# I need drinking quotes...stat.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-drinking-quotes-stat/429477>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 10, 2007, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-drinking-quotes-stat/429477 "2007-12-10T15:43:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![MadTheSwine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MadTheSwine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadTheSwine)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2007, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-drinking-quotes-stat/429477/41 "2007-12-12T15:43:29Z")

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When I read about the dangers of drinking,I gave up reading.

Can’t remember who said it…maybe WC Fields.

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**Author:** ![Triskadecamus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b19c9b/32.png) [@Triskadecamus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Triskadecamus)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2007, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-drinking-quotes-stat/429477/42 "2007-12-12T16:17:28Z")

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“I drank to that!” ~ me ~

“It was a woman drove me to drink and I didn’t even have the decency to thank her.” ~ W.C. Fields ~

Tris

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**Author:** ![lobstermobster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobstermobster/32/10033_2.png) [@lobstermobster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lobstermobster)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2007, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-drinking-quotes-stat/429477/43 "2007-12-12T17:42:05Z")

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“Two weeks into my bender I realized that _Drink Canada Dry_ was a corporate slogan and NOT a challenge”

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**Author:** ![jackelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a6a055/32.png) [@jackelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackelope)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2007, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-drinking-quotes-stat/429477/44 "2007-12-14T06:55:56Z")

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[QUOTE=MadTheSwine]  
When I read about the dangers of drinking,I gave up reading.

Can’t remember who said it…maybe WC Fields.  
[/QUOTE]  
According to [this page](http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Henny_Youngman/) (which is totally devoid of citation), that was Henny Youngman.

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