# I need help naming a toy for a gay friend's birthday present **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [January 20, 2004, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-help-naming-a-toy-for-a-gay-friends-birthday-present/225337 "2004-01-20T16:22:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![dorkusmalorkusmafia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dorkusmalorkusmafia/32/7266_2.png) [@dorkusmalorkusmafia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dorkusmalorkusmafia)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2004, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-help-naming-a-toy-for-a-gay-friends-birthday-present/225337/1 "2004-01-20T16:22:04Z")
My best friend is getting a Build-A-Bear for his birthday but I can’t think of what to name it. For those that don’t know, it is a place teddy bear that you build at a little store/workshop, fill it with stuffing, a fake heart, a voice if you want, and then clothe it. I want it to be vaguely or outrightly dirty because it suits him. Here are some examples of what I want: Püsher Stühlen :dubious: Anna L. Rimmer 😃 Miles üstel Ulich Mianis Basically if it can work as a porn and drag name it will be fine. The dirtier the better. ---
**Author:** ![Quint\_Essence](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/54ee81/32.png) [@Quint\_Essence](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quint_Essence)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2004, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-help-naming-a-toy-for-a-gay-friends-birthday-present/225337/2 "2004-01-20T18:19:46Z")
How about Grotesquerie or Mental dysfunction bear? sorry, I will never understand the need to have sex with fecal matter. ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2004, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-help-naming-a-toy-for-a-gay-friends-birthday-present/225337/3 "2004-01-20T19:31:05Z")
What will the bear be wearing, look like? That’ll help for naming ideas. ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2004, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-help-naming-a-toy-for-a-gay-friends-birthday-present/225337/4 "2004-01-20T21:15:05Z")
> [@Quint Essence](#): > > sorry, I will never understand the need to have sex with fecal matter. Yeah, I never really understood scat either, which is why I can’t quite understand why you felt the need to take a great big shit all over this thread. As for naming the bear, there’s always the old stand-by, Holden McGroin. ---
**Author:** ![dorkusmalorkusmafia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dorkusmalorkusmafia/32/7266_2.png) [@dorkusmalorkusmafia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dorkusmalorkusmafia)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2004, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-help-naming-a-toy-for-a-gay-friends-birthday-present/225337/5 "2004-01-20T21:33:58Z")
Holden McGroin is ok and with the spirit. I’m looking for something that sounds dirtier if you guys know any. I will probably either dress it up in a leather outfit and interchange it with a paddington style raincoat. ---
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2004, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-help-naming-a-toy-for-a-gay-friends-birthday-present/225337/6 "2004-01-20T22:19:42Z")
Phil McCrackin? ---
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2004, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-help-naming-a-toy-for-a-gay-friends-birthday-present/225337/7 "2004-01-20T22:51:41Z")
Okay, wow. It’s like the gauntlet has been thrown down. Not only can I have fun with names, I can tick off a turd. On the ‘fecal matter’ track: [ul]Willie the Pooh Boo Boo Poo Poo Poo Bear Anal Ursidae of the order Carnivora Quintisential anal Essence Turdsly Bung-o Ursus Anus[/ul] Stealing then altering for my own use some names from the [Gay Bowling team](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=151550&highlight=Bowling+Team+Nathan) thread[ul]Queen of the Forest Closet Bear Blow Bear Smithers[/ul] A few more thrown in for good measure. [ul]Kodiass Ben Dover Grizzly Adam and Steve Brown and Proud [/ul] I’ll have to think of more. ---
**Author:** ![quiltguy154](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/ad7895/32.png) [@quiltguy154](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quiltguy154)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2004, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-help-naming-a-toy-for-a-gay-friends-birthday-present/225337/8 "2004-01-21T02:56:26Z")
How about Mr. Fuzz E. Allover, or Yogies Mibitch? ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2004, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-help-naming-a-toy-for-a-gay-friends-birthday-present/225337/9 "2004-01-21T02:56:50Z")
> [@Quint Essence](#): > > How about Grotesquerie > or Mental dysfunction bear? > sorry, I will never understand the need to have sex with fecal matter. And _I_ have never understood the need of some people to spread hatred and filth where it isn’t wanted. Such ugliness is not wanted or needed here, and I expect you not to bring it up again. ---
**Author:** ![ouryL](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ouryl/32/6067_2.png) [@ouryL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ouryL)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2004, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-help-naming-a-toy-for-a-gay-friends-birthday-present/225337/10 "2004-01-21T06:29:40Z")
How bout Ollie Ken Bear? ---
