insisted? Do you object to masturbation on the first date? If I choose you, what would disappoint me most? What is the best image compressing software to use for vagina pictures? What is the best semen stain cleaner? If I were Superglue, would I be strong enough to keep your mouth shut? Have you been spayed? ---
**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2002, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-bizarre-dating-game-questions/99322/9 "2002-03-22T03:03:08Z")
Who’s the black private dick who’s a sex machine with all the chicks? ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2002, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-bizarre-dating-game-questions/99322/10 "2002-03-22T03:13:51Z")
If you could be any emoticon, what would it be? Do you still do that thing with your mouth? ---
**Author:** ![SlightDistrurbance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/df705f/32.png) [@SlightDistrurbance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SlightDistrurbance)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2002, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-bizarre-dating-game-questions/99322/11 "2002-03-22T05:54:01Z")
“So whats your take on a third nipple?” “Do you have anything against condiments?” “How much is that doggy in the window?” “Do false teeth bother you?” SD ---
**Author:** ![Badtz\_Maru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e36b37/32.png) [@Badtz\_Maru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Badtz_Maru)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2002, 7:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-bizarre-dating-game-questions/99322/12 "2002-03-22T07:44:44Z")
Thanks all. I’ll be asking these questions when I get on later. ---
**Author:** ![Badtz\_Maru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e36b37/32.png) [@Badtz\_Maru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Badtz_Maru)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2002, 8:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-bizarre-dating-game-questions/99322/13 "2002-03-22T08:33:44Z")
Well, my game didn’t last very long. I only got to ask a few questions. Some of the answers are pretty obscene, so there’s your warning. If I were a twinkie, what would you fill me with? Contestant 1 - sweet cherry filling Contestant 2 - Jizz and spit Contestant 3 - My cum which smells like Clorox Would you like fries with that? Contestant 1 - Yes no needs for plate will eat them off your hot bod Contestant 2 - No just your fat fucken pussy staring at my one eyed monster Contestant 3 - No bitch I’ll have a number 1 with my supersized dick up in ya How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Cornish game hen? Contestant 1 - Wouldn’t take me long i am queen of licking Contestant 2 - Whats up with the bestiality? Contestant 3 - I don’t eat pussy step off bitch If you were a brand of industrial grade lubricant, which would you be? Contestant 1 - left the game Contestant 2 - wd40 Contestant 3 - left the game I gave up at this point, no fun with only one player ---
**Author:** ![Jpeg\_Jones](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/4bbf92/32.png) [@Jpeg\_Jones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jpeg_Jones)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2002, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-bizarre-dating-game-questions/99322/14 "2002-03-22T20:37:27Z")
You **left!!!** But No. 2 sounds like such a _winner_. And he stuck it out when the other two left. Don’t you owe him _some_thing? ---
**Author:** ![MistyZ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/97f17d/32.png) [@MistyZ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MistyZ)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2013, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-bizarre-dating-game-questions/99322/15 "2013-05-27T05:45:17Z")
Gonna bump this thread up. We will be doing the dating game in a couple of weeks and would love some updated questions from your brillant, deviated minds 😉 ---
**Author:** ![bengangmo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/50afbb/32.png) [@bengangmo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bengangmo)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2013, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-bizarre-dating-game-questions/99322/16 "2013-05-27T05:59:58Z")
Which serial killer do you most identify with? Which famous criminal / murderer would you most like to have sex with? What sex crime are you most likely to be arrested for? If you were a rapist, how would you choose your victims? What is the most number of times you have masturbated successfully in 24 hours?