**Author:** ![Quint\_Essence](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/54ee81/32.png) [@Quint\_Essence](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quint_Essence)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2004, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-help-naming-a-toy-for-a-gay-friends-birthday-present/225337/11 "2004-01-21T06:37:59Z")
It isn’t hatred. It is a simple failure to understand that there is any difference between being “gay” and other psycho sexual disorders such as pedophelia, bestiality and other un-natural sexual perversions, or why we are for some reason expected to consider such abberations as “normal”. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2004, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-help-naming-a-toy-for-a-gay-friends-birthday-present/225337/12 "2004-01-21T06:51:52Z")
> [@Quint Essence](#): > > It isn’t hatred. It is a simple failure to understand that there is any difference between being “gay” and other psycho sexual disorders such as pedophelia, bestiality and other un-natural sexual perversions, or why we are for some reason expected to consider such abberations as “normal”. It is unwanted in this forum, and off-topic for this thread. This is your last warning to drop it. _NOW_. ---
**Author:** ![Stoneburg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/df705f/32.png) [@Stoneburg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stoneburg)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2004, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-help-naming-a-toy-for-a-gay-friends-birthday-present/225337/13 "2004-01-21T07:14:16Z")
> [@Quint Essence](#): > > It isn’t hatred. It is a simple failure to understand that there is any difference between being “gay” and other psycho sexual disorders such as pedophelia, bestiality and other un-natural sexual perversions, or why we are for some reason expected to consider such abberations as “normal”. Oh, so it’s just plain stupidity. Unfortunately a rather common disorder, I hope you can get some help. ---
**Author:** ![CrazyCatLady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dfb087/32.png) [@CrazyCatLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrazyCatLady)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2004, 8:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-help-naming-a-toy-for-a-gay-friends-birthday-present/225337/14 "2004-01-21T08:14:50Z")
Unfortunately, **Stoneburg** , while ignorance is curable, stupidity isn’t. We’re looking at a terminal case, I’m afraid. Are we talking a guy bear or a gal bear? That has a lot to do with picking names, you know. Philmore Butts Lance McAnus ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2004, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-help-naming-a-toy-for-a-gay-friends-birthday-present/225337/15 "2004-01-21T14:11:50Z")
Amanda Boink. I know it’s lame. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![dorkusmalorkusmafia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dorkusmalorkusmafia/32/7266_2.png) [@dorkusmalorkusmafia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dorkusmalorkusmafia)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2004, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-help-naming-a-toy-for-a-gay-friends-birthday-present/225337/16 "2004-01-21T15:45:20Z")
Thanks for getting this back on track. It doesn’t matter if it is a boy or a girl. I will put in the best name that I think of or am suggested. On that note, Amanda Boink is great and totally not lame at all. ---
**Author:** ![Quint\_Essence](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/54ee81/32.png) [@Quint\_Essence](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quint_Essence)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2004, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-help-naming-a-toy-for-a-gay-friends-birthday-present/225337/17 "2004-01-21T16:46:17Z")
All right. I can’t and won’t apologize for my feelings/beliefs, but I DO apologize to the OP and the rest of you for posting them in this thread. I let a bad mood and frustration get the better of me… ---
**Author:** ![DaToad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/67e7ee/32.png) [@DaToad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DaToad)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2004, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-help-naming-a-toy-for-a-gay-friends-birthday-present/225337/18 "2004-01-21T17:51:41Z")
Haywood Jarimmie/Jablomie/Jalikket Craven Morass/Urass Pat Mawheeny Dixon Urass Dixon Miass ---
**Author:** ![dorkusmalorkusmafia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dorkusmalorkusmafia/32/7266_2.png) [@dorkusmalorkusmafia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dorkusmalorkusmafia)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2004, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-need-help-naming-a-toy-for-a-gay-friends-birthday-present/225337/19 "2004-01-21T18:27:47Z")
Now I think I have a great name as a compilation of several of the ones here! Craven Dixon Butts Made up of all real names…I would add that on the list of most unfortunate names ever! Keep them coming. I wonder if I can get one that would be more unfortunate than that. More background: You can add a little voice thing to these bears that can record around 30 seconds of speech. This bear will say a quote from his most unfortunate sexual experience which involved one of his tricks and a dog. No he didn’t go through with it. Perhaps Cravon Wolf Dixon-Hisas would be more appropriate but I don’t want to embarass the cashier girlings too bad.